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Who do you think qualifies for the title?
James Dobson- Founder of Focusing on Your Family, Dr. Dobson is America's leading Family Values™ spokesman. The author of Bringing Up Boys, Dobson has said that boys with artistic talents might someday choose to be homasexerals. Being artistic is fine if you're drawing Jesus but otherwize it's a panzy activity. Dobson's not-at-all-suspicious pre-occupation with underage boys is also apparent in the children's series Adventures in Odyssey in which a Godly old man runs an ice cream n' bible shop for kids.
Arguments against-Not an actual Revrind but instead a Doctor of Sycologee. He also has suggested he doesn't think homersecksality is a choice because nobody would choose to be at a higher risk for hepatitis (his actual words).
Pat Robertson- Robertson ran unsuccesfully for president in 1988 and was so Godly he made George H.W. Bush look like a flaming homo. Sadly he lost the nomination but lately he's regained his reputation as a Man of God™ by putting out hits on the Dictator of Mexico, Fidel Cesar Chavez y Pollo, who is a Big Fat Communist Atheist as well as a Cathlick and a Muslim Radical. Robertson also once prayed away a hurricane that was headed for his Presidential campaign headquarters, causing it to instead hit some other town down in Florida or someplace.
Arguments against- He caved in to the Liberal Media and apologized for the whole assassination thing. He also said that 9/11™ may have been caused by God when we all know it was caused by Saddam Hussein.
Any other nominees?
James Dobson- Founder of Focusing on Your Family, Dr. Dobson is America's leading Family Values™ spokesman. The author of Bringing Up Boys, Dobson has said that boys with artistic talents might someday choose to be homasexerals. Being artistic is fine if you're drawing Jesus but otherwize it's a panzy activity. Dobson's not-at-all-suspicious pre-occupation with underage boys is also apparent in the children's series Adventures in Odyssey in which a Godly old man runs an ice cream n' bible shop for kids.
Arguments against-Not an actual Revrind but instead a Doctor of Sycologee. He also has suggested he doesn't think homersecksality is a choice because nobody would choose to be at a higher risk for hepatitis (his actual words).
Pat Robertson- Robertson ran unsuccesfully for president in 1988 and was so Godly he made George H.W. Bush look like a flaming homo. Sadly he lost the nomination but lately he's regained his reputation as a Man of God™ by putting out hits on the Dictator of Mexico, Fidel Cesar Chavez y Pollo, who is a Big Fat Communist Atheist as well as a Cathlick and a Muslim Radical. Robertson also once prayed away a hurricane that was headed for his Presidential campaign headquarters, causing it to instead hit some other town down in Florida or someplace.
Arguments against- He caved in to the Liberal Media and apologized for the whole assassination thing. He also said that 9/11™ may have been caused by God when we all know it was caused by Saddam Hussein.
Any other nominees?
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