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  • Bezukhov
    Forum Member
    Forum Member
    • Aug 2014
    • 85

    #1

    Louisiana mandates the 10 Comandments in every classroom

    It's a start, praise Jesus, but I'm afraid it doesn't go the full distance. I cannot find out if the school systems in LA are actually going to enforce the 10 Commandments. Let's say some snot nosed heathen kid walks into a classroom with some sort of pagan idol on his necklace. The Bible says

    "Then shalt thou bring forth that man or that woman, which have committed that wicked thing, unto thy gates, even that man or that woman, and shalt stone them with stones, till they die." Deuteronomy 17:5 KJV

    Will that little brat wind up under a pile of rocks before the day is through? How would the schools in Freehold deal with this predicament? As if anyone has the testicular fortitude to try.
  • Johny Joe Hold
    Mayor of Freehold
     
    • Feb 2010
    • 12582

    #2
    Originally posted by Bezukhov View Post
    It's a start, praise Jesus, but I'm afraid it doesn't go the full distance. I cannot find out if the school systems in LA are actually going to enforce the 10 Commandments. Let's say some snot nosed heathen kid walks into a classroom with some sort of pagan idol on his necklace. The Bible says
    "Then shalt thou bring forth that man or that woman, which have committed that wicked thing, unto thy gates, even that man or that woman, and shalt stone them with stones, till they die." Deuteronomy 17:5 KJV
    Will that little brat wind up under a pile of rocks before the day is through? How would the schools in Freehold deal with this predicament? As if anyone has the testicular fortitude to try.
    I'm glad you brought this up, Bezukhov. Rest assured; the Ten Commandments have been displayed in every classroom in Freehold Public schools since I became Mayor.

    We have never had a student walk in with a graven image. I have to admit, however, we have never come to terms with the Bible's admonition about punishment should such a thing happen. We all agree stoning is the Bible-approved punishment for several sins. There is the practical issue of making stones available. Then we would need to be certain the courts agree we are practicing our religious beliefs when we stone someone. Surely it would be approved by Trump appointed judges but prior approval would be best.

    Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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    • Mary Etheldreda
      Gushing for Jesus
       
      • Sep 2011
      • 23775

      #3
      Originally posted by Bezukhov View Post
      Will that little brat wind up under a pile of rocks before the day is through? How would the schools in Freehold deal with this predicament? As if anyone has the testicular fortitude to try.
      Back when Zeke's father Lamentations Flint was the pastor of Landover Baptist, the Baker family moved into Freehold. They had a young son who was a troublemaker even in his mother's womb. Some say he absorbed his twin in there and the huge mole on his neck in the shape of a frog was what was left over.

      In any case, the trouble that boy caused his family and neighbors serves to warn children even today. He must have broken every commandment save the adultery one, and one day the town had had enough. Pastor Flint organized a posse and dragged that boy from his home. The entire church congregation met to read the Holy Bible and enforce God's Word lest everyone meet Jesus' wrath for not taking out the trash, if you know what I mean.

      That boy met Jesus that day and is still serving his sentence in Hell. The kids still play on that big pile of rocks that ended up covering his broken little body, the one behind the old slaughterhouse-now-apartment complex. I'll tell you there were no Elvis records in the 1950s, no "free love" in the 1960s, no long haired hippies in the 1970s, no Dungeons and Dragons in the 1980s. Well, you get my point.

      Freehold takes the Bible seriously because we have a church that takes the Bible seriously and everyone knows the church was always meant to govern the people.
      Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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      • Isabella White
        True Christian™ Icon of Feminine Virtue
         
        • Mar 2019
        • 4319

        #4
        Praise the that the good people of Louisiana are listening to the Voice of Almighty . It is only a short matter of time before all 52 states do the same; and, when President Trump returns to the White House, I have no doubt that it will happen immediately.

        Oh, I am aware that those DEMON-rats are very unhappy with this, but why wouldn't they be? I mean, they glorify in rebelling against and in serving their father, Satan. One of them created the image below, just out of spite. I cannot wait to see how they respond when they stand before in judgment!

        II Corinthians 5:10 "For we must all appear before the judgment seat of ; that every one may receive the things done in his body, according to that he hath done, whether it be good or bad.​"



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        • Johny Joe Hold
          Mayor of Freehold
           
          • Feb 2010
          • 12582

          #5
          Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post

          Back when Zeke's father Lamentations Flint was the pastor of Landover Baptist, the Baker family moved into Freehold. They had a young son who was a troublemaker even in his mother's womb. Some say he absorbed his twin in there and the huge mole on his neck in the shape of a frog was what was left over.
          In any case, the trouble that boy caused his family and neighbors serves to warn children even today. He must have broken every commandment save the adultery one, and one day the town had had enough. Pastor Flint organized a posse and dragged that boy from his home. The entire church congregation met to read the Holy Bible and enforce God's Word lest everyone meet Jesus' wrath for not taking out the trash, if you know what I mean.
          That boy met Jesus that day and is still serving his sentence in Hell. The kids still play on that big pile of rocks that ended up covering his broken little body, the one behind the old slaughterhouse-now-apartment complex. I'll tell you there were no Elvis records in the 1950s, no "free love" in the 1960s, no long haired hippies in the 1970s, no Dungeons and Dragons in the 1980s. Well, you get my point.
          Freehold takes the Bible seriously because we have a church that takes the Bible seriously and everyone knows the church was always meant to govern the people.
          Thank you, Sister Mary, for that proud history of Freehold and the role stoning played in that history. You provided a good review of "the Johnson boy case" which for some reason is mostly mentioned in whispers these days. God wants order in our society. Landover Baptist provides that order in Freehold.

          In my previous post I alluded to a small issue as to who makes the decision to stone. It has to be someone who owns "sincerely held beliefs" in order to fall under legal murder. The person making the decision to stone perhaps should be someone who could leave the community for a while should some liberal judge not follow the intent of the law.

          Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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          • Dr. Anthony J. Toole
            An old soul
            True Christian™
            • Aug 2013
            • 4955

            #6
            To those who whine about separation of Church and State I say, what about our heritage? America was founded by white Christian men with no help from anybody else. They literally created a nation consisting of an Executive branch, a Legislative branch and another one, I forget, but those are the important ones. Nobody had ever thought of it before. And then they defended it alone against the dark tides of history. We'll do it again too if necessary - just ask Aled Jones, Margorie Taylor-Simpson and Steve Banner.
            If I have seen further, it is by standing on the heads of others.

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            • Bezukhov
              Forum Member
              Forum Member
              • Aug 2014
              • 85

              #7
              Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post

              Back when Zeke's father Lamentations Flint was the pastor of Landover Baptist, the Baker family moved into Freehold. They had a young son who was a troublemaker even in his mother's womb. Some say he absorbed his twin in there and the huge mole on his neck in the shape of a frog was what was left over.

              In any case, the trouble that boy caused his family and neighbors serves to warn children even today. He must have broken every commandment save the adultery one, and one day the town had had enough. Pastor Flint organized a posse and dragged that boy from his home. The entire church congregation met to read the Holy Bible and enforce God's Word lest everyone meet Jesus' wrath for not taking out the trash, if you know what I mean.

              That boy met Jesus that day and is still serving his sentence in Hell. The kids still play on that big pile of rocks that ended up covering his broken little body, the one behind the old slaughterhouse-now-apartment complex. I'll tell you there were no Elvis records in the 1950s, no "free love" in the 1960s, no long haired hippies in the 1970s, no Dungeons and Dragons in the 1980s. Well, you get my point.

              Freehold takes the Bible seriously because we have a church that takes the Bible seriously and everyone knows the church was always meant to govern the people.
              That pile of rocks would make a nice postcard. The text will read "Sinners beware!"

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