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President Trump has given the Landover Baptist Church the honor of forming corporation 00001, the very first corporation (the equivalent of a troop in scouting) in his brand new program for young people, the Trump Youth.
This program, designed by Steven Miller and our Landover Baptist youth pastors, will focus on prayer, physical fitness, Christian education, family and America First values, and loyalty to our God-annointed leader, President Trump.
Boys will learn the skills they will need in the coming race war. These skills will include interrogation of non-English speakers (shouting is the key), subduing drugged out negroes, operating firearms and gas masks, hiding one's identity, identifying Jews, kicking doors in, working with military units to clean up the streets in Democrat cities, and seizing voting machines to prevent Democrat voter fraud.Those who rise to the rank of Chairman of the Board will automatically qualify as soldiers at ICE, the Proud Boys, and other law enforcement organizations.
Girls will learn skills such as maintaining virginity until marriage, submission to their future husbands, cooking, cleaning, and raising children who honor and respect white Christian culture.
While we at Landover once had high hopes for scouting programs, once the Boy Scouts started admitting homosexuals and atheists, it became clear that the communist Democrat party had taken that once excellent organization over. Well, there won't be any homos, trannies, nonbelievers, Catholics, Muslims, Jews, Hindus, Buddhists, Methodists, minorities, or communists in Trump Youth.
Children as young as four will be welcomed as interns (if boys) or junior secretaries (if girls). If they work hard, play by the rules, and honor their loyalty oath to President Trump, they will rise rapidly through the ranks, all the way to Chairman of the Board (for boys) or senior secretaries (for girls).
Interested children and parents who are members of the Landover Baptist Church should contact a Landover Baptist youth pastor or deacon for more information.
This program, designed by Steven Miller and our Landover Baptist youth pastors, will focus on prayer, physical fitness, Christian education, family and America First values, and loyalty to our God-annointed leader, President Trump.
Boys will learn the skills they will need in the coming race war. These skills will include interrogation of non-English speakers (shouting is the key), subduing drugged out negroes, operating firearms and gas masks, hiding one's identity, identifying Jews, kicking doors in, working with military units to clean up the streets in Democrat cities, and seizing voting machines to prevent Democrat voter fraud.Those who rise to the rank of Chairman of the Board will automatically qualify as soldiers at ICE, the Proud Boys, and other law enforcement organizations.
Girls will learn skills such as maintaining virginity until marriage, submission to their future husbands, cooking, cleaning, and raising children who honor and respect white Christian culture.
While we at Landover once had high hopes for scouting programs, once the Boy Scouts started admitting homosexuals and atheists, it became clear that the communist Democrat party had taken that once excellent organization over. Well, there won't be any homos, trannies, nonbelievers, Catholics, Muslims, Jews, Hindus, Buddhists, Methodists, minorities, or communists in Trump Youth.
Children as young as four will be welcomed as interns (if boys) or junior secretaries (if girls). If they work hard, play by the rules, and honor their loyalty oath to President Trump, they will rise rapidly through the ranks, all the way to Chairman of the Board (for boys) or senior secretaries (for girls).
Interested children and parents who are members of the Landover Baptist Church should contact a Landover Baptist youth pastor or deacon for more information.
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