We've got Jesus, Demoncrats have a magic negro!

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

http://www.rushlimbaugh.com/home/daily/site_031907/content/01125110.guest.html

It looks like the deal the Demoncrats have made with Satan is paying off, as it appears that Osama Barak has magic powers right now, and lieberals are admitting it! Rush may be no Wash O'Hanley, but thankfully he's brought this to our attention!
I don't know exactly what horrors Osama Barak can do with his black magic, but we can't let our guard down. It's up to every Republican, even the unSaved ones, to pray and pray HARD to God (the real God, you Hellbound "Log Cabin Republicans", not the one you would prefer to exist) to counter whatever spells and hexes Osama Barak will try to cast on President Bush and any Godly candidate who may have to replace him if this evil sorcery keeps our glorious Dubya from overturning the unfair 22nd Amendment!
It's a dark day for democracy in the Godly United States if using his Satanic powers allows Osama Barak into the Oval Office where he can destroy our nation from its highest office.
There has been much controversy over who is the Anti-Christ. Pope Bentd**k? Hitler Clinton? They don't have dark magic at their beck and call. I think it's becoming more obvious just who the Anti-Christ is. Pray hard, my friends. Pray hard.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: We've got Jesus, Demoncrats have a magic negro!

Well lets see. His daddy was a radical nigra mudslime, his momma was a white atheist nigra lover. He attended terrorist training school as a boy in Indonesia, a notorious third-world mudslime cesspool. He also attended a catlicker school for two years, where he was undoubtedly raped by mary worshiping priests and nuns repeatedly, which turned him homer. He is a card-carrying member of the demoncrat party and attends a radical nigra false Christian "church" (exposed by the excellent folks at Fox news HERE).

I'd say it's pretty clear that satan is behind his campaign.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: We've got Jesus, Demoncrats have a magic negro!

Amen, Pastor Zeke. He scared me before, but as more comes out, the worse it gets. If only legalized pie stealing and rape were the worst that would happen if he got into the White House! An unrepentant nigra in the Oval Office would be bad enough. But a magic nigra?
I'm going back to my prayer closet. The Rapture can't come soon enough!

[OnYourKnees]

Re: We've got Jesus, Demoncrats have a magic negro!

Amen, Pastor Zeke. He scared me before, but as more comes out, the worse it gets. If only legalized pie stealing and rape were the worst that would happen if he got into the White House! An unrepentant nigra in the Oval Office would be bad enough. But a magic nigra?
I'm going back to my prayer closet. The Rapture can't come soon enough!

But look what God's Own Party has so far! A Catlicker, a war-hater who adopted a false ex-Negro and parades her about like a True Christian, and worst of all, a Mormon!

Where will we get a decent candidate to claim this country for Jesus?!

Edit: Good God, take a gander at THIS! It's that Osama bin Barack's fake church's "Black Value System"! It looks more like the the Negro Manifesto to me . . . they even hate the middle class!! (I think they're ANARCHISTS! Or Black Supremacists. One or the other.)

The Black Value System
These Black Ethics must be taught and exampled in homes, churches, nurseries and schools, wherever Blacks are gathered. They must reflect the following concepts:

Commitment of God

“The God of our weary years” will give us the strength to give up prayerful passivism and become Black Christian Activist, soldiers for Black freedom and the dignity of all humankind.

Commitment to the Black Community

The highest level of achievement for any Black person must be a contribution of substance to the strength and continuity of the Black of the Black Community.

Commitment to the Black Family

The Black family circle must generate strength, stability, and love despite the uncertainty of externals, because these characteristics are required if the developing person is to withstand warping by our racist competitive society.

Those Blacks who are blessed with membership in a strong family unit must reach out and expand that blessing to the less fortunate, especially to the children.

Dedication to the Pursuit of Education

We must forswear anti-intellectualism. Continued survival demands that each Black Person be developed to the utmost of his/her mental potential despite the inadequacies of the formal education process. “Real education” fosters understanding of ourselves as well as every aspect of our environment. Also it develops within us the ability to fashion concepts and tools for better utilization of our resources, and more effective solutions to our problems. Since the majority of Blacks have been denied such learning, Black Education must include elements that provide high school graduates with marketable skills, a trade or qualifications for apprenticeships, or proper preparation for college.

Basic education for all Blacks should include Mathematics, Science, Logic, General Semantics, Participative Politics, Economics and Finance, and the Care and Nurture of Black minds.

To the extent that we individually reach for, even strain for excellence, we increase, geometrically, the value and resourcefulness of the Black Community. We must recognize the relativity of one’s best: this year’s best can be bettered next year. Such is the language of growth and development. We must seek to excel in every endeavor.

Adherence to the Black Work Ethic

“It is becoming harder to find qualified people to work in Chicago” Whether this is true or not, it represents one of the many reasons given by businesses and industries for deserting the Chicago area. We must realize that a location with good facilities, adequate transportation and reputation for producing skilled workers will attract industry. We are
in competition with other cities, states, and nations for jobs. High productivity must be a goal of the Black workforce.

Commitment to Self-Discipline and Self-Respect

To accomplish anything worthwhile requires self-discipline. We must be a community of self-disciplined persons, if we are to actualize and utilize our own human resources instead of perpetually submitting to exploitation by others. Self discipline coupled with a respect for self, will enable each of us to be an instrument of Black Progress, and a model
for Black Youth.

Disavowal of the Pursuit of “Middleclassness”

Classic methodology on control of captives teaches that captors must keep the captive ignorant educationally, but trained sufficiently well to serve the system. Also, the captors must be able to identify the “talented tenth” of those subjugated, especially those who show promise of providing the kind of leadership that might threaten the captor’s control.

Those so identified are separated from the rest of the people by:

Killing them off directly, and/or fostering a social system that encourages them to kill off one another.

Placing them in concentration camps, and/or structuring an economic environment that induces captive youth to fill the jails and prisons.

Seducing them into a socioeconomic class system which while training them to earn more dollars, hypnotizes them into believing they are better than others and teaches them to think in terms of “we” and “they” instead of “us”.

So, while it is permissible to chase “middle-incomeness” with all our might, we must avoid the third separation method-the psychological entrapment of Black “middleclassness”: If we avoid the snare, we will also diminish our “voluntary” contributions to methods A and B. And more importantly, Black people no longer will be deprived of their birthright, the leadership, resourcefulness, and example of their own talented persons.

Pledge to Make the Fruits of All Developing and Acquired Skills Available to the Black Community

Pledge to Allocate Regularly, a Portion of Personal Resources for Strengthening and Supporting Black Institutions.

Pledge Allegiance to all Black Leadership Who Espouse and Embrace The Black Value System.

Personal Commitment to Embracement of the Black Value System - to Measure the Worth and Validity of All Activity in Terms of Positive Contributions to the General Welfare of the Black Community and the Advancement of Black People towards Freedom.

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Re: We've got Jesus, Demoncrats have a magic negro!

When I first saw the title, I began wondering just what a "Magic Negro" could be. Have they suddenly learned how to bake pies instead of stealing them? Where can I buy one (a "Magic Negro" that is, not a pie). Was this going to be a return to the fond days of the Minstrel shows? Are there going to be "Magic Jews", "Magic Chinese", "Magic Japs"? Are we all supposed to turn black under his proposed administration? Can Freehold succeed from the Union to avoid this tyranny?

Maybe Borat Obama is "Magic" after all; he did get Hitlery Clitnon to talk jive in Selma, Alabama a few weeks ago:

http://www.ifilm.com/profile/breitbart/video/2829104

Then there are these talk show hosts that tried to trademark "Obamanation" and got a porn laced e-mail back from the government (WARNING: Foul unChristian things in these links):

http://www.wnd.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=54749

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: We've got Jesus, Demoncrats have a magic negro!

I've been praying over this, and of course Osama Barak got his dark powers from Satan, but did the devil teach him how to use them, or did he study that witch's handbook series, Harry Potter? We've tried again and again to warn the public just how evil Juicy Kideater Rowling's books were, but nobody listened. And now this.
If America doesn't wake up soon, it's going to be too late for most. There is only one way out, and His name is Jesus.

TURN TO JESUS, AMERICA! IT'S NOT TOO LATE YET!

[Wash O'Hanley]

Re: We've got Jesus, Demoncrats have a magic negro!

Magical negro? I did notice he was a little shiny...

[Brother Temperance]

Re: We've got Jesus, Demoncrats have a magic negro!

But look what God's Own Party has so far! A Catlicker, a war-hater who adopted a false ex-Negro and parades her about like a True Christian, and worst of all, a Mormon!

Where will we get a decent candidate to claim this country for Jesus?!

Edit: Good God, take a gander at THIS! It's that Osama bin Barack's fake church's "Black Value System"! It looks more like the the Negro Manifesto to me . . . they even hate the middle class!! (I think they're ANARCHISTS! Or Black Supremacists. One or the other.)

I think they're trying to say that everybody is equal, but some magic negroes are more equal than decent hard-working White Christians. Still, I suppose it's just more evidence of why God hates the Demonrats almost as much as they hate the Baby Jesus:
Leviticus 19:26 Ye shall not eat any thing with the blood (is He talking to the Catholics there? - BT): neither shall ye use enchantment, nor observe times.
Leviticus 19:31 Regard not them that have familiar spirits, neither seek after wizards, to be defiled by them: I am the LORD your God.

Deuteronomy 18:9 When thou art come into the land which the LORD thy God giveth thee, thou shalt not learn to do after the abominations of those nations.
10 There shall not be found among you any one that maketh his son or his daughter to pass through the fire, or that useth divination, or an observer of times, or an enchanter, or a witch.
11 Or a charmer, or a consulter with familiar spirits, or a wizard, or a necromancer.
12 For all that do these things are an abomination unto the LORD: and because of these abominations the LORD thy God doth drive them out from before thee.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: We've got Jesus, Demoncrats have a magic negro!

I wish JESUS would perform HIS magic and make all negros disappear.

GLORY!

With Lve and compassion, Sister Thumper

[Deaner]

Re: We've got Jesus, Demoncrats have a magic negro!

Given the negro's inate knowledge of voodoo and witchcraft, there's no doubt in my mind that Mr. BRACKKK! has been throwing 'dem bones and "spellin' mojo" on the weak minded. Fortunately, magic is no match for Christ; and at the time that He has chosen this darkie will be swimming in the lake of fire. Praise Jesus.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: We've got Jesus, Demoncrats have a magic negro!

Given the negro's inate knowledge of voodoo and witchcraft, there's no doubt in my mind that Mr. BRACKKK! has been throwing 'dem bones and "spellin' mojo" on the weak minded. Fortunately, magic is no match for Christ; and at the time that He has chosen this darkie will be swimming in the lake of fire. Praise Jesus.

How right you are Brother Deaner! Apparently Senior Osama Hussein Barrack has already managed to give the evil eye to John Edward's wife. Can the untimely death of Dick Cheney be far off?

[Kindagodly]

Re: We've got Jesus, Demoncrats have a magic negro!

Personally, I find Barack to be a mortal, he would not be a bad president.

[OnYourKnees]

Re: We've got Jesus, Demoncrats have a magic negro!

Personally, I find Barack to be a mortal, he would not be a bad president.

I think we all agree that he's a mortal.

Witches are still mortals.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: We've got Jesus, Demoncrats have a magic negro!

Personally, I find Barack to be a mortal, he would not be a bad president.

Why do you hate God and America so much?

[Brother Temperance]

Re: We've got Jesus, Demoncrats have a magic negro!

Personally, I find Barack to be a mortal, he would not be a bad president.

Do you mean that as in "he wouldn't be a bad president, he would be an awful president"?