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  • Pastor Bob
    True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Dec 2006
    • 43

    #1

    Who is to blame?

    This past weekend saw even more death and destruction in Iragistan. It is a known fact that most Americans want us to win in Iraqistan. But due to the civil war escalating situation. I want to do a scientific poll to see who everyone blames for the current situation.
    30
    The Demoncrats - The terrorists know that they support a "Cut and Run" Strategy
    0%
    4
    Hollywood Lieberals
    0%
    2
    John 3:16er's - God is punishing us for being too liberal
    0%
    4
    The Main Stream Media - They will do anything to undermine GWB
    0%
    3
    Cindy Sheehan
    0%
    2
    The Main Stream Media - They do not report on the "positive" things in Iraqistan
    0%
    1
    The Demoncrats - They support the terrorists
    0%
    4
    No one - Everything is going fine and the surge will help us "turn the corner" to victory
    0%
    3
    Ungrateful ragheads - No matter how much we try and bring them freedom, they just won't accept it!
    0%
    7
  • Pastor Al E Pistle
    Christ's Cōnsiliārius
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 9323

    #2
    Re: Who is to blame?

    Originally posted by Pastor Bob
    This past weekend saw even more death and destruction in Iragistan. It is a known fact that most Americans want us to win in Iraqistan. But due to the civil war escalating situation. I want to do a scientific poll to see who everyone blames for the current situation.
    The Clintons!
    Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
    "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
    Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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    • Brother Temperance
      Senior Usher
      True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
      A very nice young man
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 15621

      #3
      Re: Who is to blame?

      The ungrateful ragheads!
      O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



      God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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      • Mrs. Mary Whitford
        Ladies of Landover Senior VP
        One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
        Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
        True Christian™
        • Dec 2006
        • 12414

        #4
        Re: Who is to blame?

        Whiny lieberals.
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        • Pastor Bob
          True Christian™
          True Christian™
          • Dec 2006
          • 43

          #5
          Re: Who is to blame?

          Your answers are all so very true, the wisdom of these Godly boards still amaze me!

          I should have included an "all of the above option"

          I even left of "Lieberal Activist Judges" form the choices.
          Last edited by Pastor Bob; 02-05-2007, 05:51 PM.

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          • Rev. Dr. Davidson
            Forum Member
            Forum Member
            • Jan 2007
            • 1439

            #6
            Re: Who is to blame?

            Where is the option

            Buncha damned ragheads. They hated America so much, they formed a bloody religion.
            "If thou buy an Hebrew servant, six years he shall serve: and in the seventh he shall go out free for nothing. . . . And if a man sell his daughter to be a maidservant, she shall not go out as the manservant's do."
            (Leviticus 21:6-7)

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            • OnYourKnees
              On Extended Furlough
              True Christian™
              • Nov 2006
              • 4729

              #7
              Re: Who is to blame?

              John 3:16ers!

              "God wants EEEVERYBODY to go to Heaven!" HA!

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              • Appelfap.
                Suspected Belgian - treat with caution
                Forum Member
                • Jan 2007
                • 130

                #8
                Re: Who is to blame?

                No one - Everything is going fine and the surge will help us "turn the corner" to victory
                I'm sure it will be just fine, as long as Bush stays President.
                =/=

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                • BornAgain
                  Former Demoncrat, moving towards the Light.
                  Forum Member
                  • Jan 2007
                  • 146

                  #9
                  Re: Who is to blame?

                  The ragheads who reject our Freedom™ we try to give them after peacefully invading their hellhole of a third-world country.

                  The Clinton News Network and other unGodly left-wing media outlets certainly don't help though. ESPECIALLY that super-hellbound antichrist Keith Olbermann.
                  Bush/Halliburton '08-Rapture!

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                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                     
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 78556

                    #10
                    Re: Who is to blame?

                    No question about it. The Clitons are to blame.
                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                    • Pastor Isaac Peters
                      Senior Pastor
                      Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
                      Always Biblically correct
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 10639

                      #11
                      Re: Who is to blame?

                      Homers, and especially homer "marriage."
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                      • Darren Ingram-Myers
                        Liebral Girlie-Man
                        • Nov 2006
                        • 163

                        #12
                        Re: Who is to blame?

                        I'd like to reword one of the choices slightly:

                        The mainstream media — they will do anything to prop up GWB and discredit or just ignore truly progressive solutions.
                        The Bible, when correctly interpreted, tells us to love everyone.

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                        • BornAgain
                          Former Demoncrat, moving towards the Light.
                          Forum Member
                          • Jan 2007
                          • 146

                          #13
                          Re: Who is to blame?

                          Originally posted by Darren Ingram-Myers View Post
                          I'd like to reword one of the choices slightly:

                          The mainstream media — they will do anything to prop up GWB and discredit or just ignore truly progressive solutions.
                          Fox News is the only fair-and-balanced media outlet that portrays Bush and Halliburton fairly. The rest are run by Hellywood media elites that are still bitter over the fact that God appointed Bush over Al Whore in 2000, despite Al Whore winning the popular vote. They'll do anything to make America's Godly Commander-in-Chief™ look bad.

                          While libtards and satanic-progressives worry about trivial issues such as global warming and the economy, Godly Bush is working hard to save as many souls as possible before God decides to sling the rest of the Mud-slums into the firey bowels of Hell.
                          Bush/Halliburton '08-Rapture!

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                          • Pastor Ezekiel
                            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                             
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 78556

                            #14
                            Re: Who is to blame?

                            Originally posted by Darren Ingram-Myers View Post
                            I'd like to reword one of the choices slightly:

                            The mainstream media — they will do anything to prop up GWB and discredit or just ignore truly progressive solutions.
                            Now if that isn't ridiculous I don't know what is. Those demons at the jew york times will do anything to make our godly president look bad. And the Clinton New Network is nothing short of a 24 demoncrat channel that regurgitates every talking point drawn up by satan.

                            You pinheads at liebral secular colleges must live in opposite land.
                            Who Will Jesus Damn?

                            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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