[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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This is becoming big news, Brother! One of the ladies emailed me this article. She said it was on AnnCoulter.com.

So, Bristol, can you make a recommendation for teens today?

BRISTOL: Not really, I don’t think.

I'm pretty sure Princeton will take her. They took that other bag of hammers.

[Larry Lee]

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This is becoming big news, Brother! One of the ladies emailed me this article. She said it was on AnnCoulter.com.

Leave it to Ann to talk circles around a high school drop out.

[Nobar King]

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So, Bristol, can you make a recommendation for teens today?

BRISTOL: Not really, I don’t think.

I'm pretty sure Princeton will take her. They took that other bag of hammers.

Who are you referring to?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Princeton_University_people

Not Michelle Obama, I hope.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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Who are you referring to?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Princeton_University_people

Not Michelle Obama, I hope.

No. Brooke Shields.

[Buford T Scoggins]

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I'm as shocked as the rest of you that Bristol Palin - daughter of America's greatest governor - would go on Godly Fox News and imply that virginity until marriage is not realistic. Especially since Bristol is white (if she were a darkie, I could understand - they start having sex at age 6 months).

Fortunately, there is still hope for Bristol...

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Not being a virgin does not come as a surprise anymore these days. Many women lose their virginities at an early age, more so in this modern world of ours. Virginity is, in some corners of society, still considered a precious possession. Wouldn't it be nice if women could somehow reclaim what they have lost?

Revirgination.net is dedicated to help. Truth is, virginity CAN be reclaimed, and revirgination is a set of different plastic surgeries and exercises intended to make you look and feel like a virgin once again. Vaginal surgery, which is one of revirgination's fastest growing segments, forms the core of revirgination.

http://www.revirgination.net/

[Star Finder]

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why do you call her Bristol Palin-Johnston when she's not married to that meth addict and she never will be?

She's an unwed mother and her child is a bastard. Seems like a normal republican family...

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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Fortunately, there is still hope for Bristol...

I think the problem with that company is that girls don't WANT to feel like virgins.

[WickedWitch]

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I think the problem with that company is that girls don't WANT to feel like virgins.

That's not true, I wish I were still a virgin. Ever since I was 16 I've given thought to hymen reconstructive surgery.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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That's not true, I wish I were still a virgin. Ever since I was 16 I've given thought to hymen reconstructive surgery.

Through Christ, all things are possible. Give your life over to Jesus, stop practicing witchcraft, and who knows?

Still waiting on that Tithe by the way.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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That's not true, I wish I were still a virgin. Ever since I was 16 I've given thought to hymen reconstructive surgery.

Hymen reconstruction surgery is not going to turn you back into a virgin.

[JennyD]

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I'm as shocked as the rest of you that Bristol Palin - daughter of America's greatest governor - would go on Godly Fox News and imply that virginity until marriage is not realistic. Especially since Bristol is white (if she were a darkie, I could understand - they start having sex at age 6 months).

Fortunately, there is still hope for Bristol...

Brother Buford, I think her virginal wall was crushed like the one in Berlin, as soon as a baby came crawling out of her mommy cave.

[Nurse Clampett]

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Hymen reconstruction surgery is not going to turn you back into a virgin.

Amen, Brother! No amount of plaster and catgut can repair her damaged, whorish soul.

[JennyD]

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Amen, Brother! No amount of plaster and catgut can repair her damaged, whorish soul.

Maybe a drawstring would help.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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Maybe a drawstring would help.

What do you mean? Lace it up like an old tennis shoe?

Sort of like this only lower..and then TUG ON THE RIBBON UNTIL THE LINKS TOUCH?

I immediately see problems with this idea.
(1) You can't install it by yourself at home and I'll bet you mom isn't going to help.

(2) One second after you move at all, the ribbon is going to twist and no matter what you do it is going to look like worse crap than it already does. There is a spine running vertically through the center of that web which REQUIRES the skin in that area to stretch laterally and vertically.

(3) You have to be dressed like a whore for it to be visible.
(a) If it is visible, it will simply confirm you ARE a whore and any perv who walks up behind you will have the keys to your heart.
(b) If it isn't visible, it still has to be tied which will be VERY uncomfortable. Leaving it untied will prove to be even MORE uncomfortable.

(6) You can't ....exercise...trussed up like a turkey. Try playing vollyball without a trip to the hospital, much less 'Mr. Twister. Even reaching for a glass of water would be problematic.

(7) It isn't attractive. If you MUST have a tramp-stamp, get a cute one and remember that your grandaughter will see it someday. NOT 'Property of Hell's Angels" or 'Bootylicious".

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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I'm thinking a stapler might do it.