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  • Larry Lee
    Predestinated Servant of Jesus Christ by the Will of God
    True Christian™ Theologian
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 4464

    #1

    Don't let Obama KILL Trig, my retarded baby, pleads Sarah Palin

    Brothers and Sistern, our Godly Sister Sarah Palin has revealed on her Facebook page that President Barack Obama (a colored person) wants to KILL Trig Palin, Sarah's retarded baby, who she DID NOT abort.

    Apparently, according to Sarah, Obama is acting in accord with his Muslim upbringing and faith and has signed an intifada (انتفاضة) against retards and intends to begin his killing fields by "mulching" Trig first!

    This is so terrible, and yet how typical of the way Democrats behave, when faced with a burdensome retarded baby, explains Sarah, who is beside herself with fear that, at any moment, Democratic goons will appear at her door to whisk Trig away from her loving, maternal Alaskan arms and begin the processing of Trig, as if he were just a little retarded Thanksgiving turkey. Which will FORCE Sarah to think quickly and (quite understandably) offer the Democrats Willoe's innocence, to abate their un-Christian lust, Sarah says (in not quite so many words, God Bless Her).

    IF ONLY THE DEMONCRATS HADN'T APPLIED THEIR PHOTOSHOP SORCORERY TO TRIG'S PHOTOGRAPH, Sarah cries. That's when this trouble began. "It's unconsiousable to drag children into politics!"

    But now Sarah has no choice but to broadcast her story everywhere: That Trig's retarded life is in jeopardy of being Obamasized, due to Democratic policy initiatives that have yet to be enacted into law, but will be. That's how very much Sarah loves our Boys In Uniform®!

    http://www.facebook.com/note.php?note_id=113851103434
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  • Levi Jones
    Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
    Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
    Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
     
    • Jul 2009
    • 13930

    #2
    Re: Don't let Obama KILL Trig, my retarded baby, pleads Sarah Pal

    I believe Sister Sarah also voiced her concern over her parents being brought before Obamanation's Death Panel to decide whether they should be made into soylent green in the new FEMA camps being set up.

    Frightening times we are living in, Brothers and Sisters.
    Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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    • SayvedByTheLord
      Sinner Who Has Found the Truth©
      True Christian™
      • May 2007
      • 3151

      #3
      Re: Don't let Obama KILL Trig, my retarded baby, pleads Sarah Pal

      Despite the fact that Sarah is a quitter, that is no excuse to mulch that poor creature she brought into the world. When will the mudslimes just go away ?


      Leviticus 26:27-29

      27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
      28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
      29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.

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      • Wash O'Hanley
        Debate Moderator (and participant)
        Master Debater-- Has Never Been Defeated in a Debate
        Louder Than Reason
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 2126

        #4
        Re: Don't let Obama KILL Trig, my retarded baby, pleads Sarah Pal

        It's no secret that socialized medicine will lead to bureaucratic death-juries that will decide whether a person in need of care should get it or not. As a small government Conservative like Sarah Palin this idea enrages me to no end. These death-juries should be privately-owned by big businesses. I would much rather have an M.B.A.-holding corporate hack deciding whether or not I should live or die rather than some government lacky that should be in a cave in some Washington office. Let the free market decide whether someone should live or die-- that's what I believe.
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        • Buford T Scoggins
          Founder, Operation Rescue, Now in Heaven with Jesus
          True Christian™
          • Aug 2007
          • 911

          #5
          Re: Don't let Obama KILL Trig, my retarded baby, pleads Sarah Pal

          Calling all Iraqi war veterans...now is the time to make your voice heard. Snail mail, email, fax, and/or call your congressman today. Tell him in no uncertain terms:

          I WANT TO GUVMINT TO KEEP ITS THIEVING COTTON-PICKIN' HANDS OFF OF MY VA HEALTH CARE!

          Next thing you know, the Obama guvmint is gonna take over social security and medicare.

          Makes me sick to think about it.

          yours in Christ,
          Brother Buford
          yours in Christ,
          Brother Buford

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          - Rush Limbaugh

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          • HTannor
            America's Most Fair and Balanced Judge
            True Christian™
            • Jun 2009
            • 2612

            #6
            Re: Don't let Obama KILL Trig, my retarded baby, pleads Sarah Pal

            Sarah should call in to Rush Limbaugh and let this outrage become more well known to the general public.

            She can point out how much more valuable Trig is as a foot stool than being sent to the Alpo factory.
            The Honorable HTannor (Pro NRA, Anti-Homer Marriage), Judge, Freehold Supreme Court

            "Credo elvem etiam vivere"

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            • JennyD
              Honorary True Christian™
              Sweet Placid Sister
              Forum Member
              • Dec 2007
              • 9567

              #7
              Re: Don't let Obama KILL Trig, my retarded baby, pleads Sarah Pal

              It's not Obamacare. It's OBAMACIDE!
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              • Rick 'Magma' Bocchino
                True Christian™
                True Christian™
                • Apr 2009
                • 26

                #8
                Re: Don't let Obama KILL Trig, my retarded baby, pleads Sarah Pal

                Putting our elderly and mentally handicapped before a death panel to decide their fate is barbaric and un-American! I stand with Sarah Palin when I say that I would much rather see these people shot at from helicopters!
                My story is like that of most, if not all Born Again Christians: I was lost, I did some drugs, I had sex with a lot of women, then I had sex with a lot of men, then I did it with some children, then I did it with some animals, then I went back to women for a little bit but also did it with animals on the side, then I did it with men and some children, then I got a bunch of irreversible STDs and can no longer get an erection so I decided to give my life to Christ since I can't bone women or men or children or animals anymore. Read my testimony here: http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=21140

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                • TC Patriot
                  AMERICA - LOVE IT OR LEAVE IT!!!
                  True Christian™
                  • Oct 2008
                  • 1060

                  #9
                  Re: Don't let Obama KILL Trig, my retarded baby, pleads Sarah Pal

                  Kinda reminds you of Nazi Germany. Obama and his jack-booted health care. death squad thugs what to rip Trigg out of Sister Sarah's arms and toss him in the air only to land on their bayonets.


                  Jesus loves Dick



                  Cheney/Palin 2012

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                  • Oakland "Reb" Griner
                    True Christian™
                    True Christian™
                    • Jun 2009
                    • 2241

                    #10
                    Re: Don't let Obama KILL Trig, my retarded baby, pleads Sarah Pal

                    I am of two minds concerning this.

                    I surely want to see Obama thwarted at every turn,


                    however,

                    I have the greatest difficulty imaging how God could have ever breathed a living soul from His mighty Nostrils into that defective infant abomination, Trig.



                    I must pray on this.
                    Jud 1:15 To execute judgment upon all, and to convince all that are unGodly among them of all their unGodly deeds which they have unGodly committed, and of all their hard [speeches] which unGodly sinners have spoken against him.

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                    • Christiansoldier
                      Forum Member
                      • Aug 2009
                      • 189

                      #11
                      Re: Don't let Obama KILL Trig, my retarded baby, pleads Sarah Pal

                      Personally, I called them the Obamastappo.

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                      • JennyD
                        Honorary True Christian™
                        Sweet Placid Sister
                        Forum Member
                        • Dec 2007
                        • 9567

                        #12
                        Re: Don't let Obama KILL Trig, my retarded baby, pleads Sarah Pal

                        Originally posted by Metatron13 View Post
                        I have the greatest difficulty imaging how God could have ever breathed a living soul from His mighty Nostrils into that defective infant abomination, Trig.
                        I have prayed long and hard on this myself, Mr. Metatron.

                        It has occurred to me that perhaps, once in a while, God sneezes. That would explain why "people" like Trig and Michael Moore have snot for brains!
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