[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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Awesome tantrum! Can anyone translate what she is saying?


She must have a demon!

She isn't a jappo. She is screeching Mandarin Chinkignese about how she has to get home.

[Adam Nelson]

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I'll never understand how we were lead to believe that the japs can make cars, much less stereo systems and television sets. That probably explains all the liebral whining on the cable news shows.

Is anyone able to translate this gibberish? I thought I heard something like "don't tase me bro".

From my mission work in the heathen Asian lands, I was able to pick up on a bit of their primitive, pagan tongues.

This is a rough translation of the first few seconds:

"Why you no paya mo' fol what I give? I say 'housekeeping', you terr me go way! I say housekeeping, you rike fruff pirrow?! You say, no, go away! I then asay 'housekeeping you rike sucky sucky' and you open door, I charge 1 dorra and now you no pay one dorra! Ahhh, ahh, ahh!"

After that it all becomes quite inaudible and descends into tribal yelling and war cries, a phenomena brave, moral American soldiers of World War 2 also reported in their journals. This video is probably from Asian government training (for their female spies) or a scene after a frugal traveler was tempted to engage in unspeakable iniquities.

[SayvedByTheLord]

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She isn't a jappo. She is screeching Mandarin Chinkignese about how she has to get home.

Is that the kind of crap you have to listen to from your domestic ?

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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Is that the kind of crap you have to listen to from your domestic ?

Yep, exactly the same. I cannot WAIT until we go to war with China and I can have her put in a concentration camp.

[Nobar King]

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I'm sure if you fire her she'll sure you good.

[Mistress Cookie]

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I can't even tell which is male and which is female.

Why are they standing so still in Thumper's picture?

In the movie The King & I, they throw themselves all over the place and dance incessantly...not like that at all.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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I'm sure if you fire her she'll sure you good.

That's just what she sounds like. Are you Chinee too?

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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Ok your call; Japanese or Chinese?...

That's a jap. I can tell any chink sub-race by looking at them.

[Nobar King]

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Do you let your housekeeper on the computer when you're taking your bath?

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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Do you let your housekeeper on the computer when you're taking your bath?

No. If she hadn't stolen the spare set of keys to my car, the stereo would still work and the leather wouldn't smell like chop suey.

[WickedWitch]

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Yep, exactly the same. I cannot WAIT until we go to war with China and I can have her put in a concentration camp.

Or, and this is just off the top of my head, you could keep her on as a sous-chef so she can make Chinese food every now and then, and just hire Alie as your domestic-housemaid-type lady.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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Or, and this is just off the top of my head, you could keep her on as a sous-chef so she can make Chinese food every now and then, and just hire Alie as your domestic-housemaid-type lady.

She doesn't make Chinkignese food and I wouldn't dare eat it anyway. She gets leftover roadkill from her cousin who has the chop catsuey joint right on the road to Des Moines.

[WickedWitch]

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She doesn't make Chinkignese food and I wouldn't dare eat it anyway. She gets leftover roadkill from her cousin who has the chop catsuey joint right on the road to Des Moines.

Ick! Okay, well, in that case just outright fire her and hire me.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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Ick! Okay, well, in that case just outright fire her and hire me.

Then I'd have to worry about my cheese loaf. Since when can Canuckis come to America?

[WickedWitch]

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Then I'd have to worry about my cheese loaf. Since when can Canuckis come to America?

Don't be silly, I'd share it with you. And since always. I have to warn you, I'd only cook you good, nutricious food. Healthy stuff. Lean meats only and plenty of veggies.