Does Obama always use a French condoment?

[Larry Lee]

By now you've all heard the latest evidence of how much Barry Obama prefers foreign condoments over those that Americans have always relied on like life itself.

Yesterday at lunchtime, Barry Obama nearly throttled an hourly-wage employee, in order to get the French-flavored condoment that he uses when sneaking out of the office for a furtive lunch-hour liaison. It's what we might have expected from him, but honestly, who among us thinks that low?

FOXNews and Sean Hannity have the story, if you need to read the unsavory details from the source.

I suspect you're all as disgusted by this incident as I am.

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Re: Does Obama always use a French condoment?

I must admit Brother Larry that I was completely unaware of this incident until you pointed it out. Apparaently it has erupted into "Dijongate". It was enough that Obama went to a place that serves "Hell Burgers", and I'm surprised that our president doesn't order his burger with Mayo (or is it Mao). This penchant for an elitist mustard is probably a secret code that he prefers French style socialism.

[H. Montague Worthington]

Re: Does Obama always use a French condoment?

Disgusting!!

In addition to PROVING he's a LIEberal elitist, consumption of dijon mustard is a dead giveaway that he's a secret Muslim, a socialist, a bloodthirsty fascist bent on the total destruction of the USA, and intent upon creating a brutal dictatorship behind a drug-addled army of his Kool-Aid drinking followers!! They're already flying his "O" (for Obama) dictatorship flag over most parts of Ohio....

Sadly, I believe that our only shread of hope is stockpiling weapons in our basements, speaking in code to throw off the jackbooted thugs listening in to our conversations, wearing a metal hat at all times, and shooting anyone who rings your doorbell.

[SayvedByTheLord]

Re: Does Obama always use a French condoment?

By now you've all heard the latest evidence of how much Barry Obama prefers foreign condoments over those that Americans have always relied on like life itself.

Yesterday at lunchtime, Barry Obama nearly throttled an hourly-wage employee, in order to get the French-flavored condoment that he uses when sneaking out of the office for a furtive lunch-hour liaison. It's what we might have expected from him, but honestly, who among us thinks that low?

FOXNews and Sean Hannity have the story, if you need to read the unsavory details from the source.

I suspect you're all as disgusted by this incident as I am.

I refuse to get involved with this disgusting and decadent subject.

I am going to my prayer closet now.

[SUV]

Re: Does Obama always use a French condoment?

Don't tell me he's going to get that "Pardon me, but do you have any Grey Poupon?" jazz going again

[Buford T Scoggins]

Re: Does Obama always use a French condoment?

I didn't know that the French made condoments large enough to fit darkies. After all, we don't call them Euroweenies for nothing.

Yours in Christ,
Buford

[Max Bayes]

Re: Does Obama always use a French condoment?

Just shows his taste in food is as limp wristed as his policies.

[Buford T Scoggins]

Re: Does Obama always use a French condoment?

Just shows his taste in food is as limp wristed as his policies.

I heard that they got watermelon-flavored condiments for negroes.

True patriots like George Bush and Jeff Gannon use only American-made condiments, usually red-white-and-blue colored with stars and stripes on those tickly rib-like thingies. Alternatively, Trojan's also got a special Support the troops! model with a yellow ribbon.

yours in Christ,
Brother Buford