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EVERY TRUE CHRISTIAN(tm) MUST START HAVING BABIES NOW!!!!
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: EVERY TRUE CHRISTIAN™ MUST START HAVING BABIES NOW!!!!
Holy Hell! That's... Well, I'm not racist, but that's terrifying. That scares the hell outta me. Good thing I plan on having at least 13 kids - that'll be a little bit helpful. Kids raised in large famillies are more likely to have large families themselves, right? So, if each of my 13 kids has 13 kids, there'll be at least another 26 Pagans in the world. Maybe the Pagans can combat the Muslims? This is really scary. We need to do something to limit their fertility, and fast. And to stop people from converting to Islam. I have to repeat that I'm not racist, but they scare me.This space is reserved for posting KJV Scripture ONLY. --ADMIN
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Re: EVERY TRUE CHRISTIAN™ MUST START HAVING BABIES NOW!!!!
Originally posted by WickedWitch View PostI have to repeat that I'm not racist, but they scare me.
It's quite all right to be terrified of the Islamists. You see, unlike Christians, they're not loving and gentle. They would want to execute people who don't share their faith!
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Re: EVERY TRUE CHRISTIAN™ MUST START HAVING BABIES NOW!!!!
Originally posted by WickedWitch View PostSo, if each of my 13 kids has 13 kids, there'll be at least another26169 Pagans in the world.
Originally posted by JennyD View PostYou're in luck, Islam isn't a race. It's a cult of demon-worship. Good point.
It's quite all right to be terrified of the Islamists. You see, unlike Christians, they're not loving and gentle. They would want to execute people who don't share their faith!No, Christians would never do that.
They'd want to make women cover themselves head to toe!This space is reserved for posting KJV Scripture ONLY. --ADMIN
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Re: EVERY TRUE CHRISTIAN™ MUST START HAVING BABIES NOW!!!!
I would love to be of assistance in this matter. However, Mrs. Dr. Warren Wierdsbe is beyond her child-bearing years.
How may I be of service?
In Christ,
Warren
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Re: EVERY TRUE CHRISTIAN™ MUST START HAVING BABIES NOW!!!!
Originally posted by Dr. Warren Wierdsbe View PostI would love to be of assistance in this matter. However, Mrs. Dr. Warren Wierdsbe is beyond her child-bearing years.
How may I be of service?
In Christ,
WarrenThis church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.
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