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  • Brother Lazarus
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    • Jul 2008
    • 1062
    #1

    Beloved President Obama picks the final 4

    Well Beloved President Obama has pretty much a made mess of things. Now he's sticking his tallywhacker nose into college sports. Beloved President Obama has filled out what is known as a "bracket" in an attempt to predict the outcome of of the NCAA Men's (like the women's count) Basketball tournament.

    Here are this DEMONcrat's picks for what's known as the "Final Four":

    http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/bkc_espn_obama


    The picks are purely political. He picks both Louisville and North Carolina. These picks are political payoff for his win of of the Lower Virginia (some call it North Carolina) electoral votes and his strong showing in Kentucky. He also picks Memphis. This is an obvious attempt to win over the voters in Tennessee that are suspicious of him. His final pick? Pittsburgh. This is SOOO obvious. Beloved President Obama is clearly trying to win MY vote in the next election because He knows I am a Pitt graduate.

    Hail to Pitt!

    Yours in Christ
    Brother Lazarus
    Last edited by JennyD; 03-18-2009, 03:59 AM. Reason: Corrected misspelling
    In the Beginning God created the Heaven and the Earth. Genesis 1.1. This scripture is the first verse of the Bible for a reason. It lays the foundation for the absolute truth found in God's Holy WORD, the Bible.
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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78556
      #2
      Re: HoeBama picks the final 4

      I'm pretty sure that gambling is illegal. All that "bracket" talk is just code for gambling. He's raising our taxes to feed his gambling habits.
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • Brother Lazarus
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          • Jul 2008
          • 1062
          #3
          Re: HoeBama picks the final 4

          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
          I'm pretty sure that gambling is illegal. All that "bracket" talk is just code for gambling. He's raising our taxes to feed his gambling habits.
          The article makes no mention of how much Beloved President Obama wagered on his bracket. It could be somewhere in the billions of Chinese tax payer dollars. I'm hoping expecting that Our Glorious Leader has a bailout program for graduates of the winning school.

          Hail to Pitt!

          Yours in Christ
          Brother Lazarus
          Last edited by JennyD; 03-18-2009, 04:00 AM. Reason: Corrected misspelling
          In the Beginning God created the Heaven and the Earth. Genesis 1.1. This scripture is the first verse of the Bible for a reason. It lays the foundation for the absolute truth found in God's Holy WORD, the Bible.

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            • JennyD
              Honorary True Christian™
              Sweet Placid Sister
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              • Dec 2007
              • 9567
              #4
              Re: HoeBama picks the final 4

              Brother L, perhaps you have forgotten that Landover supports Obama, just as Obama supports Landover through his expanded Office of Faith-Based Initiatives.
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                • barneyhilliard
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                  • Mar 2009
                  • 96
                  #5
                  Re: HoeBama picks the final 4

                  Originally posted by Brother Lazarus View Post
                  The article makes no mention of how much Beloved President Obama wagered on his bracket. It could be somewhere in the billions of Chinese tax payer dollars. I'm hoping expecting that Our Glorious Leader has a bailout program for graduates of the winning school.

                  Hail to Pitt!

                  Yours in Christ
                  Brother Lazarus
                  I have heard that he bet a better part of Texas with the president of Messico. It's too bad we'll lose Texas to the messicans, but it really is just a map thing as we lost that state to them years ago.

                  Sorry, Brother Lazarus but GO UCONN!
                  HUNTING ATHEISTS SINCE 1989.

                  I ♣ Seals!!

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                    • Brother Lazarus
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                      • Jul 2008
                      • 1062
                      #6
                      Re: HoeBama picks the final 4

                      Originally posted by barneyhilliard View Post
                      I have heard that he bet a better part of Texas with the president of Messico. It's too bad we'll lose Texas to the messicans, but it really is just a map thing as we lost that state to them years ago.

                      Sorry, Brother Lazarus but GO UCONN!
                      Notice that "Beloved President Obama" left UCONN off of his list. This is also purely political. The "Beloved President Obama" is issuing a slap in the face to the Joo Senator Lieberman for supporting John McSame in the election.

                      I'm guessing bailout dollars are going to the NCAA Referee Union. Let's hope "Blessed President Obama" had Pittsburgh winning the tournament.

                      Hail to Pitt!

                      Yours in Christ
                      Brother Lazarus
                      In the Beginning God created the Heaven and the Earth. Genesis 1.1. This scripture is the first verse of the Bible for a reason. It lays the foundation for the absolute truth found in God's Holy WORD, the Bible.

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                        • Nobar King
                          Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                          Christ's Guardian
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2007
                          • 23748
                          #7
                          Re: HoeBama picks the final 4

                          I always go with the number one seed. Who is it this year?
                          May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                            • Brother Lazarus
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                              • Jul 2008
                              • 1062
                              #8
                              Re: HoeBama picks the final 4

                              Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                              I always go with the number one seed. Who is it this year?
                              Brother Nobar that makes you a fan of either Louisville, Connecticut, Pittsburgh, or Lower Virginia.

                              Please pray for Pittsburgh.

                              Hail to Pitt!

                              Yours in Christ
                              Brother Lazarus
                              In the Beginning God created the Heaven and the Earth. Genesis 1.1. This scripture is the first verse of the Bible for a reason. It lays the foundation for the absolute truth found in God's Holy WORD, the Bible.

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                                • Nobar King
                                  Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                                  Christ's Guardian
                                  True Christian™
                                  • Sep 2007
                                  • 23748
                                  #9
                                  Godly President Obama picks the final 4

                                  Those teams are all going to win.
                                  May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                                    • Pastor Ezekiel
                                      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                       
                                      • Sep 2006
                                      • 78556
                                      #10
                                      Re: Beloved President Obama picks the final 4

                                      All I know is that MY alma mater, Landover Baptist University, has been unfairly excluded again.

                                      Anti-Christian persecution, my friends. Pure and simple.
                                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                        • Nobar King
                                          Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                                          Christ's Guardian
                                          True Christian™
                                          • Sep 2007
                                          • 23748
                                          #11
                                          Re: Beloved President Obama picks the final 4

                                          Isn't there some way for us to sign up to enter bracket forms as a group? I wouldn't mind randomly picking the right combination.
                                          May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                                            • Brother Lazarus
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                                              • Jul 2008
                                              • 1062
                                              #12
                                              Re: Beloved President Obama picks the final 4

                                              Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                              All I know is that MY alma mater, Landover Baptist University, has been unfairly excluded again.

                                              Anti-Christian persecution, my friends. Pure and simple.
                                              What's frightening is that the Mormon BYU and the Catholic Villanova made the field. It's obvious that Satan has infiltrated the NCAA Selection Committee.

                                              Yours in Christ
                                              Brother Lazarus
                                              In the Beginning God created the Heaven and the Earth. Genesis 1.1. This scripture is the first verse of the Bible for a reason. It lays the foundation for the absolute truth found in God's Holy WORD, the Bible.

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                                                • JennyD
                                                  Honorary True Christian™
                                                  Sweet Placid Sister
                                                  Forum Member
                                                  • Dec 2007
                                                  • 9567
                                                  #13
                                                  Re: Beloved President Obama picks the final 4

                                                  Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                                  All I know is that MY alma mater, Landover Baptist University, has been unfairly excluded again.

                                                  Anti-Christian persecution, my friends. Pure and simple.
                                                  Pastor, do you think recruiting basketball players taller than 5'9" would help?
                                                  www.palibandaily.com - Your Christian News Source
                                                  Huckabee/Palin Gingrich 2012 will reclaim America for Christ! PRAISE!

                                                  Christian Ladies:
                                                  Savor your separation in style at the Monthly Visitor!

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                                                    • Pastor Ezekiel
                                                      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                                       
                                                      • Sep 2006
                                                      • 78556
                                                      #14
                                                      Re: Beloved President Obama picks the final 4

                                                      Originally posted by JennyD View Post
                                                      Pastor, do you think recruiting basketball players taller than 5'9" would help?
                                                      We will NOT allow any colored players on the team! That's all been settled.

                                                      We can't afford to build them a seperate locker room, for one thing.
                                                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                                      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                                        • Brother Lazarus
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                                                          • Jul 2008
                                                          • 1062
                                                          #15
                                                          Re: Beloved President Obama picks the final 4

                                                          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                                          We will NOT allow any colored players on the team! That's all been settled.

                                                          We can't afford to build them a seperate locker room, for one thing.
                                                          Many NBA and NCAA teams have gotten around the "colored" issue by recruiting exceptionally tall eastern European players. Perhaps if those VERY tall Caucasian Hungarians and Romanians can be converted to True Christians they could play for LBU.

                                                          Yours in Christ
                                                          Brother Lazarus
                                                          In the Beginning God created the Heaven and the Earth. Genesis 1.1. This scripture is the first verse of the Bible for a reason. It lays the foundation for the absolute truth found in God's Holy WORD, the Bible.

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