Now, let's not get ahead of ourselves.

[handmaiden]

Turns out that we here at Lanover Baptist Church aren't the only ones who are "Ride or Die" for our Dear True President, Donald J. Trump.

Some well-meaning folk would like to see the misguided, unAmerican and frankly, uppity, Manhattan DA who maligned our Beloved President throughout his sham trial properly punished. Now, that's all well and good. It's important to have faith and know right from wrong. But some people are sending along death threats to Alvin Bragg, (That's "Bragg" with two g's).

Anyone who truly loves Jesus and wants to see His Will done upon this earth might be tempted to let Mr.Bragg, (That's "B" as in "boy'.) know what's what. I understand that. However, what needs to be remembered is that The Almighty likes to see things done in proper order.

First, we must issue a solemn warning to Alvin Bragg (Remember, that is "Alvin" with an A, not "Calvin" with a C.) that he will go to Hell if he doesn't repent his actions against Donald Trump. Remember that Hell is forever, while hanging a man from a noose (or "lynching" to use the technical term) only lasts a few minutes at best.

If sincere and loving threats of Hell are not enough to soften Mr. Bragg's heart and motivate him to seriously regret what he did to Donald Trump, then it is important to go through proper channels to see justice prevail. Once President Trump wins back the White House and invests himself with total executive power, then Alvin Bragg can be executed legally. And thanks to reliable modern research, i.e. this Wikipedia page that I found, we have a concise breakdown of how to go about it effectively.

Thus, the key points here are prayer first, then change the law so that death "threats" become death promises, and let's make sure that we have to right person. . . Also, according to the chart displayed on the Wikipedia instruction guide, it's important to ascertain DA Bragg's exact height and weight.

[Johny Joe Hold]

It's important to have faith and know right from wrong...

If sincere and loving threats of Hell are not enough to soften Mr. Bragg's heart and motivate him to seriously regret what he did to Donald Trump, then it is important to go through proper channels to see justice prevail.

Thus, the key points here are prayer first, then change the law so that death "threats" become death promises, and let's make sure that we have to right person. . . Also, according to the chart displayed on the Wikipedia instruction guide, it's important to ascertain DA Bragg's exact height and weight.

Thank you, Sister Handmaiden, for pointing out the necessity of doing things right. We here at Landover Baptist are not interested in cutting corners when it comes to serving the cause of justice. These well-meaning brothers and sisters that want to make this country into a cowboy place on the prairie need to tone it down a little.

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

Uppity Bragger Alvin "the African" Hussain Bragg will be trembling in his Jordans when the LBC sends him an anonymous death covenant and organizes a lynch prayer vigil outside his house.