[Buford T Scoggins]

Re: Mark Sanford, Rush Limbaugh - Sex vacationeers? NOT!

You have a good point, Vavoline. Mark Sanford is from South Carolina, which is on the same coast as several states that have given homosexuals the special privilege of equality. John Ensign is from Nevada, which is right next door to a state that for a short time did so. Since we all know that the homosexual menace does not stop at state lines, these men were hardly immune to the effects of deathstyle choices going on in other states.

You are right, pastor. Homosexuality is contagious, the result of germ warfare. I'm certain that bin Laden is behind it. The question is, what do we do about it?

Since euthanasia is illegal, perhaps the best solution is quarantine. The problem is finding a safe and secure site. San Francisco comes to mind since it's already 98% faggot, but I'm afraid it would be too easy for the homers to escape and infect the rest of the population. We need to find someplace far away from morally pure True Christians. Antarctica is a possibility, but even that is risky - the homers might have sex with the penguins, causing a homer bird flu epidemic that endangers everyone.

So I suggest Mars.



Homer Robot on the Red (commie) Planet


Shipping homers to Mars would be a much better use for the space shuttle than continuing to diddley with the commie Russians in the International Space Station. In fact, once we get our troops out of the ISS, we should just shoot the thing down.

You know, I've got so many good ideas that I really think the Heritage Foundation should hire me. I'm just the sort of person they need in their think tank, as I'm sure ya'll would agree.

yours in Christ,
Buford

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: Mark Sanford, Rush Limbaugh - Sex vacationeers? NOT!

You know, I've got so many good ideas that I really think the Heritage Foundation should hire me. I'm just the sort of person they need in their think tank, as I'm sure ya'll would agree.

You really ought to send them your résumé. I'm sure you'd fit in perfectly.

[Larry Lee]

Re: UPDATE! Sanfords separate over Mark's tranny tango!!

It practically kills me to admit this, but it looks like the MSM was correct (but NOT "RIGHT").

Our beloved Mark Sanford used taxpayer dollars to rut with "Maria." He admits it.

Furthermore, we know Sanford was sending "Maria" masturbatory e-mails, while at the same time courting a national constituency at the expense of poor South Carolina black chil'ren and their education.

Do I even need to mention that the horrid MSM was also correct in pointing out that Sanford abandoned his responsibilities as Governor so he could break up with "Maria" again and again and again, over a five-day period?

All that's left to reveal is "Maria's" true identity as a member of the Argentine trans community. I hate the MSM.

[lord warrior]

Re: UPDATE! Sanfords separate over Mark's tranny tango!!

All I can say is look on the bright side of this. He was fornication with a FEMALE. A democrat would have been having a little boy.