Communist takeover in England

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

So yesterday apparently the English had an election. I don't know how anybody even knew about it without 2.5 years of 24/7 news coverage, but anyway the radical leftist communists - led by Sir Kier Starmer (Oxon), Queen's Counsel and Knight Commander of the Order of the Bath - managed to steal enough votes to win.

Just like that. Yesterday he won and today he's in the English Whitehouse running the government. What the...? This must be a coup. Where are the 3-4 months of indeterminate transition, rushed laws being passed, appeals, court cases, pardons, shredding of documents, etc. What a shoddy place England must be - in November, Trump will liberate them and put some decent golf courses around the place and add gold trim to the old buildings.

[Isabella White]

So yesterday apparently the English had an election. I don't know how anybody even knew about it without 2.5 years of 24/7 news coverage, but anyway the radical leftist communists - led by Sir Kier Starmer (Oxon), Queen's Counsel and Knight Commander of the Order of the Bath - managed to steal enough votes to win.

Just like that. Yesterday he won and today he's in the English Whitehouse running the government. What the...? This must be a coup. Where are the 3-4 months of indeterminate transition, rushed laws being passed, appeals, court cases, pardons, shredding of documents, etc. What a shoddy place England must be - in November, Trump will liberate them and put some decent golf courses around the place and add gold trim to the old buildings.

What a shocking upset this has been, dear Brother Dr. Toole. When my sister (Agatha) called to tell me the news, I was sure that she was just joking — but, she was not! However, we should not worry. As you have so wisely declared, President Trump will liberate the Englishmen and see that they will continue to enjoy their fish and chips without Communist disruption.

As you shall see in the attached photograph, when our beloved President Trump had dinner with the Queen, it is said that he was actually giving her advice about how to handle such a Communist uprising. I have every confidence that Her Majesty relayed President Trump's generous message to her son, the current King. Thanks to President Trump, England shall survive! Cheerio, pip pip.

[Johny Joe Hold]

I wish it was possible to know how many times Bonnie Prince Charles, now King, has called President Trump for advice. It has to be happening. Trump is a world-wide expert on world affairs and those who need to understand that better call him for help.

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

Brace for impact. Queer Starmer’s cabinet will have the highest number of state-educated and female ministers in history.

[Johny Joe Hold]

The huge numbers of homers are cheering.

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

The one glimmer of hope left for the United Kingdom is Nigel Farage who finally won a seat at his 7th attempt. Voters have been yearning for a candidate like this for more than 20 years without seeing it right under their noses all along and sometimes in their faces. I often think of the golden elevator photo in Trump Tower - ah, to be a fly on the wall. One can only imagine the juicy morsels.