Turds to invade Kruds

[Warrior in Christ]

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Mudslime warfare! Always a beautiful thing in my eyes. Hopefully there will be many dead on both sides of this small-scale conflict. Let's keep our fingers crossed Brothers and Sisters!

The real problem comes in with our temporary treaties with both of these factions, will we support one side over another or send in Special Forces guys to just mop up after they're done? My kind of Diplomacy!


God Bless,

Warrior in Christ

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: Turds to invade Kruds

~~Swoon~~~

I don't know what it is, but every time I read one of your manly posts my knees get a little weak.

Keep up the good work Brother!

Lve, Sister Thumper

[Warrior in Christ]

Re: Turds to invade Kruds

~~Swoon~~~

I don't know what it is, but every time I read one of your manly posts my knees get a little weak.

Keep up the good work Brother!

Lve, Sister Thumper

Thank you Sister. This is a little bit off-topic but you'll notice that I put up a thread in the singles forum, I'm still waiting for God to send me the right woman. If you're interested, you should check out what I have to say.

God Bless,

Warrior in Christ

[Father Maurice Lester]

Re: Turds to invade Kruds

Thank you Sister. This is a little bit off-topic but you'll notice that I put up a thread in the singles forum, I'm still waiting for God to send me the right woman. If you're interested, you should check out what I have to say.

God Bless,

Warrior in Christ

You are new here right?

First of all, Sister Humper and Pastor Geek have been an item for a while now so unless you guys go reverse Mormon there is going to be a problem.

Secondly, looking for a bride at Landover should come with a weight and feed attitude as most of their women are exceptionally circumferentially challenged...nudge nudge, wink wink, know what I mean eh!

Thirdly, their dowries generally consist wheelbarrows and winches to help provide transportation and a means of getting in and out of it.

On the plus side there is little to worry about regarding dental insurance as few of them have more than three or four teeth.

I think Dr Laurie might still be single...you might want to start there and then look over at the Chicago Livestock board before deciding which outfit has more to offer you.



Bless you, my future father to the super-sized,
Father Mo

[Warrior in Christ]

Re: Turds to invade Kruds

You are new here right?

First of all, Sister Humper and Pastor Geek have been an item for a while now so unless you guys go reverse Mormon there is going to be a problem.

Secondly, looking for a bride at Landover should come with a weight and feed attitude as most of their women are exceptionally circumferentially challenged...nudge nudge, wink wink, know what I mean eh!

Thirdly, their dowries generally consist wheelbarrows and winches to help provide transportation and a means of getting in and out of it.

On the plus side there is little to worry about regarding dental insurance as few of them have more than three or four teeth.

I think Dr Laurie might still be single...you might want to start there and then look over at the Chicago Livestock board before deciding which outfit has more to offer you.



Bless you, my future father to the super-sized,
Father Mo

It's understandable that you speak of women with an air of authority in your writing, but who are you to criticize True Christian(TM) women? You, a catylicker, a follower of Mary and obviously a pedophile?

I was also unaware of Sister THUMPER having any relations, so I'm sure that information would have come out into the open and I would obviously concede to any previous engagements. Unlike the catylickers who seem to engage in all kinds of sin.

God Bless,

Warrior in Christ