[Wash O'Hanley]

Re: Will God allow Satan to elect a black President?

With a black president at the helm this country will go straight to anarchy and ruin. On the bright side, the price of watermelons should go down.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Will God allow Satan to elect a black President?

With a black president at the helm this country will go straight to anarchy and ruin. On the bright side, the price of watermelons should go down.

I wonder what would happen if the Japs elected a negro president or emperor or whatever they have over there?

[Glendora Christianson]

Re: Will God allow Satan to elect a black President?

I wonder what would happen if the Japs elected a negro president or emperor or whatever they have over there?

I wonder too, Brother Temperance. And I know it's best for a good Christian lady to avoid such graphic speculations, but I can't help but imagine the palace geisha hobbling about after being forced to endure animalistic acts of fornication with a negro of grotesque anatomical proportions (Forgive me Jesus, for even the thought.)

[OnYourKnees]

Re: Will God allow Satan to elect a black President?

I wonder too, Brother Temperance. And I know it's best for a good Christian lady to avoid such graphic speculations, but I can't help but imagine the palace geisha hobbling about after being forced to endure animalistic acts of fornication with a negro of grotesque anatomical proportions (Forgive me Jesus, for even the thought.)

How unexpected that this subject should come up! The Lord DOES move in mysterious ways!

A few months ago, I asked Rosa (not my wife but my head of staff, for you newcomers) to pick up some documentaries on Asian cultures so I might assist Church members in preparation for a missioning visit.

The first two documentaries, produced by taxpayer dollars through PBS, covered pre-war and post-war Japanese culture, and the current government form. We guessed that the third, titled "Asian Assault", would be about WWII kamikaze pilots. Instead, it was a film about the three survivors of an all-Negro air squad, somehow captured by a gaggle of Japanese women. Very odd.

About 45 minutes into this "film", we realized that there would be no learning about Japanese culture or the treatment of POWs, but only stories about choo-choos and tunnels! Well, I was horrified, and spent the next hour in my prayer closet. Rosa spent a similar time in hers.

Beware this filth, Mother Glynndie! I tell you, no amount of self-flagellation can remove those images once they're burned into your mind!

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Will God allow Satan to elect a black President?

How unexpected that this subject should come up! The Lord DOES move in mysterious ways!

A few months ago, I asked Rosa (not my wife but my head of staff, for you newcomers) to pick up some documentaries on Asian cultures so I might assist Church members in preparation for a missioning visit.

The first two documentaries, produced by taxpayer dollars through PBS, covered pre-war and post-war Japanese culture, and the current government form. We guessed that the third, titled "Asian Assault", would be about WWII kamikaze pilots. Instead, it was a film about the three survivors of an all-Negro air squad, somehow captured by a gaggle of Japanese women. Very odd.

About 45 minutes into this "film", we realized that there would be no learning about Japanese culture or the treatment of POWs, but only stories about choo-choos and tunnels! Well, I was horrified, and spent the next hour in my prayer closet. Rosa spent a similar time in hers.

Beware this filth, Mother Glynndie! I tell you, no amount of self-flagellation can remove those images once they're burned into your mind!

My word, how dreadful. Have you ever heard of a documentary called Seiju Gakuen? I found it to be most informative about the practises of the Japanee Papists.