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  • Mrs. Mary Whitford
    Ladies of Landover Senior VP
    One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
    Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
    True Christian™
    • Dec 2006
    • 12414

    #1

    Environmentaldefects are destroying our future housewives!

    It may already be too late for former ally Australia, and already sissified Europe will be following suit!



    The federal government on Tuesday announced a plan to phase out incandescent light bulbs and replace them with more energy-efficient compact fluorescent bulbs across the country — a move that Environment Minister Malcolm Turnbull said was a world's first.
    In fact, Australia is not the first country to make the switch to energy-efficient lighting. Cuba's Fidel Castro launched a similar program two years ago which later inspired close friend and ally Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez to launch his own light bulb giveaway scheme.
    Legislation to gradually restrict the sale of the old-style bulbs could reduce Australia's greenhouse gas emissions by 4 million tons by 2012 and cut household power bills by up to 66 percent, Turnbull said.


    BRUSSELS, Belgium — The European Union is looking to join other parts of the world in efforts to slash energy consumption by pushing for an increased use of energy-saving light bulbs. European leaders agreed Friday to ask the EU's executive arm to work out a plan over the next two years on how to promote the use of energy-saving light bulbs, following the example of Australia, Chile and other countries phasing out incandescent lamps.
    "We need to give people a little time to change all their bulbs. We are not saying they should throw out all bulbs in their house today, but everybody should start thinking about what's in the shops," said German Chancellor Angela Merkel, who led the summit talks.
    "Most of the bulbs in my flat are energy-saving bulbs." But "they're not quite bright enough so sometimes when I'm looking for something that's dropped on the carpet I have a bit of a problem," she acknowledged.
    Some leaders looked amused when, in the middle of questions on climate change, they were asked by reporters about the light bulb plan.
    "I assume the light bulbs in the presidential palace are energy-saving but I don't know _ I'm not in charge of that, really," Polish President Lech Kaczynski said with a smile.
    The European Commission already has called on Europeans to turn off energy "vampire appliances" such as TVs, phone chargers and modems that drain electricity when in standby mode _ a move that would save consumers up to $110 a year _ and replace white bulbs with energy-efficient alternatives
    The second story is even more telling! I didn't quote the whole thing, but as bad and expected as it is that this nonsense is coming out of Belgium, further down you see the "heroes" these tools of Satan are trying to emulate!

    Oil-rich Venezuela is handing out energy-saving fluorescent light bulbs to every home and planning to invest oil dividends in manufacturing solar panels as an alternative energy source.
    Cuba's Fidel Castro launched a similar program two years ago, sending youth brigades into homes and switching out regular bulbs for energy-saving ones to help battle electrical blackouts around the island.
    So if it's good enough for commies like Chavez and Castro, it should be good enough for everyone else?
    Praise Jesus we have a man with some common sense in the White House! Unfortunately, with the demoncrats trying to ruin our nation from Congress, how long before they try to force this on us?

    But how is this destroying our future housewives? Because without heat-making incandescent bulbs, how are young girls supposed to start learning how to bake at an early age?
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    I started on an Easy Bake Oven, as did my mother, and our cakes are testament to the Glory of God and His design for women! (Even though my mother is still a Hell-bound papist, despite my frequent attempts to show her the Truth.) Those light bulb-heated treats have for decades been the perfect way to introduce young girls to their future, and to have this snatched away by environmentaldefects can only start our children on the road to feminazism!
    We must stop this disease before it spreads to the Godly States of America! Fortunately we have a Godly president who can still veto any attempts by those monsters in congress to force this upon us!
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  • MrsMycroftSmith
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    Forum Member
    • Mar 2007
    • 24

    #2
    Re: Environmentaldefects are destroying our future housewives!

    I fully agree with you, Sister Mary Maria! Why, I too baked my first tasty goodie by the heat of an Easy Bake bulb, and only the good Lord knows where I'd be today if I had found a baseball and a bat instead of an Easy Bake and a bible. Why, I'd probably be some washed-up crack-addicted lezbean lying in the ditch after being beaten up by my Suga Mamma for burning the "special brownies".

    Instead, however, I am a happy housewife (as if there's any other kind) and enjoy working over a hot stove for hours on end to provide my wonderful husband with whatever his heart (and his stomach!) desires.

    These politicians will realize the error of their ways when their little girls grow up and cannot even make a decent loaf of cornbread!
    "I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee." (Gen 3:16)

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    • Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.
      Scientific Advisor
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 2373

      #3
      Re: Environmentaldefects are destroying our future housewives!

      Originally posted by MrsMycroftSmith View Post
      I fully agree with you, Sister Mary Maria! Why, I too baked my first tasty goodie by the heat of an Easy Bake bulb, and only the good Lord knows where I'd be today if I had found a baseball and a bat instead of an Easy Bake and a bible. Why, I'd probably be some washed-up crack-addicted lezbean lying in the ditch after being beaten up by my Suga Mamma for burning the "special brownies".
      Let us not forget that sometimes a baseball bat can be a wonderful tool of ministry. I remember the blissful days before Brother Mike was taken from us when his baseball bat ministry led many to the Lord (some more directly to the Throne than others...). The Ways of the Lord are mysterious, and never let it be said that He can't use such mundane things as baseball bats for His Glory!

      Originally posted by MrsMycroftSmith View Post
      Instead, however, I am a happy housewife (as if there's any other kind) and enjoy working over a hot stove for hours on end to provide my wonderful husband with whatever his heart (and his stomach!) desires.
      We can only hope that your husband doesn't desire shellfish, since we wouldn't want you to be damned eternally just because his pallette doesn't coincide with Jesus'!
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      • MrsMycroftSmith
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        • Mar 2007
        • 24

        #4
        Re: Environmentaldefects are destroying our future housewives!

        Oh, baseball bats may be fine for boys, but the thought of one of my future daughters weilding one and not using it to defend herself against some uppity black man trying to rob her of her purity...? It makes me shudder.

        And believe me, doctor, you won't find anything from the sea without scales in my house. One of the few things I don't know how to bake is a Hell fire-toasted Sin Gumbo. Or any gumbo, for that matter. Anything that comes from those filthy Cajuns I refuse to look at let alone make.
        "I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee." (Gen 3:16)

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