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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78552

    #16
    Re: How To Spot a Jap

    Originally posted by jalmquist View Post
    You cant physically tell the difference between someone from China and someone from Japan if you were to strip them of thier individuality; put them in the same clothes, gave them the same haircut etc... There just isn't any difference.

    Take it this way, if someone were to be born in China, then the next day moved to Japan and lived there for the rest of their life, you wouldnt be able to spot them as not being Japanese unless specifically told.
    Sweet Jesus! I don't know when I've ever read such a racist tirade on God's favorite forum!
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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    • jalmquist
      Foul Sinner on Moderation
      • Mar 2007
      • 18

      #17
      Re: How To Spot a Jap

      Ok your call; Japanese or Chinese?...
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      • Wash O'Hanley
        Debate Moderator (and participant)
        Master Debater-- Has Never Been Defeated in a Debate
        Louder Than Reason
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 2126

        #18
        Re: How To Spot a Jap

        Originally posted by jalmquist View Post
        Ok your call; Japanese or Chinese?...
        Regardless of whether he is Chinese or Japanese I vote "Ugly".
        Last edited by Wash O'Hanley; 03-14-2007, 06:07 AM.
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        • Pastor Ezekiel
          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
           
          • Sep 2006
          • 78552

          #19
          Re: How To Spot a Jap

          Originally posted by jalmquist View Post
          Ok your call; Japanese or Chinese?...
          I vote slant.
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • Larry Lee
            Predestinated Servant of Jesus Christ by the Will of God
            True Christian™ Theologian
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 4464

            #20
            Re: How To Spot a Jap

            obviously chinkoid in origin, not that it really matters
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            • Daisy Mae Johnson
              The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
              Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
              aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 15708

              #21
              Re: How To Spot a Jap

              Originally posted by jalmquist View Post
              Ok your call; Japanese or Chinese?...
              They all look the same to me. But then again so do negras, beaners and kikes.

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              • Rev. Dr. Davidson
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                • Jan 2007
                • 1439

                #22
                Re: How To Spot a Jap

                Originally posted by jalmquist View Post
                Let me be the first to say that you guys are so creative in the way you intertwine words and really speak what your mind is thinking. I mean your debating skills are second to none; "Chinks" , "Catlycks" and the ever popular "Joos". It just amazes me, why dont you run for Congress and set all those damn "LIEberals" in the place once in for all.
                I will one day run for congress, God permitting. It's time for there to be some True Christian™ warriors there.
                "If thou buy an Hebrew servant, six years he shall serve: and in the seventh he shall go out free for nothing. . . . And if a man sell his daughter to be a maidservant, she shall not go out as the manservant's do."
                (Leviticus 21:6-7)

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                • Brother Temperance
                  Senior Usher
                  True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                  A very nice young man
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 15621

                  #23
                  Re: How To Spot a Jap

                  Originally posted by jalmquist View Post
                  Again cultures, im talking genetics. Obviously someone living in China and someone living in Japan are going to have differences but its not based on genetics; ie thier accent.
                  You cant physically tell the difference between someone from China and someone from Japan if you were to strip them of thier individuality; put them in the same clothes, gave them the same haircut etc... There just isn't any difference.
                  Did you actually bother reading that jap-spotting guide? Among the examples it gave was the way that the different styles of footwear favoured by nips and chinks shape their feet differently. How do you explain that?
                  Im thoughtless and rascist? Rascist: hatred or intolerance of another race or other races.
                  That's not how my dictionary defines it:
                  Originally posted by Dictionary.com
                  No results found for rascist.


                  Originally posted by jalmquist View Post
                  Ok your call; Japanese or Chinese?...
                  My first guess would be that someone shaved an ape as a trick question. Second guess would be chinee.
                  Originally posted by BibleThumpinBlonde View Post
                  They all look the same to me. But then again so do negras, beaners and kikes.

                  Lve, Sister Thumper
                  Kikes are the ones with the ball-gags in their mouths.
                  O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                  God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                  • Chezund Rice
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                    Forum Member
                    • Mar 2007
                    • 79

                    #24
                    Re: How To Spot a Jap

                    Interesting stuff, sure puts a different slant on those slippery slopes.

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                    • Nobar King
                      Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                      Christ's Guardian
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2007
                      • 23748

                      #25
                      Re: How To Spot a Jap

                      How To Spot a Jap in an airport:


                      (Hint: It's the one who keeps losing her breath).
                      May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                      • SayvedByTheLord
                        Sinner Who Has Found the Truth©
                        True Christian™
                        • May 2007
                        • 3151

                        #26
                        Re: How To Spot a Jap

                        What is that nonsense gibberish she is spewing ?


                        Leviticus 26:27-29

                        27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
                        28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
                        29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.

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                        • WilliamJenningsBryan
                          True Christian™
                           
                          • Jan 2007
                          • 9384

                          #27
                          Re: How To Spot a Jap

                          I'll never understand how we were lead to believe that the japs can make cars, much less stereo systems and television sets. That probably explains all the liebral whining on the cable news shows.

                          Is anyone able to translate this gibberish? I thought I heard something like "don't tase me bro".
                          Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
                          brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
                          ...and get off my lawn
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                          • Daisy Mae Johnson
                            The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
                            Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
                            aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 15708

                            #28
                            Re: How To Spot a Jap

                            Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                            How To Spot a Jap in an airport:


                            (Hint: It's the one who keeps losing her breath).
                            Awesome tantrum! Can anyone translate what she is saying?


                            She must have a demon!
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                            • Daisy Mae Johnson
                              The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
                              Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
                              aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 15708

                              #29
                              Re: How To Spot a Jap

                              Sure, you might be able to spot a Jap, but good luck trying to tell them apart! I can't even tell which is male and which is female.
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                              • Nobar King
                                Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                                Christ's Guardian
                                True Christian™
                                • Sep 2007
                                • 23748

                                #30
                                Re: How To Spot a Jap

                                It's easy to see which one is the hippie, though.
                                May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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