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    Cheney/Limbaugh: Dick Rush 2012

    The Bush Cheney co Presidency was a catastrophic success. I know that many of you are Palin supporters but it would be a shame to waste her vast foreign policy experience. She will be what we need to undo Hellary Clinton's damage.

    Dick and Rush are taking Obama down brick by brick. Newt is doing a good job with all due respect to the former speaker of the house he's no Dick. Rush may be missed in his role as political pundit for God's Only Party but Wash O'Hanley can fill Rush's shoes.

    Joe the Plumber will be best as Secretary of the Interior because we need a guy who knows about pipes when we drill baby drill.

    Jesus loves Dick



    Cheney/Palin 2012
    Tags: dick cheney, draft dick cheney, jesus loves dick, rush limbaugh
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    Re: Cheney/Limbaugh: Dick Rush 2012

    Your idea has great merit, friend. I'll bring it up at the next True Christian(tm) GOP Pastors Meeting. There are few men more admired in our circles than those two Dicks.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      Re: Cheney/Limbaugh: Dick Rush 2012

      Some people have worried about Dick's heart health but I don't think the Lord our God will take him home while he is the Lord's instrument for real change. God has made Rush the de facto head of his party. Obviously the Republicans who best represent the Godliness of God's Only Party are Dick and Rush. Most of my customers are male and conservative Republicans and they all listen to Rush and everyone of them loves Dick.

      Jesus loves Dick



      Cheney/Palin 2012

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