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  • OIFY
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Jan 2007
    • 2

    #31
    Re: Demoncrat Gossip

    You wanna know whats extremely hypocritical? THE USERS ON THIS FORUM! the only thing you do is sit here and judge people and things for being ungodly/hypocritical/extremely sinful. In that aspect, I give you this homemade photoshop to represent places and people like this:

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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78555

      #32
      Re: Demoncrat Gossip

      Originally posted by OIFY View Post
      You wanna know whats extremely hypocritical? THE USERS ON THIS FORUM! the only thing you do is sit here and judge people and things for being ungodly/hypocritical/extremely sinful. In that aspect, I give you this homemade photoshop to represent places and people like this:

      Why thank you for the lovely gift. We'll put it over with all the other ones.

      Now exactly how do you find us hypocritical? We follow the Holy Word of God to the letter. Are you objecting to that? Are you trying to tell us that you are greater than God, who created everything you see?

      I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.--Isaiah 45:7

      Glory!!
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • xxWinter_Foxx
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
        • Jan 2007
        • 2

        #33
        Re: Demoncrat Gossip

        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
        Why thank you for the lovely gift. We'll put it over with all the other ones.

        Now exactly how do you find us hypocritical? We follow the Holy Word of God to the letter. Are you objecting to that? Are you trying to tell us that you are greater than God, who created everything you see?

        I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.--Isaiah 45:7

        Glory!!
        You claim to be Always Biblicly Correct, yet in the Bible it says for you not to judge others, in the end they will be judged by God, not man.
        Yet you continually judge everyone and everything.

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        • Kaniho
          Confirmed Enemy of God
          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
          • Jan 2007
          • 5

          #34
          Re: Demoncrat Gossip

          Originally posted by xxWinter_Foxx View Post
          You claim to be Always Biblicly Correct, yet in the Bible it says for you not to judge others, in the end they will be judged by God, not man.
          Yet you continually judge everyone and everything.
          The man speaks the truth... yet most of the bible has been twisted by kings to controll his people through religion. Get the original translations and you will see what I mean.

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          • Pastor Ezekiel
            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
             
            • Sep 2006
            • 78555

            #35
            Re: Demoncrat Gossip

            Originally posted by xxWinter_Foxx View Post
            You claim to be Always Biblicly Correct, yet in the Bible it says for you not to judge others, in the end they will be judged by God, not man.
            Yet you continually judge everyone and everything.
            Exactly where in the Holy Bible does it say that? My Bible tells me that Jesus commands us to judge scum like you.

            Leviticus 19:15
            In righteousness shalt thou judge thy neighbour.

            John 7:24
            Judge not according to the appearance, but judge righteous judgment.

            1 Corinthians 2:15
            But he that is spiritual judgeth all things, yet he himself is judged of no man.

            1 Corinthians 5:12-13
            For what have I to do to judge them also that are without? do not ye judge them that are within? But them that are without God judgeth. Therefore put away from among yourselves that wicked person.

            1 Corinthians 6:2-3
            Do ye not know that the saints shall judge the world? and if the world shall be judged by you, are ye unworthy to judge the smallest matters? Know ye not that we shall judge angels? how much more things that pertain to this life?.


            Try actually READING the Bible before you point an accusatory finger next time, ok?
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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            • Pastor Al E Pistle
              Christ's Cōnsiliārius
               
              • Sep 2006
              • 9323

              #36
              Re: Demoncrat Gossip

              Originally posted by xxWinter_Foxx View Post
              You claim to be Always Biblicly Correct, yet in the Bible it says for you not to judge others, in the end they will be judged by God, not man.
              Yet you continually judge everyone and everything.
              Praise JESUS, the sinner is cast out! (GONG!)
              Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
              "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
              Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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              • Pastor Al E Pistle
                Christ's Cōnsiliārius
                 
                • Sep 2006
                • 9323

                #37
                Re: Demoncrat Gossip

                Originally posted by Kaniho View Post
                The man speaks the truth... yet most of the bible has been twisted by kings to controll his people through religion. Get the original translations and you will see what I mean.
                Praise JESUS, the demon is cast out! (GONG!)
                Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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                • Pastor Al E Pistle
                  Christ's Cōnsiliārius
                   
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 9323

                  #38
                  Re: Demoncrat Gossip

                  Originally posted by OIFY View Post
                  You wanna know whats extremely hypocritical? THE USERS ON THIS FORUM! the only thing you do is sit here and judge people and things for being ungodly/hypocritical/extremely sinful. In that aspect, I give you this homemade photoshop to represent places and people like this:

                  Praise JESUS, the qweer is cast out! (GONG!)
                  Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                  "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                  Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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                  • Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.
                    Scientific Advisor
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 2373

                    #39
                    Re: Demoncrat Gossip

                    My pastor, the gong-stick is working overtime this evening! Will the satanic persecution never end?!
                    Trump 2020: "For Real This Time"

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                    • Virginia Day Templeton
                      Christ's Battle Axe
                       
                      • Dec 2006
                      • 2827

                      #40
                      Re: Demoncrat Gossip

                      I hope that motorcycle-humping bulldyke "Christ4life" (the irony! It burns!) stays away from her keyboard for the time being -- for her own sake. Otherwise, she might very well be the next to feel the gong!

                      You are a Godsend, Pastor.
                      Last edited by Virginia Day Templeton; 01-14-2007, 07:33 AM.
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                      • Pastor Isaac Peters
                        Senior Pastor
                        Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
                        Always Biblically correct
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 10639

                        #41
                        Re: Demoncrat Gossip

                        Originally posted by xxWinter_Foxx View Post
                        You claim to be Always Biblicly Correct, yet in the Bible it says for you not to judge others, in the end they will be judged by God, not man.
                        Yet you continually judge everyone and everything.
                        I see that the Christ-hating sinner has been banned, but I just have to add one thing, since that is a particularly common heresy among those whose Bible knowledge consists of what they half-remember from Peanuts specials. Let's read the "Judge not" passage in context, shall we?

                        Matthew 7:1-2: Judge not, that ye be not judged. For with what judgment ye judge, ye shall be judged: and with what measure ye mete, it shall be measured to you again.

                        As you can see, taking the two words "Judge not" out of context completely changes the meaning. Jesus didn't tell us not to judge; He told us that if we do, we can expect the same measure to be used on us. Thus, the Bible does not prohibit me from judging TwinkBoy as a corset-wearing, blaspheming nancy boy, since I do not do any of those things myself.

                        Yet the wicked sinners who come here to mock God accuse us of taking Scripture out of context.
                        This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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                        • H. Montague Worthington
                          True Christian™ Entrepreneur
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 2716

                          #42
                          Re: Demoncrat Gossip

                          Thank you for banning xxWinter Foxx. There is something not quite right with the letter x, unless, or course, we're talking about Mr. Richard M. Nixon, whom historians will one day recognize as one of our greatest and most heroic presidents.

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                          • Pastor Ezekiel
                            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                             
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 78555

                            #43
                            Re: Demoncrat Gossip

                            THIS just in: The notorious communist tree-hugger Al Gore is secretly planning to run for president again.

                            I guess winning it once wasn't enough.

                            Al Gore’s Campaign Team Readying To Ride Again

                            Is former Vice President and Oscar Winner Al Gore getting ready to ride the campaign trail again or isn’t he?

                            It sounds like a distinct possibility, if this story in the Telegraph is any indication:

                            Friends of Al Gore have secretly started assembling a campaign team in preparation for the former American vice-president to make a fresh bid for the White House.

                            Al Gore is third favorite for the Democratic nomination

                            Two members of Mr Gore’s staff from his unsuccessful attempt in 2000 say they have been approached to see if they would be available to work with him again.


                            If Gore runs, he can call his drive to the White House “The I Told You So Campaign.”
                            All I can say is "BRING IT ON"! Once we get the U.S. Constitution amended, our Godly GWB will be chosen by Jesus to be president for life, once again pwning Al Gore.
                            Who Will Jesus Damn?

                            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                            • kikirnw

                              #44
                              Re: Demoncrat Gossip

                              We need a woman president.

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                              • Loser_seed
                                Landover Habilitation and Therapy Unit (For those unfit to mix with the normal public)
                                • Apr 2007
                                • 293

                                #45
                                Re: Demoncrat Gossip

                                Originally posted by kikirnw View Post
                                We need a woman president.

                                Yea, things would be diffrent with a woman president.

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