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  • OnYourKnees
    On Extended Furlough
    True Christian™
    • Nov 2006
    • 4729

    #1

    Mormon Running for President!

    In what can only be a deal with Demoncrats to push votes their way and ensure the election of either Hitlery Clintongue or Barack Osama, Massachusetts Mormon Mitt Romney has entered the race for President as a Republican!

    Mormon Mitt Romney launches campaign for White House

    Associated Press
    Tuesday February 13, 2007
    Guardian Unlimited



    Mitt Romney answers the question, "How many preteen girls have you married?"
    Photograph: Kevin Glackmeyer/AP



    Mitt Romney, a former Republican governor of Massachusetts, today launched his campaign for the 2008 US presidency, which, if successful, would make him the first Mormon president.
    In elective office for only four years, Mr Romney is not as well known nationally as his two main rivals for the Republican nomination, John McCain and the former New York mayor Rudolph Giuliani, who consistently lead political popularity polls. But Mr Romney is seeking to convince Republican primary voters that his record of success in the private, public and voluntary sectors proves he has the ability to lead a country at a crossroads.
    More on this development!
    There's only one problem. Romney is a Mormon, a member of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (LDS). Mormonism was never an issue when Orrin Hatch ran for president, but Hatch was never talked up with even a smidgen of the seriousness that accompanies the Massachusetts governor. Yet each Romney profile plays down the Mormon issue. In a typical treatment, under the headline "Matinee Mitt," John Miller admits in the National Review that some of Romney's Republican opponents might highlight a few of "Mormonism's doctrinal oddities," but concludes that "there is no telling how this will play out," and "it's even possible to think that Romney's Mormonism could become a hidden asset."
    Imagine, if you will, the heinous atrocities that could become commonplace with a Mormon president!

    I can't even try to list them myself . . . the thoughts are too horrifying!
  • Brother Temperance
    Senior Usher
    True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
    A very nice young man
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 15621

    #2
    Re: Mormon Running for President!

    Originally posted by OnYourKnees View Post
    In what can only be a deal with Demoncrats to push votes their way and ensure the election of either Hitlery Clintongue or Barack Osama, Massachusetts Mormon Mitt Romney has entered the race for President as a Republican!



    More on this development!


    Imagine, if you will, the heinous atrocities that could become commonplace with a Mormon president!

    I can't even try to list them myself . . . the thoughts are too horrifying!
    No way! I didn't even think they were allowed to become citizens, let alone run for office! Has America really forgotten the Mountain Meadows Mormon Massacre so easily?
    O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



    God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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    • maverickxeo
      Confirmed Enemy of God
      • Jan 2007
      • 261

      #3
      Re: Mormon Running for President!

      America is Christian. ANYONE in power MUST allow that, as I am sure it is in the constitution.

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      • Pastor Ezekiel
        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
         
        • Sep 2006
        • 78556

        #4
        Re: Mormon Running for President!

        A mormon president is unthinkable. I for one refuse to wear their magic underwear, which I have no doubt would become mandatory if that cultist ran things. They'd have to shoot me first.
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • Mrs. Mary Whitford
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          True Christian™
          • Dec 2006
          • 12414

          #5
          Re: Mormon Running for President!

          Are we going to have to start thinking of a third party candidate if God chooses not to intervene in this abomination?
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          • Deaner
            Christ's Love Messenger
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 5932

            #6
            Re: Mormon Running for President!

            Originally posted by maverickxeo View Post
            America is Christian.
            That's correct. But we're NOT morman. Morman's are goddamned retarded. They believe some kind of wacky story about yids coming over in wooden submarines and turning into beaners. We're talking certifiable fruitcakes here.

            Dean

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            • TwinkBoy
              CASTLES DON'T HAVE PHONES
              Forum Member
              • Dec 2006
              • 212

              #7
              Re: Mormon Running for President!

              It's called a body stocking Zeke, love, and not magical underwear (although there might be a bit of real magic involved with it). Just think on this subject of having a Mormon President a bit longer B-thumper loves. Certainly he'd make having more than one wife legal again and each of you could have a harem! Now let's hear it for MIC, or whatever his name is.........
              "I'm just a sweet transvestite from Transsexual, Transylvania."

              "Don't dream it...BE IT!"

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              • OnYourKnees
                On Extended Furlough
                True Christian™
                • Nov 2006
                • 4729

                #8
                Re: Mormon Running for President!

                Originally posted by TwinkBoy View Post
                It's called a body stocking Zeke, love, and not magical underwear (although there might be a bit of real magic involved with it). Just think on this subject of having a Mormon President a bit longer B-thumper loves. Certainly he'd make having more than one wife legal again and each of you could have a harem! Now let's hear it for MIC, or whatever his name is.........
                On the other hand, a Mormon President would doubtless pursue a national policy on Homers consistent with his cult:



                The LDS Church has actively opposed efforts to legalize same-sex marriage or civil unions. LDS doctrine holds that heterosexual marriage is one of many requirements for entry into the "highest degree of glory" of the Celestial Kingdom, the highest of the three heavens mentioned by Paul in the New Testament. Marriage between a man and a woman is not only required but is considered an essential part in the so named heaven being that family(nuclear family) is believed to be the fundamental unit of society in this life and in heaven.
                They also believe that God was once a man, and that if you're a good boy, you can become one, too!

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                • Brother Love
                  Yes, THAT Brother Love!
                  True Christian™
                  • Nov 2006
                  • 403

                  #9
                  Re: Mormon Running for President!

                  In other words Twinkie Boy you and YOUR KIND ain't got a chance of getting into HEAVEN if a Moron...I mean Morman...wins! And as for having a harem just what makes you think any of us True Christian men would want such a pack of wild women? Don't you think we have our hands full with just ONE? Oh no, you won't know anything about having even one WIFE because your a transvestight homersexual DEMON!
                  Evangelist for Jesus and The Word!!

                  "Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves." Matthew 7:15


                  "Prayer should be your first resource. Not your last resort!!"

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                  • maverickxeo
                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                    • Jan 2007
                    • 261

                    #10
                    Re: Mormon Running for President!

                    Even though he IS Mormon, he CANNOT pass certain laws, due to having a limited amount of power and being bound to the constitution.

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                    • Kyley
                      • Feb 2007
                      • 21

                      #11
                      Re: Mormon Running for President!

                      I cannot believe that our Republican Party will ever nominate a Moron. Do not despair, neither that sinner Rudy nor that Moron Mitt mean anything other than some good laughs during the primary season.

                      OnYourKnees, I understand your concern, but I do believe we the people are too intelligent to ever vote in a Moron or a closeted lieberal. We must have patience and God will send the right man to be our next President, praise Jesus.

                      However, if God is too busy to bother with our elections, our Godly President Bush can indeed declare a state of emergency, cancel the elections and serve for years thereafter.

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                      • Daisy Mae Johnson
                        The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
                        Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
                        aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 15708

                        #12
                        Re: Mormon Running for President!

                        Originally posted by Kyle View Post
                        However, if God is too busy to bother with our elections, our Godly President Bush can indeed declare a state of emergency, cancel the elections and serve for years thereafter.
                        Oh GLORY! PRAISE JESUS!!

                        I hope that is what happens! GWB is the best President EVER!

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                        • OnYourKnees
                          On Extended Furlough
                          True Christian™
                          • Nov 2006
                          • 4729

                          #13
                          Re: Mormon Running for President!

                          Originally posted by Kyle View Post
                          However, if God is too busy to bother with our elections, our Godly President Bush can indeed declare a state of emergency, cancel the elections and serve for years thereafter.
                          He could resurrect Reagan for us!

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