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    Godly White Republican Politician...?

    Do any other fellow True Christians(tm) here have any thoughts on the American Stephen Colbert? Although he appears to be a cathylick (), his politics seem to align closely with God's / King George's.

    Originally posted by Stephen Colbert
    “Now we all know that Fidel Castro dressed up like Marilyn Monroe and gave JFK a case of syphilis so bad it eventually blew out the back of his head.”

    “I can't prove it, but I can say it.” (Praise!)

    "The safest way to avoid throwing the baby out with the bathwater is to not change the bathwater."

    "There's nothing wrong with being gay. I have plenty of friends that are going to hell." (Although I disapprove of being friends with homers, at least he has the sense to realize that they are damned to Hell forever).

    "The problem with evidence is that it doesn't always agree with your facts."

    My political feelings are all in a twist -- perhaps some True Christians(tm) can help me sort them out? Is he a homer-loving hippy or a pre-reformed cathylick who just needs to hear the Word of God(tm) and be told about the burning sulfur in Hell(c) before he reforms?
    Trump 2020: "For Real This Time"
    Tags: rino, stephen colbert
  • #2
    He's just a pope licking swine who was unfortunately born with some sense of humor.
    Soon in Christ

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    • #3
      Originally posted by JonFish85 View Post
      Do any other fellow True Christians(tm) here have any thoughts on the American Stephen Colbert? Although he appears to be a cathylick (), his politics seem to align closely with God's / King George's.

      My political feelings are all in a twist -- perhaps some True Christians(tm) can help me sort them out? Is he a homer-loving hippy or a pre-reformed cathylick who just needs to hear the Word of God(tm) and be told about the burning sulfur in Hell(c) before he reforms?
      I am not aquainted with this Colbert person. Is he a True Christian? Is he a member of your congregation? Why are you bringing him up here? His name sounds like a eurotrash hoolligan.
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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      • #4
        Re: Godly White Republican Politician...?

        When is Sean Hannity going to run?

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