Brothers and Sistern, our Godly Sister Sarah Palin has revealed on her Facebook page that President Barack Obama (a colored person) wants to KILL Trig Palin, Sarah's retarded baby, who she DID NOT abort.
Apparently, according to Sarah, Obama is acting in accord with his Muslim upbringing and faith and has signed an intifada (انتفاضة) against retards and intends to begin his killing fields by "mulching" Trig first!
This is so terrible, and yet how typical of the way Democrats behave, when faced with a burdensome retarded baby, explains Sarah, who is beside herself with fear that, at any moment, Democratic goons will appear at her door to whisk Trig away from her loving, maternal Alaskan arms and begin the processing of Trig, as if he were just a little retarded Thanksgiving turkey. Which will FORCE Sarah to think quickly and (quite understandably) offer the Democrats Willoe's innocence, to abate their un-Christian lust, Sarah says (in not quite so many words, God Bless Her).
IF ONLY THE DEMONCRATS HADN'T APPLIED THEIR PHOTOSHOP SORCORERY TO TRIG'S PHOTOGRAPH, Sarah cries. That's when this trouble began. "It's unconsiousable to drag children into politics!"
But now Sarah has no choice but to broadcast her story everywhere: That Trig's retarded life is in jeopardy of being Obamasized, due to Democratic policy initiatives that have yet to be enacted into law, but will be. That's how very much Sarah loves our Boys In Uniform®!
http://www.facebook.com/note.php?note_id=113851103434
Apparently, according to Sarah, Obama is acting in accord with his Muslim upbringing and faith and has signed an intifada (انتفاضة) against retards and intends to begin his killing fields by "mulching" Trig first!
This is so terrible, and yet how typical of the way Democrats behave, when faced with a burdensome retarded baby, explains Sarah, who is beside herself with fear that, at any moment, Democratic goons will appear at her door to whisk Trig away from her loving, maternal Alaskan arms and begin the processing of Trig, as if he were just a little retarded Thanksgiving turkey. Which will FORCE Sarah to think quickly and (quite understandably) offer the Democrats Willoe's innocence, to abate their un-Christian lust, Sarah says (in not quite so many words, God Bless Her).
IF ONLY THE DEMONCRATS HADN'T APPLIED THEIR PHOTOSHOP SORCORERY TO TRIG'S PHOTOGRAPH, Sarah cries. That's when this trouble began. "It's unconsiousable to drag children into politics!"
But now Sarah has no choice but to broadcast her story everywhere: That Trig's retarded life is in jeopardy of being Obamasized, due to Democratic policy initiatives that have yet to be enacted into law, but will be. That's how very much Sarah loves our Boys In Uniform®!
http://www.facebook.com/note.php?note_id=113851103434


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