Barack Obama might just work out

[Mr. Jingles]

I must say this in President Obama's favor: he DOES speak in a clear, causasian voice-none of that hip-hop or ghetto stuff. He invited Pastor Rick Warren to appear at the inauguration; in spite of Rick Warren's pinko views, he does have a thing or two to say about homers getting married.
Not only that, Obama wants to continue killing muslims; I find these to be positive signs.

[Hymie Goldberg]

Re: Barack Obama might just work out

Oy, I'm not sure. He still looks like a schwarzer from here, but nonetheless his credit seems good, why not?

Hymie

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Barack Obama might just work out

The reason he seems to clean and well-spoken is because he's 50% White. Which is good enough for Jesus.

You won't see a jig with smooth manners like that.

[H. Montague Worthington]

Re: Barack Obama might just work out

I'm sorry, I feel I must disagree. Electing this man president was the worst thing we could have done. Even though he's 50% white, his very presence in the Half-White House increases uppityness among the Negroes by 50%. And I shudder to think what kind of a message it sends about the pitfalls surrounding the mongrelization of the races. Who wants to live in a mongrelized world where everyone looks like Barack Obama, Alicia Keys, Halle Berry, Lenny Kravitz, Jennifer Beals, Tiger Woods, Maria Carey, and Derek Jeter?

[Bob4God]

Re: Barack Obama might just work out

I tend to agree with brother Worthington. Yes, the man DOES speak in white terms (not as good as Bush, but still okay), but that doesn't mean I trust him.

When I was young a black man said the f-word to me because I threw a rock at him from behind a tree in my yard because I was scared of him. I haven't trusted coloreds since.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Barack Obama might just work out

I never thought I'd see the day when we'd have a mulatto in the White House, but being 50% White there's a good chance he'll do a half decent job. God must think so if He put the boy into the Oval Office, so I'm praying that's why He did it and isn't punishing us like He did with Katrina.

[Buford T Scoggins]

Re: Barack Obama might just work out

God must think so if He put the boy into the Oval Office, so I'm praying that's why He did it and isn't punishing us like He did with Katrina.

Sister Mary, Katrina was a GOOD THING. Just like the last time when the Lord made it rain for 40 days and 40 nights, God's plan was to snuff out darkies and other evildooers, so that clean blond-haired Christians (and Halliburton) would flourish. Just like our heavenly crusade in Iraq, Katrina brought blessed urban renewal and freshly-painted privatized schools to the surviving masses.

Yours in Christ,
Buford

[Nobar King]

Re: Barack Obama might just work out

I'm sorry, I feel I must disagree. Electing this man president was the worst thing we could have done. Even though he's 50% white, his very presence in the Half-White House increases uppityness among the Negroes by 50%. And I shudder to think what kind of a message it sends about the pitfalls surrounding the mongrelization of the races. Who wants to live in a mongrelized world where everyone looks like Barack Obama, Alicia Keys, Halle Berry, Lenny Kravitz, Jennifer Beals, Tiger Woods, Maria Carey, and Derek Jeter?

Just keep your eyes closed so you don't see the difference?