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  • #1

    Proof Positive: "Gay Rights" Will Lead to SEX WITH DUCKS!

    Just as Pastor Pat Robertson and others have predicted, the radical lobby for special rights for disgusting queers has shown its hand with this propaganda video. They will stop at nothing less than bestiality! They must be stopped!!

    WARNING: This video contains graphic scenes of lezbeans urging everyone to commit fornication with waterfowl. Ladies, avert your eyes!

    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!
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  • #2
    Re: Proof Positive: "Gay Rights" Will Lead to SEX WITH DUCKS!

    Disgusting. Next they will demand we marry our Golden Retrievers.

    Yours in Christ
    Brother Lazarus
    In the Beginning God created the Heaven and the Earth. Genesis 1.1. This scripture is the first verse of the Bible for a reason. It lays the foundation for the absolute truth found in God's Holy WORD, the Bible.

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    • #3
      Re: Proof Positive: "Gay Rights" Will Lead to SEX WITH DUCKS!

      Originally posted by Brother Lazarus View Post
      Disgusting. Next they will demand we marry our Golden Retrievers.

      Yours in Christ
      Brother Lazarus
      Yea, last thing I need is to see some hairy fat bear guy in leather getting a Golden Shower from a Golden Retriever.
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      SPACESHIP JESUS appeared to me in Astronaut form when I was staying in a motel in 1974. He then told me the TRUTH about our world and what illusions the SATANIC ALLIANCE uses to control us! To this day, I still receive SPACESHIP RADIO SIGNALS INTO MY BRAIN. Absolve yourself of your limited Matrix existence.

      Hosea 9:7
      The days of visitation are come, the days of recompence are come; Israel shall know it: the prophet is a fool, the spiritual man is mad, for the multitude of thine iniquity, and the great hatred.

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      • #4
        Re: Proof Positive: "Gay Rights" Will Lead to SEX WITH DUCKS!

        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
        "Gay Rights" Will Lead to SEX WITH DUCKS
        Your'e absolutely right, Pastor Ezekiel, but the bigger question is, "What causes people to become gay?" in the first place.

        Well, the fags claim that it's genetic - that is to say, they're genetically "hard-wired" to molest same-sex children, ducks and chickens. But I think we all know that this is nonsense.

        First of all, there's no such thing as "genes" - the same "scientists" who came up with the global warming hoax and evolution also invented this scam about genes. Who are you going to believe: Al Gore, or Rush Limbaugh? I rest my case.

        Secondly, we all know what causes faggotry: teaching sex education and evolution in schools. That's why home schooling is essential. Public schools are a breeding ground for homos.

        Only liberals think that when someone tells them to "Go f*ck a duck," it's a great idea.

        Praise Jesus,
        Brother Buford
        yours in Christ,
        Brother Buford

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        • #5
          Re: Proof Positive: "Gay Rights" Will Lead to SEX WITH DUCKS!


          Duck dressed up by a homer with a rubber fetish

          This reminds me of a story about a family of ducks and a family of skunks that were walking a long a busy highway. Along came a big semi truck and it ran over all but one baby skunk and one baby duck. After the carnage was over the baby duck said to the baby skunk, "I just had my whole family killed and now I don't even know what I am" The skunk looked at the duck and said, "Hmm.. Let's see, You have yellow feathers, an orange bill and webbed feet and you quack. You must be a duck but I too lost my familiy and like you I don;t know what I am. (Even though Adam named all the animals) The duck looked at the skunk and said, "Hmm.. let's see, You are half black and half white and you smell bad... you must be a Peurto Rican."

          The point is, God made Adam and Eve NOT Adam and Steve.
          Last edited by TC Patriot; 06-09-2009, 03:22 AM. Reason: Godly reasons

          Jesus loves Dick



          Cheney/Palin 2012

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          • #6
            Re: Proof Positive: "Gay Rights" Will Lead to SEX WITH DUCKS!

            There are more lies and misconceptions here than the Republican National Convention! Gay Rights will not lead to bestiality. Gay Rights will lead to equality and hopefully our next president will be an African-American lesbian like myself who won't be ashamed to put on public displays of affection with her First Lady.

            Kudos for everyone trying to promote gay rights!
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            • #7
              Re: Proof Positive: "Gay Rights" Will Lead to SEX WITH DUCKS!

              Originally posted by Professor Tyeisha X View Post
              Gay Rights will not lead to bestiality.
              Ok, maybe that road has already been crossed.
              May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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              • #8
                Re: Proof Positive: "Gay Rights" Will Lead to SEX WITH DUCKS!

                Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                Ok, maybe that road has already been crossed.
                Why did the fag cross the road?

                Because his dick was stuck in the chicken!
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                SPACESHIP JESUS appeared to me in Astronaut form when I was staying in a motel in 1974. He then told me the TRUTH about our world and what illusions the SATANIC ALLIANCE uses to control us! To this day, I still receive SPACESHIP RADIO SIGNALS INTO MY BRAIN. Absolve yourself of your limited Matrix existence.

                Hosea 9:7
                The days of visitation are come, the days of recompence are come; Israel shall know it: the prophet is a fool, the spiritual man is mad, for the multitude of thine iniquity, and the great hatred.

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                • #9
                  Re: Proof Positive: "Gay Rights" Will Lead to SEX WITH DUCKS!

                  Ok, it's definitely been crossed now.
                  May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                  • #10
                    Re: Proof Positive: "Gay Rights" Will Lead to SEX WITH DUCKS!

                    Originally posted by Professor Tyeisha X View Post
                    There are more lies and misconceptions here than the Republican National Convention! Gay Rights will not lead to bestiality. Gay Rights will lead to equality and hopefully our next president will be an African-American lesbian like myself who won't be ashamed to put on public displays of affection with her First Lady.

                    Kudos for everyone trying to promote gay rights!
                    "Professor" Tyeisha,

                    I think it's time we had a little talk.

                    First of all, I want you to know that I'm one of the relatively "liberal" members here on LBC. For example, I don't necessarily believe that all negroes are condemned to burn in Hell, even though most of them will. It is still possible for you to be saved if you change your ideas and behavior, though you'd better get with it quick - once the Lord tosses you into the eternal frying pan, it's forever and ever.

                    As you may have noticed in my earlier post, all this nonsense about "genes" is a big lie. You are not black because of genes. The reason why the Lord marked you as an inferior race is because one of your ancestors insulted Him. If there is one thing about God that you must understand, it's that He doesn't like being dissed. Just read the Bible - God gets so ticked off at people who diss him, that He punishes all the descendents of these offensive characters.

                    So you were already born with two strikes against you. But the good news is that the Lord is giving you a second chance. If you change your behavior, you too could earn a place in Heaven, even if it's at the back of the bus. Yes, I do believe that there are negroes in Heaven, at least as bellhops, dishwashers and tap dancers.

                    The important thing is that you must change your attitude. Accept Jesus Christ as your personal Lord and Savior. Tithe generiously to LBC. Vote Republican. Consider skin-bleaching treatments and hair straightener. A sex-change operation might be worth considering too.

                    I realize that shaking off the curse of blackness is not easy, but others have done it. You should follow the lead of other negro Republican male role models, such as Ken Blackwell and Clarence Thomas and Michael Steele. Like you, they once believed that negroes are equal to white men, but fortunately they later on discovered which side of the bread is buttered, so they repented and are now loyal servants of the Republican Party.

                    God is making a list and checking it twice. So is Satan. The question is, which list do you want to be on?

                    yours in Christ,
                    Brother Buford
                    yours in Christ,
                    Brother Buford

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                    • #11
                      Re: Proof Positive: "Gay Rights" Will Lead to SEX WITH DUCKS!

                      Praise GOD, a real miracle! The JOO York legislature was visited by GOD and the democratic majority was replaced by GODLY Republicans. This puts an end to the possibility that gay marriage could ever be considered acceptable in the Big Apple. Marriage is between ONE man and ONE woman just like King David's example! Remember that you fags!

                      At the same time, the Demoncrats in the US congress are finally realizing that we can't have both universal health care for Americans AND pay for a war against Islam so health insurance is out the window until we do GOD'S bidding! Bomb bome bome...bomb bomb Iran. Cheney-Voldemort Cheney 2012. Winners to Washington, losers to Gitmo!
                      Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                      "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                      Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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                      • #12
                        Re: Proof Positive: "Gay Rights" Will Lead to SEX WITH DUCKS!

                        Oh.my.JESUS Has everyone begun talking about that again?



                        I've already Confessed & Repented! It's time to Move On!!!

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                        • #13
                          Re: Proof Positive: "Gay Rights" Will Lead to SEX WITH DUCKS!

                          That Video Is So Disgusing my Eyes Don't Those Lizbins Have Nothing better Two Do then Make up stuff like that?

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                          • #14
                            Re: Proof Positive: "Gay Rights" Will Lead to SEX WITH DUCKS!

                            Originally posted by Professor Tyeisha X View Post
                            There are more lies and misconceptions here than the Republican National Convention! Gay Rights will not lead to bestiality. Gay Rights will lead to equality and hopefully our next president will be an African-American lesbian like myself who won't be ashamed to put on public displays of affection with her First Lady.

                            Kudos for everyone trying to promote gay rights!
                            What The Heck are You Thinking? There will naver be a Lesbian President you weirdo Black Women Prasie The Wonderful Lord Jesus for that ps I Can't wait Two see you Burn In hell With The Devil who will be trying too rape you forever why I'm In Heaven
                            Last edited by Talitha; 06-11-2009, 07:58 AM. Reason: Fixed quote

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