A Petiton concerning goths and emos

[eliot mayfield]

Please forward this to your Congressman and Senator and other elected officals:

Dear sir/madam,

I am writing you to help pass legislation to grant the state more powers to remove children from homes deemed to be abusive. I believe, as do many others, that abuse includes neglect.

Parents who neglect their children by not setting boundaries and providing a good example are abusive parents. Certainly any parent who allows their child to become a goth or an emo is abusive by negelect.

Please allow the school systems to report any suspected goths or emos to local authorities and then allow them to be removed and put into a loving and caring Christian home.

If we can work together and get this passed into law, we may never have another school shooting.

Thank you"

People, It's grassroots time! Let's all pull together. I have already sent out 20 copies to ever offical I could think of.

[Nobar King]

Re: A Petiton concerning goths and emos

What would be your plan for families with one goth kid but other non-goths? How about parents who let their young boys sashay around wearing eyeliner and pegged leg jeans?

[eliot mayfield]

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If one kid is a goth, they are unfit parents. If they have a transvestite son, they are unfit parents. Peglegs? I guess it depends how he lost the original leg.

[Nobar King]

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I mean the ones that are tight around the leg, like the girls wear.

[eliot mayfield]

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Never heard of pegleg jeans. Girls shouldn't be wearing jeans.
Brother Nobar, I'm worrying about you. Is everything OK?

[Nobar King]

Re: A Petiton concerning goths and emos

Thanks for asking, Eliot. I've been having an ache in my back that makes it difficult to sleep. I was up today at 5 am.

[eliot mayfield]

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Have you prayed about it?

[Nobar King]

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I've been able to pray extra due to the lack of sleep I'm getting.

[JennyD]

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I've printed your letter and gotten signatures from 12 of the ladies who stay at The Monthly Visitor so far. There will be another wave (no pun intended) next week, and I'll see if they will sign as well!

We must stop the Emo Menace!

[Brother Lazarus]

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Excellent idea. In the USA this action would have to be directed to officials in each individual State. Keep in mind however that some States are Godly while others are run by the spawn of Satan.

Here in South Carolina kids taken from bad parents are already placed into True Christian homes. However the criteria for placement doesn't include a True Christian status. So for this to work in SC, the petition would have to say that Goth should be considered parental abuse, and True Christian status should be required for any placement.

Now consider Vermont. Before there could be any consideration of your petition, the entire Communist State Government would have to be ousted.

Each state will require a unique strategery.

Unfortunately I have no idea how to enact this plan in euro trash countries.

Good plan! It needs some tweaking, but excellent thinking!

Yours in Christ
Brother Lazarus

[Buford T Scoggins]

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We must stop the Emo Menace!

I hadn't realize that children were being turned into Emos. This is outrageous! Australia is surely the land of Satan!

Turning children into giant birds could only be the work of Harry Potter sorcerers! JK Rowling should be imprisioned in Gitmo for this crime against humanity.

Praise Jesus!
Brother Buford

[the cat]

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Fuck YOu i think what you people are doing is stupid and communist. and i dont believe in god so suck it

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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piffle YOu i think what you people are doing is stupid and communist. and i dont believe in god so suck it

Dear Godmocking Whore;

Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping satan and spreading your legs for anyone with a dollar to post this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that we're right.

Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.

Enjoy hell. I know that Jesus and I can't wait to watch you burn in hell for all eternity. Oh, how we'll laugh at you as you scream in agony! Shout Glory!!

YIC,

--Pastor Ezekiel

[Kristin Marlow]

Re: A Petiton concerning goths and emos

tl;dr

What was the point in replying to a thread that's over 2 years old?

[Brother Enoch]

Re: A Petiton concerning goths and emos

What was the point in replying to a thread that's over 2 years old?

I think it was a little slow in the head.