[Buford T Scoggins]

Re: Democrats and Obama vote for air inferiority

Well don't you worry, because after the fall of our nation's antiquated defenses, the Freehold PD will still be in full swing and at the cutting edge of defense. Nobody's taking over Freehold on my watch.

Officer Don, we certainly need more like you. I'm so tired of liberal judges and the commie ACLU that always coddle criminals, while at the same time vilifying upstanding officers who use enhanced interrogation techniques on wetbacks, negroes and atheist white trash.

I do have one suggestion for the City Fathers. Freehold has many fine gated communities, but I don't think any of them yet have high-voltage fences. Of course, we don't want to raise property taxes to pay for them - that's the sort of irresponsible thing that "tax and spend" Democrats do.

So perhaps the money can be raised by increasing fines. A 10% surcharge on food stamps, welfare checks and unemployment benefits is also worth considering. Or perhaps the city could just borrow the money - the next generation will surely find a way to pay the bills. And a lot of money could be saved by having prison chain gangs do the actual construction.

When it comes to law enforcement and fighting terrorism, no expense should be spared.

yours in Christ,
Brother Buford