If Jesus were to Rewrite the U.S. Constitution

[Pastor Ezekiel]

I wonder what commandments Jesus would include in our current American Constitution? Perhaps some of the True Christian™ Brothers could offer some speculation on this subject.

I'm sure that He would revoke the female vote right off the bat. But what else could we look forward to? A requirement that all politicians, judges and public employees be sworn True Christians™ for a start....

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: If Jesus were to Rewrite the U.S. Constitution

The first amendment would be changed immediately!

Congress shall make no law infringing on True Christianity™, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of True Christian™ speech, or of the True Christian™ press; or the right of the True Christians™ peaceably to assemble, and to petition the government for a redress of grievances. All other heathens, infidels, blasphemers, atheists, and other Satan worshippers shall be subject to the laws of the Holy Bible (KJV1611)!

[OnYourKnees]

Re: If Jesus were to Rewrite the U.S. Constitution

I wonder what commandments Jesus would include in our current American Constitution? Perhaps some of the True Christian™ Brothers could offer some speculation on this subject.

I would hope that He would offer the definition of a True Christian™, leading off with that whole "read, understand, and follow ALL of the Bible, not just the parts you like" issue!

It would remove so much "confusion" (brought about by the Anti-Christ Luciferians Union) and end so many legal challenges, so the courts could occupy their time enforcing God's Laws.

Soon, any people getting stoned wouldn't be worried about the munchies after!!

[Rev. Dr. Davidson]

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The right to keep and bear arms, to include automatic weapons for the protection of your family and congregation.

[BornAgain]

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Ban all Mosques, and all news organizations that don't support the troops and their Godly mission to spread True Christianity™ to those moon worshippers (this would include every network with the exception of Fox News).

Arrest every member of the ACLJoo, American Atheists, and every other anti-american communist organization.

Suspend all elections and allow Godly Bush to carry us to the rapture!

Those are just a few.

[TwinkBoy]

Re: If Jesus were to Rewrite the U.S. Constitution

All I can say is thank the Divine that your Jesus cannot rewrite the Constitution. I'm sure you (I mean your Jesus) would make the Islamic Law of Sharia look like a humane law code.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: If Jesus were to Rewrite the U.S. Constitution

All I can say is thank the Divine that your Jesus cannot rewrite the Constitution. I'm sure you (I mean your Jesus) would make the Islamic Law of Sharia look like a humane law code.

I guess we don't need to tell you what Jesus would decree for you perverts.

Lev.20:13
If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

Praise Jesus! Our day is coming soon!

[SalvationSeeker]

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And he that blasphemeth the name of the LORD, he shall surely be put to death, and all the congregation shall certainly stone him:
As well the stranger, as he that is born in the land, when he blasphemeth the name of the Lord, shall be put to death.
Leviticus 24:16

This would really be the only constitution necessary, because True Christians cannot sin, and thus cannot break any of God's laws. (1 John 3:4-6)
So anyone who does break any of God's laws is, by default, an unsaved blasphemer of God's holy name since he who offends in one point, he is guilty in all.
(James 2:10)

Just like he is also a murdering & fornicating sodomite son of the devil.
If you are unsaved, then you are vile beyond words, and there are no sins which you are not guilty of in God's eyes.

[TwinkBoy]

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Let me guess! Damn us to some MYTHICAL place filled with fire and brimstone, right? To forever spend eternity between the greased up loins of your devil, right?

Let's see, love. Wasn't it...the ARCHANGEL Lucifer...who said, "Is it not better to rule in hell than to serve in heaven?"

Trust me, if YOUR Jesus is, in fact, what you TC's say he is then I don't want to be in his heaven!!

[Girls Do Not Wear Pants]

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Let me guess! Damn us to some MYTHICAL place filled with fire and brimstone, right?

Hell is not mythical.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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Wasn't it...the ARCHANGEL Lucifer...who said, "Is it not better to rule in hell than to serve in heaven?"

Maybe you should try reading the Bible someday instead of fiction like Milton's Paradise Lost.

[OnYourKnees]

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All I can say is thank the Divine that your Jesus cannot rewrite the Constitution. I'm sure you (I mean your Jesus) would make the Islamic Law of Sharia look like a humane law code.

We don't want to hear about your Law of Shakira's Hips, thank you very much!

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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Trust me, if YOUR Jesus is, in fact, what you TC's say he is then I don't want to be in his heaven!!

Then you should thank your guardian demon that you'll never have to worry about being in Heaven with Jesus.

Back to the OP: If Jesus were to rewrite the U.S. Constitution, there would be no Godless elections. "Election" in the Bible means God's election of His favorite people, not a battle between Diebold and the forces of evil in the demon-cretin party:

Romans 11:5: Even so then at this present time also there is a remnant according to the election of grace.

Instead, our Divinely hand-picked President could stay in office forever and say about the demon-cretins:

Luke 19:27: But those mine enemies, which would not that I should reign over them, bring hither, and slay [them] before me.

Shout glory!

[TwinkBoy]

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Sorry to burst your self righteous, bible thumping bubble Girl With No Panties BUT hell IS a mythical place! Hell is a concept INVENTED by Christians and used as a FEAR TACTIC to keep Christians in line and to scare nonbelievers into submission to your vengeful, murderous, judging "god."

Think about the conflict that exists between Heaven and Hell. In Heaven there is bliss and joy yet in hell there is woe and pain. YET, your one in the same god allows BOTH to coexist! Darkness and Light existing together! I haven't figured it all out yet BUT all your heaven and hell stuff is absolutely overflowing with contradictions!

Face it, hell is a concept, a MYTH, invented by you people via your bible to make people fear death and live their lives afraid. It's the big stick you people carry around to keep people in line and anytime anyone gets out of line you break out that big stick and threaten them with eternal damnation in your mythical hell. That's ridiculous!

How can your god be love on one hand AND merciful YET on the other be so cold, dark, and murderous? It's as if your god is a Dr. Jeykll and Mr. Hyde, loves. Is your god schizophrenic or what? The two personalities DON'T match and never will.

Frankly, I have a really hard time accepting that the Creator is love yet also rage, hate, and vengeful. I see the Universal Creator as love and light and, in fact, I know SHE is love and light! She doesn't threaten anyone with your mythical hell and SHE is not exclusive, loves, but INCLUSIVE. You really cannot fathom the LOVE of the One Universal Creator in which there is no darkness, no vengence, no wrath.

Well now, I'm sure I probably have ruffled a few feathers here sooo I'm up in the lab for the rest of the night surfing the Web and seeing what pops up.....

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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Think about the conflict that exists between Heaven and Hell. In Heaven there is bliss and joy yet in hell there is woe and pain. YET, your one in the same god allows BOTH to coexist! Darkness and Light existing together! I haven't figured it all out yet BUT all your heaven and hell stuff is absolutely overflowing with contradictions!

How is that a contradiction? In our society, we have gated communities outside of the service area of the transit authority for people like me, and we have maximum-security prisons for certain other people. Is that a contradiction? No? Then why should God not establish both Heaven and hell to show His mercy and His justice?

Frankly, I have a really hard time accepting that the Creator is love yet also rage, hate, and vengeful. I see the Universal Creator as love and light and, in fact, I know SHE is love and light! She doesn't threaten anyone with your mythical hell and SHE is not exclusive, loves, but INCLUSIVE. You really cannot fathom the LOVE of the One Universal Creator in which there is no darkness, no vengence, no wrath.

How do you know that your "Universal Creator" is love and light? You do realize, don't you, that the devil himself can be transformed into an angel of light (II Corinthians 11:14)?

Anyway, our God is loving. He shows His love to His elect in the following manner:

Romans 9:22-24: [What] if God, willing to shew [his] wrath, and to make his power known, endured with much longsuffering the vessels of wrath fitted to destruction: And that he might make known the riches of his glory on the vessels of mercy, which he had afore prepared unto glory, Even us, whom he hath called, not of the Jews only, but also of the Gentiles?

Praise His holy name!