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    Christrump, Finally, a Book to Understand Our Times

    Christrump is a new book that explains to others what we at Landover Baptist have known all along. With this new book we can carefully plot the identical paths of the life of Jesus and the life of Donald Trump. I'll touch on some historical facts.

    (1.) Jesus roamed the countryside preaching about the end of times. In 2015 Trump crisscrossed the country warning of the calamity of Hillary Clinton.
    (2.) The Pharisees mocked Jesus. Democrats mocked Trump.
    (3.) The Jews voted to kill Jesus. Republicans officials in Georgia did not allow votes for Trump so he was wrongfully denied victory in 2020.
    (4.) Jesus arose from the dead to rule to this day. Trump is about to assume power again and will not allow another challenge.

    For a better understanding of this period in our history I recommend this book.

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    Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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    Mr. Mayor, thank you for your insightful and historically accurate report. I will seriously consider this book for the Etheldreda Homeschool History Curriculum Required Reading List along with other classics like Atlas Shrugged, and Sinners in the Hands of an Angry God. The Progressives may mock and ridicule us now, but our children outnumber their children, and we're armed with Knowledge and Truthtm and the Holy Ghost!

    Glory!
    Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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      Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
      Mr. Mayor, thank you for your insightful and historically accurate report. I will seriously consider this book for the Etheldreda Homeschool History Curriculum Required Reading List along with other classics like Atlas Shrugged, and Sinners in the Hands of an Angry God. The Progressives may mock and ridicule us now, but our children outnumber their children, and we're armed with Knowledge and Truthtm and the Holy Ghost!
      Glory!
      Thank you, Sister Mary. I didn't mention in the post a very powerful part of Trump's rise to power, prophesy. Wise men in the Old Testament prophesized the coming of Jesus. Our late Brother Pat Robertson prophesized the Trump victory in 2020 when others dismissed Trump. Brother Pat went on to prophesize that Trump's 2020 victory would bring violence to Israel. Today there are bombs falling on Gaza. The paths of Jesus and Trump are identical.

      Pat Roberton predicting 2020 election - Search (bing.com)​
      Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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      • #4
        Another fantastic book, complementing your recommendation by giving examples of appropriate vs inappropriate modes of thought, is The Screwtape Letters.



        From the 19th chapter:
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        I hope you understood, too, that some apparently uncomplimentary references to Slubgob were purely jocular. I really have the highest respect for him. And, of course, some things I said about not shielding you from the authorities were not seriously meant. You can trust me to look after your interests. page 96

        He cannot really love: nobody can: it doesn't make sense. If we could only find out what He is really up to! Hypothesis after hypothesis has been tried, and still we can't find out. Yet we must never lose hope; more and more complicated theories, fuller and fuller collections of data, richer rewards for researchers who make progress, more and more terrible punishments for those who fail—all this, pursued and accelerated to the very end of time, cannot, surely, fail to succeed. page 98​

        This quality of quiet determination is something pupils need to learn. That needn't mean turning into a shrinking violet and, taken together, these books hold a valuable classroom lesson.

        Chapter XIX - https://archive.org/details/lewis-c.-s.-the-screwtape-letters-1942/page/96/mode/2up
        Chapter I - https://archive.org/details/lewis-c.-s.-the-screwtape-letters-1942/page/10/mode/2up
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          I have not been able to locate a copy for purchase, but I wonder if Christrump is based on lost scrolls found in Israel? It seems highly probable that the first Jesus would have talked about the second Jesus and someone would have written it down. Logical. Someone should do a DNA test on the Holy Prepuce to prove they're the same man. Given that fact, I still prefer Jesuses who weren't crucified. I'm just saying, the upgrade is always better. They're both Jesus - I'm not nuts enough to deny Biblical Truth - but the second one's better. That's all.
          If I have seen further, it is by standing on the heads of others.
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            Originally posted by Dr. Anthony J. Toole View Post
            I have not been able to locate a copy for purchase, but I wonder if Christrump is based on lost scrolls found in Israel? It seems highly probable that the first Jesus would have talked about the second Jesus and someone would have written it down. Logical. Someone should do a DNA test on the Holy Prepuce to prove they're the same man. Given that fact, I still prefer Jesuses who weren't crucified. I'm just saying, the upgrade is always better. They're both Jesus - I'm not nuts enough to deny Biblical Truth - but the second one's better. That's all.
            There is a building mentioned.

            ​Revelation 21:18 And the building of the wall of it was of jasper: and the city was pure gold, like unto clear glass.

            Abominations do not exist in the city, Jesus having dealt with them because He loves us and doesn't want us contaminated once we get there. It's an impressive skyline Revelation 21:16 for which, as it happens, I have a map. It probably needs updating (to accommodate a more central base of operation) which I'll do now . .



            The yellow square is the length and breadth of it and its height is the same = 12,000 furlongs. United States overlaid for comparison. And we even have the raw material: purely gold and completely transparent.

            Hallelujah!
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