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My friends, my brothers and sisters in this righteous struggle, today we gather not merely to celebrate a logo, but to recognize a victory for the soul of tradition itself.
When they came for our logo, they did not simply redraw a picture. They tried to sever a bond, to uproot what was planted deep in our hearts. They believed they could erase the rocking chair, roll away the barrel, and replace it with a hollow facsimile. They thought we would shrug and move on, blind and deaf to what had been lost. But the people rose up with a single cry: You will not replace us. You will not replace us. You will not replace us!!
This was more than design. This was dignity. This was identity. This was the line between memory and amnesia, between comfort and sterility, between the living heritage of a community and the cold calculations of faceless marketing boards. And we chose to fight.
We organized with the zeal of prophets. We marched across digital platforms. We rallied in the town square of the internet. We filled inboxes, flooded comment sections, and stood shoulder to shoulder with one another. Against the floodtide of corporate arrogance, we became a storm of resistance.
And today we stand victorious. The logo has returned. The chair is seated. The barrel stands upright once more, strong and unbroken. The tide of tyranny has receded at the door.
Let us pause here to reflect, for victory without reflection is wasted. The good book reminds us in Jeremiah 6:16: “Stand at the crossroads and look; ask for the ancient paths, ask where the good way is, and walk in it, and you will find rest for your souls.” Friends, they tried to force us from the ancient path. They tried to tell us the good way was outdated, that the past no longer had value, that heritage was disposable. But we asked for the old way, and by God’s grace, it has been restored.
This is not just a win for fried apples and cornbread. This is a lesson to all who would erase symbols of comfort and identity. It is a lesson to every boardroom that thinks it can dictate to the people what matters and what does not. Tradition is not disposable. Community is not negotiable. The voice of the people is not silence but thunder.
Make no mistake. This was an existential struggle. Had we lost, it would not merely have been a new logo. It would have been a sign that nothing is safe from the cold hand of “modern branding.” It would have been a signal that no tradition, no matter how beloved, could withstand the knives of redesign. We would have woken up tomorrow a little poorer in spirit, a little emptier in heart. But today we wake richer. Today we wake stronger.
So let the word go forth. We are free again to feast in the house of comfort. Free again to eat our biscuits and gravy under the watchful gaze of tradition. Free again to rock gently while the storm of modernity rages outside.
And tonight, let us proclaim it together, as one people, as one voice, lifted high to the heavens: Free at last, free at last, thank God Almighty, we are free at last.
When they came for our logo, they did not simply redraw a picture. They tried to sever a bond, to uproot what was planted deep in our hearts. They believed they could erase the rocking chair, roll away the barrel, and replace it with a hollow facsimile. They thought we would shrug and move on, blind and deaf to what had been lost. But the people rose up with a single cry: You will not replace us. You will not replace us. You will not replace us!!
This was more than design. This was dignity. This was identity. This was the line between memory and amnesia, between comfort and sterility, between the living heritage of a community and the cold calculations of faceless marketing boards. And we chose to fight.
We organized with the zeal of prophets. We marched across digital platforms. We rallied in the town square of the internet. We filled inboxes, flooded comment sections, and stood shoulder to shoulder with one another. Against the floodtide of corporate arrogance, we became a storm of resistance.
And today we stand victorious. The logo has returned. The chair is seated. The barrel stands upright once more, strong and unbroken. The tide of tyranny has receded at the door.
Let us pause here to reflect, for victory without reflection is wasted. The good book reminds us in Jeremiah 6:16: “Stand at the crossroads and look; ask for the ancient paths, ask where the good way is, and walk in it, and you will find rest for your souls.” Friends, they tried to force us from the ancient path. They tried to tell us the good way was outdated, that the past no longer had value, that heritage was disposable. But we asked for the old way, and by God’s grace, it has been restored.
This is not just a win for fried apples and cornbread. This is a lesson to all who would erase symbols of comfort and identity. It is a lesson to every boardroom that thinks it can dictate to the people what matters and what does not. Tradition is not disposable. Community is not negotiable. The voice of the people is not silence but thunder.
Make no mistake. This was an existential struggle. Had we lost, it would not merely have been a new logo. It would have been a sign that nothing is safe from the cold hand of “modern branding.” It would have been a signal that no tradition, no matter how beloved, could withstand the knives of redesign. We would have woken up tomorrow a little poorer in spirit, a little emptier in heart. But today we wake richer. Today we wake stronger.
So let the word go forth. We are free again to feast in the house of comfort. Free again to eat our biscuits and gravy under the watchful gaze of tradition. Free again to rock gently while the storm of modernity rages outside.
And tonight, let us proclaim it together, as one people, as one voice, lifted high to the heavens: Free at last, free at last, thank God Almighty, we are free at last.
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