[SUV]

Re: The 10 Most Un-Godly Presidents Of All Time

Plus, he (President Nixon) fornicated with pandas.

This is so sad but for some reason I'd always suspected as much

[Virginia Day Templeton]

Re: The 10 Most Un-Godly Presidents Of All Time

"If slavery is not wrong, nothing is wrong."
—Abraham Lincoln, 1864

That may be the most bone-chilling statement ever uttered by a public official in this country. Since slavery isn't wrong, Mr. Lincoln is effectively saying that murder, thievery, sodomy, adultery, fornication, masturbation, abortion, stem cell research, atheism, Catholicism, and all other horrors imaginable and otherwise are acceptable in the eyes of God. This is coming from a man who was actually elected to serve as our President! No wonder Jesus had him assassinated.

[OnYourKnees]

Re: The 10 Most Un-Godly Presidents Of All Time

You'll notice I avoided any mention of that business in my discussion of Mr. Nixon, since it was indeed his only saving grace. But it wasn't enough to erase his awful liberalism, enviro-mentalism, and racism. Plus, he fornicated with pandas.

Sister M&Ms, it appears that this Furry Conspiracy you mentioned is far more widespread than you thought!!

With ketchup's vegetablehood now being recognized, can Baby-Christ-Child-as-Snail be far behind? Oh! Slither up my leg, Divinity, and tell me What's Happening!!!



And - oh my GOD - just like a Ram's Horn He looks! How very Biblical of Him!

Ah, Sister SUV, if only all shared your devotion!

Remember, there are those who would deny or defy Him!

[SUV]

Re: The 10 Most Un-Godly Presidents Of All Time



Brother Knees, I think we can give those catlickers a run for their Money with this! Instead of playing "Count the Popes in the Pizza" we Baptists can instead play "Count the Whiskers of His Precious Beard" in the White markings of the Snail Shell. (Just in case He actually isn't/wasn't a Snail, this will "cover all the bases" with Him.) Like one of those things where you guess how many pennies are in the jar.
Winner gets - a Date with Pasta?

PS Here's Daddy Mole in his younger, wilder days, thinkin' about Pizza, when he couldn't decide if he wanted to be a priest or Serpico:

[Virginia Day Templeton]

Re: The 10 Most Un-Godly Presidents Of All Time

Amazing how they'll pray to a statue of a dead whore thinking it will bring them Salvation, yet cry blasphemy when confronted with the possibility that the Savior (the ONLY Savior) spend a portion of His time here on Earth as a gastropod. Amazing.