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  • Pastor Isaac Peters
    Senior Pastor
    Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
    Always Biblically correct
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 10639

    #16
    Re: Demon Gore Nominated for Nobel Peace Prize

    Originally posted by H. Montague Worthington View Post
    The thawing of the poles presents a tremendous business opportunity. I see giant shopping malls, massive parking lots, gated communities, an Olive Garden (with never-ending salad and breadsticks) every 2.4 miles, strip mining, giant revolving chicken buckets, miles of power lines, franchise hobby stores, medical waste disposal facilities, and Godly Hummer dealerships. Only THIS time, we'll be sure to keep the Negroes out!
    I'm getting a little misty-eyed just imagining how beautiful that will be. Just think: There will be enough room that we can really spread out the mini-mansions. No more congested, public-transit-dominated inner-city slums like Loudoun County for us!
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    • Brother Temperance
      Senior Usher
      True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
      A very nice young man
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 15621

      #17
      Re: Demon Gore Nominated for Nobel Peace Prize

      Originally posted by H. Montague Worthington View Post
      The thawing of the poles presents a tremendous business opportunity. I see ...giant revolving chicken buckets... Only THIS time, we'll be sure to keep the Negroes out!
      You really think it'd be possible to keep the Negroes away from that much fried chicken?
      O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



      God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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      • Lone Wolf
        • Jan 2007
        • 56

        #18
        Re: Demon Gore Nominated for Nobel Peace Prize

        Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
        You really think it'd be possible to keep the Negroes away from that much fried chicken?
        It would knid of be hard to keep everyone away from KFC because they have the BEST Drumbsticks! (Not just black people, stop being racist it's going to get you killed someday.) Ya that's a good idea, exept it needs to be in Africa where the people really need it. America is to big these days, I don't think we should just focus on ourselves. That's why Al Gore is cool because he is actually trying to stop Global Warming. You guys for some reason deny Global Warming is happening, get real people it IS happening! The evidence is all around you!

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        • Pastor Ezekiel
          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
           
          • Sep 2006
          • 78552

          #19
          Re: Demon Gore Nominated for Nobel Peace Prize

          Originally posted by Lone Wolf View Post
          It would knid of be hard to keep everyone away from KFC because they have the BEST Drumbsticks! (Not just black people, stop being racist it's going to get you killed someday.) Ya that's a good idea, exept it needs to be in Africa where the people really need it. America is to big these days, I don't think we should just focus on ourselves. That's why Al Gore is cool because he is actually trying to stop Global Warming. You guys for some reason deny Global Warming is happening, get real people it IS happening! The evidence is all around you!
          Whatever happens to the weather is God's will and that is that. Your monkey-worshiping fools like Al gore are making millions off of this kind of mindless and superstitious panic-mongering. Once Jesus returns, He'll clean up whatever needs cleaning.
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • WilliamJenningsBryan
            True Christian™
             
            • Jan 2007
            • 9384

            #20
            Re: Demon Gore Nominated for Nobel Peace Prize

            There should also be some White Castle Sliders for all the True Americans, Brother Worthington.

            The prospect of Al Gore getting any kind of prize for his anthropogenic global warming junk science leaves me ill. Greenland is called "Greenland" for a reason, it used to be green when it was first discovered. Scientists are now observing that the polar ice caps on Mars are diminishing. I suppose Al Gore is now going to tell us that our SUVs and coal-fired power plants are now causing that as well. Maybe Al needs some tin foil on his head to stop those Martian messages.

            It is through the good works of our Pastors and the Godly Mission of the Holy Landover Baptist Church that Jesus is helping us to live longer, happier, and more fulfilling lives.
            http://www.stanford.edu/~moore/history_health.html
            Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
            brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
            ...and get off my lawn
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            • Appelfap.
              Suspected Belgian - treat with caution
              Forum Member
              • Jan 2007
              • 130

              #21
              Re: Demon Gore Nominated for Nobel Peace Prize

              Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
              As if anyone doubted that the Nobel Prize was anything other than a reward for doing satan's bidding on earth, THIS story should come as no surprise.




              Why hasn't our Godly President GWB been given one of these awards? He has done more to bring God's peace to the towelheads than anyone on earth.
              Bush doesn't brings peace, he starts wars against extremists.
              War =/= peace.
              =/=

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              • Brother Temperance
                Senior Usher
                True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                A very nice young man
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2006
                • 15621

                #22
                Re: Demon Gore Nominated for Nobel Peace Prize

                Originally posted by Appelfap. View Post
                Bush doesn't brings peace, he starts wars against extremists.
                War =/= peace.
                Friend, the mudslimes attacked us. A world with no Muslims in = peace.
                O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                • Appelfap.
                  Suspected Belgian - treat with caution
                  Forum Member
                  • Jan 2007
                  • 130

                  #23
                  Re: Demon Gore Nominated for Nobel Peace Prize

                  Did Muslims attacked America?
                  =/=

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                  • Brother Temperance
                    Senior Usher
                    True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                    A very nice young man
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 15621

                    #24
                    Re: Demon Gore Nominated for Nobel Peace Prize

                    Originally posted by Appelfap. View Post
                    Did Muslims attacked America?
                    You really are ignorant, aren't you?
                    O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                    God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                    • Jesus is Lord
                      Devout seeker of the Truth™
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 639

                      #25
                      Re: Demon Gore Nominated for Nobel Peace Prize

                      Originally posted by Appelfap. View Post
                      Did Muslims attacked America?
                      Ever hear of what happened on September 11, 2001? Terrorists flew hijacked planes into the Twin Towers at the World Trade Center in New York City, into the Pentagon in Virginia, and tried to fly one into the White House but the passengers fought back and the plane crashed into a Pennsylvania field. Thousands of people were killed that infamous day. It was the news for the entire day around the world.

                      These terrorists were all Muslims. All muslims hate America and want to see it destroyed. They are jealous of the riches we have for being GOD's Favorite Country.
                      The Big-Bang: GOD spoke and, BANG, the universe was formed.
                      Genesis 1:1 - In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth.
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                      • Pastor Ezekiel
                        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                         
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 78552

                        #26
                        Re: Demon Gore Nominated for Nobel Peace Prize

                        Originally posted by Appelfap. View Post
                        Did Muslims attacked America?
                        Not only did filthy camel-fornicating mudslimes attack America and slaughter thousands, but your buddy Al Gore and his partner-in-crime Bill Cliton are largely responsible for that attack.

                        Do you live in some kind of institution where newspapers aren't allowed?
                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                        • mister A.H.
                          • Feb 2007
                          • 78

                          #27
                          Re: Demon Gore Nominated for Nobel Peace Prize

                          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                          Not only did filthy camel-fornicating mudslimes attack America and slaughter thousands, but your buddy Al Gore and his partner-in-crime Bill Cliton are largely responsible for that attack.

                          Do you live in some kind of institution where newspapers aren't allowed?
                          No, we live in Belgium, where we have the right to say whatever we want and think with our minds.

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                          • H. Montague Worthington
                            True Christian™ Entrepreneur
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 2716

                            #28
                            Re: Demon Gore Nominated for Nobel Peace Prize

                            You guys for some reason deny Global Warming is happening, get real people it IS happening! The evidence is all around you!
                            The Lord sets the thermostat on Earth, not people. If the Lord decides that the poles are better off frost-free, then I'll stand by the Lord. Maybe He needs to have the poles warmer to produce more hurricanes to kill sinners.... ever thought of that?

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                            • OnYourKnees
                              On Extended Furlough
                              True Christian™
                              • Nov 2006
                              • 4729

                              #29
                              Re: Demon Gore Nominated for Nobel Peace Prize

                              It gets worse!

                              If you go to THIS site, you can download a free (yes, FREE!) "Companion Guide" (Brainwashing Booklet) to go along with the DVD you buy! And they have "e-cards" and posters and screensavers!

                              These people will stop at nothing to corrupt the minds of our children with their lies . . . "Educational Materials"!

                              More bad news, even NETFLIX is carrying this filth!!
                              Last edited by OnYourKnees; 02-06-2007, 08:24 PM.

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