Poll: How Big is Your Flag?

[Glendora Christianson]

As the birthday of GOD's favorite country (USA of course!) approaches, I started wondering just how big our members flags are...

[Wash O'Hanley]

Re: Poll: How Big is Your Flag?

Sometimes when there are no girls around my friends and I like to pull out our flags and sword fight with them.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Poll: How Big is Your Flag?

My husband, Mr. Whitford, doesn't believe a flag or a pole aren't big enough if you can't see it waving proudly in the wind from a good ten miles away.

[Bob the Reviver]

Re: Poll: How Big is Your Flag?

My husband, Mr. Whitford, doesn't believe a flag or a pole aren't big enough if you can't see it waving proudly in the wind from a good ten miles away.

Your husband is right of course!

[Buford T Scoggins]

Re: Poll: How Big is Your Flag?

Here in Texas, we got Texas-sized flags. Ain't no bigger flags in the US of A than what we got in this Godly state, proud home of President George W Bush.

But we also got a problem: lots of beaners. And they fly their Mexirican flag on their homes. Big ones too, just to rile up true Christian American Texans.

But you know, the joke's on them beaners. You ever taken a good close look at a Mexirican flag? Well, feast your eyes:



As you can see, they got a picture of a big ass American eagle, tightly clutching a wetback in it's beak. Plus the eagle is perched on top of a salad from Taco Bell. If that ain't hilarious, I don't know what is. Hee-haw!

Yours in Christ,
Brother Buford

[JennyD]

Re: Poll: How Big is Your Flag?

Brother Buford, is it true that Mexican flags are horribly flammable?

I'm just asking, is all. I'd heard stories.



The American flag at the Monthly Visitor is only 8' long, but when it flies from the top of the turret, people can see it for miles!

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Re: Poll: How Big is Your Flag?

I hope there is a Wi-Fi antenna on top of that turret. We would not want Landover Ladies to go without our Forum on the interwebs.

[Buford T Scoggins]

Re: Poll: How Big is Your Flag?

Brother Buford, is it true that Mexican flags are horribly flammable?

I'm just asking, is all. I'd heard stories.
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I don't know if their flags are very flammable, but Mexiricans are flammable enough. With all the tequila they drink, there ought to be a law requiring Mexiricans to wear a T-shirt saying, "Warning, explosive liquids, no smoking within 50 feet!"

The fact that they substitute used motor oil for cooking oil is just the icing on the cake.

Yours in Christ,
Brother Buford

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: Poll: How Big is Your Flag?

I hope there is a Wi-Fi antenna on top of that turret. We would not want Landover Ladies to go without our Forum on the interwebs.

Good point, Brother. Then again, I make sure my wife never leaves the house without a smartphone flashed to run JesOS™ Mobile, so she can access God's favorite discussion board over the Freehold Christian Telecom 3G network.

[Wide-Open]

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Brother Buford, is it true that Mexican flags are horribly flammable?

I don't know about Mexican flags, but I know that where I live it gets a bit expensive to put up a US flag.

It's not so much purchasing one every other week, but it's the fire insurance guys telling me to not piss off mooselimbs again. Or else...

I now have a tiny one. You have to look at it at a certain angle to see it's actually a glorious SSB. Some people ring my doorbell and ask if I sell icecream.

Best I can do I'm afraid.

[nonethanks]

Re: Poll: How Big is Your Flag?

As you can see, they got a picture of a big ass American eagle

well budford i wonder if you even know how a bald eagle looks like, but I can assure you there's a difference between a bald eagle and a mexican eagle

tightly clutching a wetback in it's beak.

that's a snake... are you blind? or maybe nearsighted..

Plus the eagle is perched on top of a salad from Taco Bell. If that ain't hilarious, I don't know what is. Hee-haw!

it's a cactus, the whole design comes from a legend of the founding of the early Mexico City.

[Whip of Japheth]

Re: Poll: How Big is Your Flag?

I can´t be proud of the flag of my country for so many reasons (it´s a monarchy flag for example). By the way i have a very old big one like this:

[TC Patriot]

Re: Poll: How Big is Your Flag?

I have a huge cross flag painted in the roof of my gun shop.


very much like this one.

When the ATF thugs fly over in their black choppers they see the shop of a True Christian.