Mutually assured

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

One of the bedrocks of world peace since the Godly United States dropped atomic bombs on the Godless Chinks, has been the assuredness of mutual destruction when both sides have nukes. To prevent this, we (the Good Guys) have prevented the Bad Guys from having nukes using our superior moral judgement due to having a belief in the One True God.

This has worked marvelously. For countries that have nukes. Except Pakistan. And Bir-ming-ham. But for countries that don't have nukes, at our request, such as Ukraine, Iranqnqnqnqn... uhh... Jesus hates you. (Pakistan recently proposed a Noble Peach prize for Our Greatest President so they admit they deserved it).

I would like us all to just take a minute to thank the President for showing the world that picking the right Deity counts. Our merciful God forbids us from murdering atheist nuclear scumbags in the street like dogs. In return, they give us bombs to drop on enemies who believe in similar but not exactly the same version of which rich douchebag begat which other rich douchebag and what day of the week to molest young boys on.

The A-bomb proves we have the best atheists. If the Mullahs don't want to accept it, we'll send a trans pride march to weaken their moral fiber. Total victory is almost in our grasp.

[Johny Joe Hold]

I read that Biden did not think it worth the effort to try to put the hammer down on Iran. From this distance it looks like he had an agreement with them. They felt they had a right to prepare to make bombs but would not unless they needed to defend themselves. Seems like every country that can do this will so why pretend we have superior brains and morals. I liked what Biden was supposed to have said when he was Obama's VP. The topic at the time was the tribal Muslims in Afghanistan. "Look. They're just politicians like us, trying to weave through complex groups trying to unseat them. Let's not overthink this thing."

[Adam Fag]

And Bir-ming-ham

Huh?