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The Annointed One announced Tuesday that former Republican and Pittsburgh Steelers owner Dan Rooney has been named ambassador to Ireland in exchange for two pints of Guinness and a brisket of corned beef to be named later. It is unknown at this time what the loss of Rooney will mean to the Steelers. Obama, a known supporter of the Chicago Bears may have made this move to disrupt Steeler Nation and cause turmoil in the upcoming NFL draft.
The Bears, an historically inept NFL franchise, could benefit from thebanishment export of Rooney to Ireland. There are now reports that star Steeler Quarterback Ben Roethlisberger, Pro Bowl safety Troy Polamalu, and future Hall of Fame wide receiver Heinz Ward may be sent to Chicago in exchange for a keg of Harp and a 6th round draft choice in the upcoming NFL draft.
Cries of disbelief and outrage have been heard all across Steeler Nation. Pittsburgh riot police have been patrolling the streets of the Golden Triangle. No reports of violence have been reported as yet.
The effect of the insertion of Presidential politics into professional sports could be dramatic. Look for Chicago sports teams to become champions of their various leagues over the next two season as star players are moved to Chicago franchises.
Yours in Christ
Brother Lazarus
The Bears, an historically inept NFL franchise, could benefit from the
Cries of disbelief and outrage have been heard all across Steeler Nation. Pittsburgh riot police have been patrolling the streets of the Golden Triangle. No reports of violence have been reported as yet.
The effect of the insertion of Presidential politics into professional sports could be dramatic. Look for Chicago sports teams to become champions of their various leagues over the next two season as star players are moved to Chicago franchises.
Yours in Christ
Brother Lazarus
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