As Many Men As It Takes!

[Born Again Bob]

Dear Friends,

I urge all of you to support dear President Bush in his call for more troops. However many men it takes do the job right, let them pile on and have at it. We've done a great job in Iraq, but there's still work to be done, holes to be plugged. The United States military does not leave any gaping holes unplugged, and shouldn't start now! Give our military the additional tools they need to fill that breach, and then go home.

Yours in Him (and patriotism),
BAB

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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Indeed, Brother. Despite the glorious success in Iraq so far, there is still work to be done.

We mustn't be fooled by lie-beral scare tactics about the number of casualties. Lie-berals hope we'll forget that 9/11 changed everything. We are fighting a war against mooselimb terrorists who hate us for our freedoms and are fighting for nothing less than the future of civilization itself. If we prevent terrorists from taking the life of even one innocent person, it will have been worth it.

[H. Montague Worthington]

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I only wish the armed forces would take me. But when I was drafted in 1964 and showed up for the physical exam, I dropped an envelope full of one hundred dollar bills and try as I might, I could not pick it up! Well, needless to say, the army would not take someone that could not bend over and pick up an envelope, so the doctor gave me a medical deferment.

Sure, I made millions by starting a successful business, but I deeply regret that I didn't get a chance to serve my country in the booby-trapped jungles of Vietnam.

P.S. John Kerry is a coward.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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I too deeply regret that I have been unable to serve on the front lines, blowing holes in the heads of those terrorist sand nigras in the name of Jesus. My uncle "Rummy" (former Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld) has repeatedly assured me that my time would be better spent here, doing the Lord's work, and engaging in the various ministries I administer.

Which reminds me. Please let the "Soldiers for Christ" brothers know that this Friday's "Witness to a Stripper" meeting has been moved from 10 pm to 11 pm. It seems that Miss Candy Kane was booked until 10:45 pm, and she wants a little time to wash the filth of her early evening clients off before being confronted with the rock hard reality of Jesus at the climax of our prayers on her behalf. Glory!!

[Brother Love]

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GWB is the Lord's ORDAINED PROPHET for our own times! Whatever he says, must GO! Whatever he wants, it MUST be done! No one on this planet should ever question the man, GWB, whom the LORD speaks to on a regular basis.

Now, can someone tell me what was wrong with the HEATHEN WITCH Nancy Pelosi last night? Did she have something in her eye? Was a fly bothering her or does THAT woman just go to and fro constantly batting her eyes normally? And what about all that smacking? Where her dentures stuck to the roof of her mouth or what? Was she sucking on something? The faces that woman was making were funny! Good God, THIS is the heathen DEMON-crats pride and joy? God help us all!!

[Glendora Christianson]

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Thank you so much for your heartfelt message of hope, BABs. I laugh at the folks who doubt HIM (GWB or JC). And I know that if everyone would just pray, our president/savior will get the "green light" to do an all-out attack on the eastern hemisphere . . . it's the only way we can be assured that USA will be GOD's favorite country forever!!! (Sorry eurotrash homers, who we pretend to like).

I hope our good friends and church members (except Lilith) will move promptly to Iowa, where they will be safe and ready for rapture. Amen!

A wonderful prayer for our president (sorry, I did not create the prayer, but found it on my second most favorite website you had all better know my very favorite one is little old LBC).

Dear God, bless our president, George W. Bush. Strengthen his mind and body and saturate his spirit. Strengthen him in failures, tragedies, and unrelenting criticism.
God of peace, You know that George, Your servant, desires peace. You also know that evil forces permeate this world with hate, war, destruction, and death. Father, George took an oath to defend this nation against all those who would kill us. Help him to continue to be faithful to his oath despite the difficulties in doing so.
Loving God, comfort George as he begs You to comfort those who have sacrificed greatly for this nation and for peace. Support him during trying times. Let him be comforted by all those who love him and pray for him. Amen.

[Brother Temperance]

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Now, can someone tell me what was wrong with the HEATHEN WITCH Nancy Pelosi last night? Did she have something in her eye? Was a fly bothering her or does THAT woman just go to and fro constantly batting her eyes normally? And what about all that smacking? Where her dentures stuck to the roof of her mouth or what? Was she sucking on something? The faces that woman was making were funny! Good God, THIS is the heathen DEMON-crats pride and joy? God help us all!!

I fear she was trying to seduce Our Great Leader - a man so glorious not even an Antichrist thespian like Pelosi can resist him.

[Rev. Dr. Davidson]

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It will take many more men now... Had the demoncrats not resisted in the beginning, there would be no more war in Ihaq.

Every warrior knows that when you go to war, you hit them hard, kill everything in your path, and let God sort them out. Urban pacification is what police are for. When you send the army, you give your commanders these orders.... Do whatever it takes to wipe the place out, shoot anyone affiliated with the media you see, and bring back the spoils.

[Brother V]

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When you send the army, you give your commanders these orders.... Do whatever it takes to wipe the place out, shoot anyone affiliated with the media you see, and bring back the spoils.

Praise Jesus.

The Lord gives specifics on how to win a war.

Numbers 31:17 Now therefore kill every male among the little ones, and kill every woman that hath known man by lying with him.

18 But all the women children, that have not known a man by lying with him, keep alive for yourselves.

Now, I think the Army is going to have to come up with some kind of "field virginity test". Otherwise it would be to hard to determine on the fly who is a virgin and who isn't.

But what does the Lord say to do with the booty?

Half of the booty goes to the soldiers, and half goes to the congregation. (1/10th goes to the Lord; obviously) (Numbers 31:27)

Praise Jesus.

He makes General Sherman (who burned Georgia) look like a pansy.

Numbers 31:23 Every thing that may abide the fire, ye shall make it go through the fire, and it shall be clean: nevertheless it shall be purified with the water of separation: and all that abideth not the fire ye shall make go through the water.


Praise Jesus!!!

Praise His Holy Name!

Burn everything; Kill everyone (except the virgins); and divide the spoils between the soldiers, God's Favorite Church (tm) and the Pastors!!!

PRAISE JESUS!!!

YIC
V

[H. Montague Worthington]

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Brother V---

How your wise words have filled me with the Spirit of the Lord. I was particularly moved by these words from scripture:

Numbers 31:17 Now therefore kill every male among the little ones, and kill every woman that hath known man by lying with him.

18 But all the women children, that have not known a man by lying with him, keep alive for yourselves.

That is indeed beautiful. These words of wisdom from the Lord himself are as comforting as hearing the heavenly singing of angels or the blood-curdling screams of enemies scalded to death by napalm or nuclear hellfire.

GLORY!!

[OnYourKnees]

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(Sorry eurotrash homers, who we pretend to like).

What about the Eurotrash beagle hounds?

Maybe we can import him.

[Brother Temperance]

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Praise Jesus.

The Lord gives specifics on how to win a war.

Numbers 31:17 Now therefore kill every male among the little ones, and kill every woman that hath known man by lying with him.

18 But all the women children, that have not known a man by lying with him, keep alive for yourselves.

Friend, I hate to say it, but you're almost beginning to sound like the sort of pick'n'mix liberal "christan" who leaves out important parts of God's message. Sure, we're supposed to kill all the males and non-virgin females, but that's not all.
1 Samuel 15:3 Now go and smite Amalek, and utterly destroy all that they have, and spare them not; but slay both man and woman, infant and suckling, ox and sheep, camel and ass.

We are commanded to smite ass! God clearly considers Iraqi sheep and camels to be legitimate targets, and we should too.

Deuteronomy 20:19 When thou shalt besiege a city a long time, in making war against it to take it, thou shalt not destroy the trees thereof by forcing an axe against them: for thou mayest eat of them, and thou shalt not cut them down (for the tree of the field is man's life) to employ them in the siege:
20 Only the trees which thou knowest that they be not trees for meat, thou shalt destroy and cut them down; and thou shalt build bulwarks against the city that maketh war with thee, until it be subdued.

On the other hand, we're not to cut down their trees, especially not the trees for meat. God is very clear about this.