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This will be an on going celebration of the figures that have made being a Conservative in America great. Today we will examine numbers 50-41. Feel free to read, discuss and debate my selections.
50: DAVID DUKE
David Duke, throughout the years, has upheld the values of Christianity and made us all proud, once again, to be Christians living in America.
49: SCOOTER LIBBY
A true champion of the Right Wing media, Libby has been under intense fire for outing CIA operative Valarie Plame in the name of informing the public and journalistic integrity. His opponents claim this was an underhanded attempt to get revenge on her husband, but we all know that is false, Liberal-propoganda. Scooter, born a Jew, is an honorary white man due to his works in helping the advancement of the Republican Party.
48: VINCENT GALLO
Vincent is a movie director who has not been sucked in by the lies of Hollywood. Vincent was a delegate at the 2004 Republican National Convention and has supported our President (and God) in his crusade against Islam in Iraq. In efforts to further purify the best race, Vincent offered his sperm for sale online, but said he was denying sale to anyone that was not white. Priority was also given to white women with blonde hair, blue eyes and a proven family link to NAZI soldiers. Vincent has also made humorous comments about the Jews in Hollywood claiming that he wants to have a child with a Jewish woman so his offspring will have a chance to win an Oscar.
47: ARMSTRONG WILLIAMS
Armstrong Williams was made an honorary white man by the Landover Baptist church after his relentless pursuit of the truth and for supporting our President. Armstrong is an example of a hard-hitting journalist that isn't afraid to dig for the truth, even when it means stirring up controversey and he never stoops to the lows that are common in today's Liberal-bias and questionable "facts" news.
46: JEFF GANNON
Basically the definition of journalistic integrity. In an era of blogs and other news sources of questionable values, Gannon stood up to the plate as a new comer in an orgy of Liberal bias and delivered a message with money-shot-like quality. Some have said that a statue should be erected in his honor at journalism schools and that he definately licked the competition when it comes to reporting on the hard stories, others have even said that compared to Gannon, most reporters suck. Gannon definately blew me away with his hard style and long speeches. He is most certainly a Bulldog in a room full of poodles.
45: AYN RAND
Rand once said, when addressing the graduating class of West Point, "I can say - not as a patriotic bromide, but with full knowledge of the necessary metaphysical, epistemological, ethical, political and aesthetic roots - that the United States of America is the greatest, the noblest and, in its original founding principles, the only moral country in the history of the world." Rand also described homosexuality as disgusting and immoral and believed that women could not be president. Rand was also against the modern feminist movement, paving the way for future outspoken groups like the Jews for Jesus, Bill Cosby and the Jews that deny the Holocaust.
44: KYLE WILLIAMS
Before he was 10, Kyle could commentate like a seasoned columnist. Kyle, the product of homeschooling by Christian parents who listened to Rush Limbaugh is proof that it is a myth that people usually take up the same political affiliations as their parents, Kyle is a free thinking individual that is in no way a "tool" as some would call him.
43: VOX DAY
Vox Day is a biting conservative columnist that is as original as any other writer these days. Vox isn't afraid to use his wit to poke fun at today's culture and make statements that might offend us. Take for instance the time he made a bashing social commentary on airline security and how people should be forced to fly planes naked... a whole two years after the Daily Show with Jon Stewart made similar claims. Even his hair cut is as original as the day Travis Bickle wore it in 1976.
42: CHUCK NORRIS
Perhaps the most qualified person to talk about Christianity, right wing politics and society in general, Chuck Norris, former Karate Champion of the world (in a competition that he apparently created himself and was the only contestant in). Chuck Norris is the only celebrity that I take advice from, proving to be a black sheep among the AID's-ridden cespool that is Hollywood. Chuck's ideas on creationism and other aspects are well thought out and clearly show that his opinion deserves to be heard.
41: HARRY WHITTINGTON
Apologized to the Vice President after the Vice President shot him in the face. A true example of the "forgive and forget" and "turn the other cheek" morals. If only more people could follow his example, maybe the Vice President will take John McCain hunting with him next time, AM I RIGHT?
50: DAVID DUKE
David Duke, throughout the years, has upheld the values of Christianity and made us all proud, once again, to be Christians living in America.
49: SCOOTER LIBBY
A true champion of the Right Wing media, Libby has been under intense fire for outing CIA operative Valarie Plame in the name of informing the public and journalistic integrity. His opponents claim this was an underhanded attempt to get revenge on her husband, but we all know that is false, Liberal-propoganda. Scooter, born a Jew, is an honorary white man due to his works in helping the advancement of the Republican Party.
48: VINCENT GALLO
Vincent is a movie director who has not been sucked in by the lies of Hollywood. Vincent was a delegate at the 2004 Republican National Convention and has supported our President (and God) in his crusade against Islam in Iraq. In efforts to further purify the best race, Vincent offered his sperm for sale online, but said he was denying sale to anyone that was not white. Priority was also given to white women with blonde hair, blue eyes and a proven family link to NAZI soldiers. Vincent has also made humorous comments about the Jews in Hollywood claiming that he wants to have a child with a Jewish woman so his offspring will have a chance to win an Oscar.
47: ARMSTRONG WILLIAMS
Armstrong Williams was made an honorary white man by the Landover Baptist church after his relentless pursuit of the truth and for supporting our President. Armstrong is an example of a hard-hitting journalist that isn't afraid to dig for the truth, even when it means stirring up controversey and he never stoops to the lows that are common in today's Liberal-bias and questionable "facts" news.
46: JEFF GANNON
Basically the definition of journalistic integrity. In an era of blogs and other news sources of questionable values, Gannon stood up to the plate as a new comer in an orgy of Liberal bias and delivered a message with money-shot-like quality. Some have said that a statue should be erected in his honor at journalism schools and that he definately licked the competition when it comes to reporting on the hard stories, others have even said that compared to Gannon, most reporters suck. Gannon definately blew me away with his hard style and long speeches. He is most certainly a Bulldog in a room full of poodles.
45: AYN RAND
Rand once said, when addressing the graduating class of West Point, "I can say - not as a patriotic bromide, but with full knowledge of the necessary metaphysical, epistemological, ethical, political and aesthetic roots - that the United States of America is the greatest, the noblest and, in its original founding principles, the only moral country in the history of the world." Rand also described homosexuality as disgusting and immoral and believed that women could not be president. Rand was also against the modern feminist movement, paving the way for future outspoken groups like the Jews for Jesus, Bill Cosby and the Jews that deny the Holocaust.
44: KYLE WILLIAMS
Before he was 10, Kyle could commentate like a seasoned columnist. Kyle, the product of homeschooling by Christian parents who listened to Rush Limbaugh is proof that it is a myth that people usually take up the same political affiliations as their parents, Kyle is a free thinking individual that is in no way a "tool" as some would call him.
43: VOX DAY
Vox Day is a biting conservative columnist that is as original as any other writer these days. Vox isn't afraid to use his wit to poke fun at today's culture and make statements that might offend us. Take for instance the time he made a bashing social commentary on airline security and how people should be forced to fly planes naked... a whole two years after the Daily Show with Jon Stewart made similar claims. Even his hair cut is as original as the day Travis Bickle wore it in 1976.
42: CHUCK NORRIS
Perhaps the most qualified person to talk about Christianity, right wing politics and society in general, Chuck Norris, former Karate Champion of the world (in a competition that he apparently created himself and was the only contestant in). Chuck Norris is the only celebrity that I take advice from, proving to be a black sheep among the AID's-ridden cespool that is Hollywood. Chuck's ideas on creationism and other aspects are well thought out and clearly show that his opinion deserves to be heard.
41: HARRY WHITTINGTON
Apologized to the Vice President after the Vice President shot him in the face. A true example of the "forgive and forget" and "turn the other cheek" morals. If only more people could follow his example, maybe the Vice President will take John McCain hunting with him next time, AM I RIGHT?
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