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  • Buford T Scoggins
    Founder, Operation Rescue, Now in Heaven with Jesus
    True Christian™
    • Aug 2007
    • 911

    #1

    Terrorist Dog in the White House!

    This just in...

    Obama Girls Name Their New New Puppy "Bo"

    WASHINGTON (AP) — Bo? It's no jest.
    The first family has settled on a first pet — a 6-month-old Portuguese water dog that the Obama girls are naming Bo.
    The selection was one of the White House's most tightly kept secrets.

    President Barack Obama's daughters, 10-year-old Malia and 7-year-old Sasha, picked a black and white pup, a White House official speaking on the condition of anonymity told The Associated Press Saturday night.

    The dog is a gift from Sen. Edward M. Kennedy, D-Mass., who owns several Portuguese water dogs himself.

    The Washington Post reported in its online editions Saturday night that Obama's daughters chose the name Bo for the pup because first lady Michelle Obama's father was nicknamed Diddley. The name for the dog was an apparent reference to the singer "Bo" Diddley.
    I'm sure that all of you are as shocked as I am! First off, the dog came from Senator Edward Kennedy, a renowned terrorist who was once on the no-fly list, and who also murdered Mary Jo Kopechne back in 1969. Then there is this lie about the dog being named "Bo" after Bo Diddley, a negro tap dancer who liked to "diddle" his daughters. In fact, according to rightwingnut.com, the dog was named "Che," not surprising since he was born in Portugal, the original home of Che Guevarra. Of course, the Obama campaign has already posted a fake birth certificate on their web site trying to prove that the dog was born in the USA.

    Osambo and his family are now training the dog to become a suicide bomber.

    More crucial information about this latest outrage is available from Michelle Malkin here:

    http://michellemalkin.com/2009/04/12/standoff-ends/

    Jesus, help us!
    - Brother Buford
    yours in Christ,
    Brother Buford

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  • TC Patriot
    AMERICA - LOVE IT OR LEAVE IT!!!
    True Christian™
    • Oct 2008
    • 1060

    #2
    Re: Terrorist Dog in the White House!

    Osambo will probably take that pooch and use it for bait with that other Negro Michael Vick for White House dog fighting. That dog will be pitbull bait. Negroes love dog fighting as much as spics like cock fighting.


    Feets don't fail me now!

    Jesus loves Dick



    Cheney/Palin 2012

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    • Brian Dyk
      Forum Member
      Forum Member
      • Apr 2009
      • 48

      #3
      Re: Terrorist Dog in the White House!

      Clearly this dog is queer and a negro. This is clearly part of Ob**a's liberal, satanic agenda.
      I DON'T WANT TO GO TO HELL!!!

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      • Eugene Hackwith
        Farmer for Christ™
        True Christian™
        • Jan 2008
        • 736

        #4
        Re: Terrorist Dog in the White House!

        Can you even train a Portuguese water dog to hunt? What do they do? Can they herd sheep?

        I just don't understand why the Obama's didn't choose a dog that DOES something to earn its keep. At least the Godly George W. Bush's dog would bite reporters!
        A baby is a human being, not a stem cell!

        Psalm 139:19-20
        Surely thou wilt slay the wicked, O God: depart from me therefore, ye bloody men.
        For they speak against thee wickedly, and thine enemies take thy name in vain.

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        • Brother Temperance
          Senior Usher
          True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
          A very nice young man
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 15621

          #5
          Re: Terrorist Dog in the White House!

          I've done a bit of research into the meaning of this name, and the results are not good:

          Originally posted by Dictionary
          1. Bo

          B.O, body odour. A nice smelling smell that you get if you don't shower regulary and sweat a lot.
          Pronounced as BEE-OH
          ...
          4. bo

          Yet another slang term for prescription promethazine/codeine cough syrup originating from the Bay Area
          "Aye my n*gg* I want some purple dro"
          "Oh fasho, go cop that while I got swoop some bo"
          ...
          8. bo

          Comes from lesbo, which is an abbreviated form of lesbian.

          ...
          12. Bo

          The name that is given to a p*n*s when a guy is strange
          You wana suck on bo?
          ...
          13. Bo
          One bad mothaf*cka in a brothah which is a violent demon of Satan.
          " God damn nat trick really lightin up da bo in you! "
          I'm not entirely sure which of these meanings the Obamas named their dog for, but I pray to Jesus it isn't the last one.
          O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



          God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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          • Pastor Ezekiel
            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
             
            • Sep 2006
            • 78555

            #6
            Re: Terrorist Dog in the White House!

            Here's something that I found out, and it gave me great pause. Those Portegese "water dogs" are freaks! They have WEBBED FEET like a duck!
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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            • Meek and Humble
              Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
              Biblical Black Belt
              Jr. Pastor
              True Christian™
              • Dec 2008
              • 6197

              #7
              Re: Terrorist Dog in the White House!

              I never trusted the Portuguese anyway. But then, I don't much care for any Latin Americans.

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              • Brother Temperance
                Senior Usher
                True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                A very nice young man
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2006
                • 15621

                #8
                Re: Terrorist Dog in the White House!

                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                Here's something that I found out, and it gave me great pause. Those Portegese "water dogs" are freaks! They have WEBBED FEET like a duck!
                Has anyone ever seen Obama's toes? Or do they, like his birth certificate, just stay conveniently out of sight?
                O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                • Sixtha
                  Landover Habilitation and Therapy Unit (For those unfit to mix with the normal public)
                  • Apr 2009
                  • 65

                  #9
                  Re: Terrorist Dog in the White House!

                  Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
                  I never trusted the Portuguese anyway. But then, I don't much care for any Latin Americans.
                  Portugal it's in Europe...

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                  • Nobar King
                    Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                    Christ's Guardian
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2007
                    • 23748

                    #10
                    Re: Terrorist Dog in the White House!

                    I don't trust them, either.
                    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                    • Brother Lazarus
                      Forum Member
                      Forum Member
                      • Jul 2008
                      • 1062

                      #11
                      Re: Terrorist Dog in the White House!

                      I don't understand why Osambo didn't get a black Lab. This faggy fancy pants euro trash water dog is elitist. If Osambo wanted to get a dog that's is truly representative of American culture he'd a gotten an actual hunting dog. A Brittany would have been a fine choice. I don't even know why the euro trash Portugese would have a spaniel that lives in the water.

                      Yours in Christ
                      Brother Lazarus
                      In the Beginning God created the Heaven and the Earth. Genesis 1.1. This scripture is the first verse of the Bible for a reason. It lays the foundation for the absolute truth found in God's Holy WORD, the Bible.

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                      • Meek and Humble
                        Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
                        Biblical Black Belt
                        Jr. Pastor
                        True Christian™
                        • Dec 2008
                        • 6197

                        #12
                        Re: Terrorist Dog in the White House!

                        Originally posted by Sixtha View Post
                        Portugal it's in Europe...
                        "I know that, but so is Spain, remember? The predominant population of the country is of Spanish origin, so possibly I should have said 'Hispanic' rather than 'Latin American', but that happened to be the first term that came to mind."

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                        • Buford T Scoggins
                          Founder, Operation Rescue, Now in Heaven with Jesus
                          True Christian™
                          • Aug 2007
                          • 911

                          #13
                          Re: Terrorist Dog in the White House!

                          Originally posted by Sixtha View Post
                          Portugal it's in Europe...
                          How do you know? You ever been there? I admit, that faggoty dog does look like a Euroweenie.

                          All I know for sure about Portugal is that Che is their president, he's a close friend and gay lover of Cuba's President Hugo Chavez, and we should nuke'em all.

                          Praise Jesus!
                          Buford
                          yours in Christ,
                          Brother Buford

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                          • IncreaseThePeace
                            Unsaved trash
                            • Apr 2009
                            • 10

                            #14
                            Re: Terrorist Dog in the White House!

                            More like Senator Edward Kennedy, a Democratic senator who is better than any Protestant Baptist Republican Senator. You guys suck!

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                            • Nobar King
                              Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                              Christ's Guardian
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2007
                              • 23748

                              #15
                              Re: Terrorist Dog in the White House!

                              I know a Democrat canine apologist when I see one.
                              May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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