[Buford T Scoggins]

Re: A moment of silence in Congress for... Michael?

Sister Jenny, I have to thank you for revealing what I always suspected...that Michael Jackson is an alien from another planet!

It must have been hard for him to breathe the Earth's atmosphere. No wonder his nose disintergrated and fell off.

The question is, how many more extra-terrestrials are hidden among us? We need to remain alert.

These are truly the end times!

Yours in Christ,
Brother Buford

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: A moment of silence in Congress for... Michael?

It has just come to my attention that Michael Jackson actually played a negro space alien in a Hollywood movie. Why doesn't the media pick up on this angle? How obvious can you get?

[Nobar King]

Re: A moment of silence in Congress for... Michael?

He even sleeps in a bed made for an alien:

A world exclusive set of pictures showing wacky pop star Michael Jackson sleeping in a bizarre pressurised oxygen chamber. The images - shot in 1986 and featured in The National Enquirer - show the star in the hyperbaric oxygen chamber. Jackson, then 28, was at the height of his fame when the pictures were taken and the publication claimed the regime was part of a plan to keep him alive until at least 150.

The Enquirer quoted the singer as saying: "I've taken several long naps in a hyperbaric oxygen chamber and when I awoke I felt like a new person - I've never felt better. I definitely want one for my home so I can sleep in it at night. I plan to get one immediately. I want to live to see world peace, a world without hunger, a world where children and all mankind know no suffering.

I believe if I treat my body properly I'll live to be at least 150."

[Dr. Zaius]

Re: A moment of silence in Congress for... Michael?

Is this an alien? Or a demon? It's pretty scary the way it dances like that:

[Palmer C. Eldrich]

Re: A moment of silence in Congress for... Michael?

Since you guys are so excited by aliens, here's another one:

http://www.spike.com/video/michael-jackson/2533291

[Nobar King]

Re: A moment of silence in Congress for... Michael?

Michael Jackson Sues Plastic Surgeon for Alien Skin Graft Gone Wrong

This is just lovely. Somewhere during Wacko Jacko's attempt to become a white woman, he hired a plastic surgeon to experimentally sew some top secret alien skin onto his face (and God knows where else). Clearly the intergalactic approach to beauty is not agreeing with his face, our planet or my eyes! He's now suing his Beverly Hills based plastic surgeon on the grounds of performing an untested procedure. Apparently this whack-job didn't realize that alien skin grafts aren't normal everyday procedures. I guess having the Elephant Man's remains in your closet isn't crazy enough!

Might as well get this all out in the open!

[Nobar King]

Re: A moment of silence in Congress for... Michael?

Oh, Lord, I think this is where it all started. Blame Steven Spielberg and the Joo Hollywood agenda.
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[Nobar King]

Re: A moment of silence in Congress for... Michael?

Had Michael lived, this is what he would have looked like in 2017

[Buford T Scoggins]

Re: A moment of silence in Congress for... Michael?

Oh, Lord, I think this is where it all started. Blame Steven Spielberg and the Joo Hollywood agenda.
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So which one is Michael Jackson?

[James Hutchins]

Re: A moment of silence in Congress for... Michael?

So which one is Michael Jackson?

The one with the un-natually long fingers.

[Patriarch Jon]

Re: A moment of silence in Congress for... Michael?

Wrong again, hippy. Every President we've ever had has been a Christian, including Obama.

How many atheists have been elected to office? Zero! That's how many!

JFK was a practicing papist and from what I've read catholics aren't real Christians. Dwight Eisenhower was a Jehovah's Witness. There have been 11 Anglican presidents and 4 Unitarians. Unitarians aren't true Christians and aren't Anglicans suspect as well ?

Reference -> http://www.adherents.com/adh_presidents.html

A major concern is that baptists who make up 18% of the US population only have accounted for 4 (9.5%) of presidents. Is there some kind of subtle religious discrimination occurring that we should know about ?

I'm also concerned about whether any of our presidents have been properly sworn to office. How many KJV1611 bibles have been used ? My guess is none.

We all need to write to our congressman, hopefully they aren't all heathen trash, and correct this mistake. If we are to properly swear our elected officials to the highest oath, they need to use the one correct bible and not a cheap imitation.

[JoeJackson]

Michael Jackson Memorial Gifts

Just wanted to remind all the fine folks of Landover, I still got tickets to tomorrows big showmemorial. Half price and VIP parking for Landover True Christians. It is my way of giving back. There will be gift pavilions located throughout the event where you can purchase some fine memorabilia like:
the trademark glove ($35.00, $30.00 to folks from Landover)
the yid curly cue ($25.00, $23.00 to folks from Landover)
the bad ass hat ($95.00, $80.00 to folks from Landover)
And my personal favorite, the Michael Jackson "Stages of my Life" mask collection. Each mask is an accurate duplication (made from molds of his actual face) of MJ's facial appearance. These are true to life professional items, not dollar store knock-offs. Wear one of these and your friends will truly think they have seen a ghost. I've been wearing one from time to time over the last few days, the laughs I get a are priceless. Hehehe, my favorite was when I lay down on the table in the LA autopsy room. I shoved MJ back in the cooler, Jermaine (he is such a wuss) came in to see Michael. I sprung up and went boo! Hehehe, that boy went as white as MJ. I know this is what Micheal would of wanted, to see people laugh, I am doing my best to carry on his legacy. Now, being these here masks are so life like they even fooled a family member, they are not cheap at $950.00 a set ($875.00 for you folks). The original price was supposed to be much higher but I found some Chinky folks that could do it on the cheap. Apparently there was some Hasbro toy factory that got shut down last fall that was just sitting there.

Now, to purchase any of these items, simply use the Landover Pay Pal system (locate at the bottom of your screen). Being the money is coming in though Landover, we will automatically provide these fine items at the special price. And, if you act now and but them all, you may take an additional 10% off your order. Please, do not forget to include S&H.

[H. Montague Worthington]

Re: A moment of silence in Congress for... Michael?

You can never have too many moments of silence for Ronald Reagan.

The only problem I have with moments of silence for Ronald Reagan is that I often break into fits of uncontrollable weeping whenever I think about his heroic service to America.

Dear Michael,

I was pleased to learn that you were not seriously hurt in your recent accident. I know from experience that these things can happen on the set—no matter how much caution is exercised. All over America, millions of people look up to you as an example. Your deep faith in God and adherence to traditional values are an inspiration to all of us, especially young people searching for something real to believe in. You’ve gained quite a number of fans along the road since “I Want You Back,” and Nancy and I are among them. Keep up the good work, Michael. We’re very happy for you.

Sincerely,
Ronald Reagan

[Serenity-Millennium]

Re: A moment of silence in Congress for... Michael?

How lovely of Mr Reagan. He was a True Christian, he was! He accepted people no matter what, unlike some mean people I could name...

[Miss April]

Re: A moment of silence in Congress for... Michael?

Is this an alien? Or a demon? It's pretty scary the way it dances like that:

Brother Dr.Zaius I'm pretty sure its a Demon Only they Dance like that