Liberal Healthcare's True Goal

[Jared H. Price]

I'm sure the brave, smart folks here at LB have already seen through the satanic machinations driving the leftist, liberal, one-world-government, anti-christ healthcare plan, but I thought I'd make sure.

What do those unfortunate souls do who cannot afford insurance? They turn to God, that's what. Nothing inspires prayer, church attendance, and tithing, like some debilitating disease that threatens to bankrupt your family, turn you into a burden, and slowly, painfully, send your soul into the next life, Amen.

Sickness and disease among the poor is part of God's gracious plan to turn them from the clutches of the devil and into the loving arms of their savior by reminding them of his pain and suffering.

If they had insurance, would they turn to God? No. They would turn to that force which is the devil's most subtle tool- science. That's right. Instead of the prayer and humility which will strengthen their faith and heal their souls, they'll reach out for medicine and Godless men of science to heal their bodies and kill...do you hear me, KILL their Faith.

Good Conservatives who have insurance do not have to worry about the devil's tricks. The blessings provided by the Lord to financially sound Republicans provide not only insurance for their body, but insurance for their soul. You see, good Republicans know that all of their benefits come from God. They are able to see through Satan's veil and realize that the doctors and surgeons they visit are really just tools God is using to heal them.

But our poor communities, dependent upon heathen filled public schools do not have the advantage of this spiritual armor. And now, the liberal's anti-christ agenda wants to take away any motivation for them to seek God.

[Levi Jones]

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Nice speech, friend, but why do you have banned 1 as your avatar? Most people don't choose that one voluntarily.

[Jared H. Price]

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It was an apparent plot by the devil to prevent me from communicating with my Godly brethren. I had to contact an administrator since I was banned before I ever offered a single post. We changed my screen name and it seems we have circumvented the devil's plot for now, but unfotunately he is still has me painted with the brush of the Godless.

I just use it to remind me of the humility I should keep knowing I don't deserve to be in the presence of so many righteous servants of God as here at Landover Baptist.

[HelpMePrayBetter]

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That Devil, he's a wily one... but soon enough, brothers. The end will come on angelic wings, in righteous hands, and on the points of fiery swords for his deceptions, Amen.

[Jared H. Price]

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That Devil, he's a wily one... but soon enough, brothers. The end will come on angelic wings, in righteous hands, and on the points of fiery swords for his deceptions, Amen.

But warriors for Christ will always overcome. Hallelujah. And the Devil with his heathen armies will know how many angels can dance on the point of a bullet. Praise God!

GOD:
Bruising heads since the beginning. Gen 3:15

[Buford T Scoggins]

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In the last presidential election, I actually voted for a third party candidate, Joad Cressbeckler because I really liked his healthcare plan (a bottle of whiskey, a needle and thread).


Joad Cressbeckler,
presidential candidate 2008

Yeah, I know, I should have voted Republican. My one vote probably would've changed the election result and that uppity negro Osambo wouldn't have gotten into office. I'm forever shamed for that. But I really thought that Cressbeckler had a chance, and that Republican-in-name-only McCain was gonna sell us out. For example, McCain once said that America shouldn't torture Muslim prisoners - exactly what you'd expect one of them bleeding heart liberals to say! I, like the rest of you, watch 24, and it's obvious that if liberal leftists had their way, Agent Jack Bauer wouldn't be able to save the USA every week from Mudslime terrorists with their ticking time bombs. Of course, I know that many of you were thinking that God would send McCain straight to Hell after the election, clearing the way for Sarah Palin to become president - we all know that the Lord works in mysterious ways.

Anyway, I'm hoping that Joad Cressbeckler will run again in 2012, maybe as the Constitution Party candidate. Then we'll finally get the healthcare plan we deserve! In the meantime, I'm stocking up on whiskey, needles and thread while these things are still cheap - I ought to make a killing when this becomes our national healthcare policy.

yours in Christ,
Brother Buford

[HTannor]

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Cressbeckler/Limbaugh 2012

[TC Patriot]

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Jared, your comments on Obama care are spot on. Very Christian and very Godly and very Republican.

[H. Montague Worthington]

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If the Godless LIEberals in Washington are allowed to destroy The Greatest Health Care System in the World™, tell me-- what's next?

You can bet that if the Liberals succeed in putting America's Godly Insurance Conglomerates out of business, they will have NO QUALMS about seeking out International Black Market Human Organ Transplant Entrepreneurs. After that, the resurgent labor unions will come after our guns and our Bibles.

In a Godless Liberal America with affordable health care, organized labor, no guns and no Bibles, mayhem would be unleashed. Life would not be worth living in an America under brown-skinned, pie-thieving, white woman-raping, basketball-dribbling, sass-talking Rabble Rule.

[Marshall]

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I think it's all an effort to kill off old people, rich people, white people and Southerners.

Government offers insurance cheap so employers drop the un needed expense, they get fined but the fine is cheaper than keeping the employees insured so they don't mind the pittance of a fine. The doctors then get overloaded and their pay gets cut so they are in a bad mood and give inferior care to whites because if they do it to minorities they will be fired for racism which will be a felony soon enough. Rich people are taxed to pay for it all until they are reduced to the squalor of the middle class and then that new middle class is forced to cover the difference with a tax hike across the board for everyone except the poorest people which are covered tax free.
The rich are meanwhile having strokes and heart attacks as they watch filthy hobos and crackheads and welfare addicts get treated ahead of them in some dingy ER that resembles Russia during the Cold War. These people start leaving the country to get operations in Mexico and France where they die from poor sanitary conditions and the government taxes their heirs into poverty. Insurance cards will soon carry party affiliation on them to distinguish who gets what in terms of care with the best going to those with a (D).
The South naturally gets the short end of the stick and receives less funding because all old people with any sense retire in the South where Jesus Christ Himself would buy a condo in Boca if He had a choice(and He does). Old people are placed on the long list behind youngsters because young people will be paying taxes longer and are therefore more important to the Liberals oligarchy running the new USSA. As a result, old people soon become endangered and Florida becomes the planets second largest mass grave(Africa being the first) filled to the treetops with decaying elderly and geriatric rotting corpses. Old people hold a lot of assets so part of this plan is to start by taxing them into a grave and the survivors are denied services until they to succumb to deaths sweet embrace. Heaven will be brimming with codgers and geezers.
Minorities are naturally looked upon as preferred customers and are treated like gold while whites are mistreated and misdiagnosed by minority doctors who were pushed through medical school under a terrifying mix of Affirmative Action and an upcoming adult version of No Child Left Behind. These undereducated physicians will most assuredly prefer their own kind and prescriptions will be written in ebonics which is only taught in government funded reeducation centers run by ACORN. Soon hundreds of historically white hospitals will be closed and new state of the art colored hospitals will be built in the ghettos and urban cess pits which will have the effect of reversing property values thus increasing the economic downturn only instead of affecting everyone it will only affect whites and those who are decent enough to have lived in formerly nice neighborhoods.
"Dollas" will replace the Dollar and case quarters will replace coins. Bartering and trades are accepted as payment and every hospital will have a stable to house the goats, chickens, pigs, jazz and rap CDs, trumpet music, white babies, hair extensions, long undershirts, spinning rims, giant belt buckles, sombreros, gold teeth, and car parts that are used in some communities where cash is non existent. Whites will be able to use ammunition as currency in underground black markets where food and supplies will be rationed and only those with lots of guns and ammo will survive. Rush and Beck have it all figured out if you would take the time to listen.
Friends, this is only the tip of this iceberg. I could go on for hours.