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You might be a Muslim (Terrorist) if....
Over my late-night reheated mexican leftovers and warm soda pop I spent some time reading the Internets (I like to keep up on the news, you know). I ran across these and I figured that you guys could use a good laugh courtesy of the Mannnly man
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1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer.
2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes
3. You have more wives than teeth.
4. You wipe your rear end with your bare hand, but consider bacon "unclean."
5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.
6.You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against.
7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.
8. You bathe at least monthly whether necessary or not.
9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own a few at least.
10. You've always had a crush on your neighbor's goat.
11. Your mistress has a hump on her back and spits
Feel free to add your own, let's make this a thread for the ages! Goodness knows that I need something to make my boring late-night TV dinners interesting, until the Lord brings me my woman for to serve all my needs.
! 1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer.
2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes
3. You have more wives than teeth.
4. You wipe your rear end with your bare hand, but consider bacon "unclean."
5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.
6.You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against.
7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.
8. You bathe at least monthly whether necessary or not.
9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own a few at least.
10. You've always had a crush on your neighbor's goat.
11. Your mistress has a hump on her back and spits
Feel free to add your own, let's make this a thread for the ages! Goodness knows that I need something to make my boring late-night TV dinners interesting, until the Lord brings me my woman for to serve all my needs.
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