Praise Jesus for this 100% unbiased look at the political rising star of Sarah Palin, the "Killa From Wasilla"(tm):
Allow me to highlite a few parts for you, to whet your appetite for some more of this Godly Republican Op-Ed!
EXACTLY! I'm sick of the out-of-touch liberals calling her a "loose cannon", "unpredictable", "unstable" and such. This is true leadership being displayed in a time where politicians are being far too logical and "mainstream". This is the sort of leadership that America needs! Enough already with the predictable politicians in DC; what we need is someone who might order a Coca Cola for lunch or might drink a slushie! That's what it will take to defeat the terrorists once and for all. Imagine their surprise when, instead of making a speech for the "State of the Union", she turns it into an Amway kitchen utensil show! I can see it now, and I like what I see.
Exactly! Courage to do what no one else will do. Imagine, someone with the courage to straight-up quit their job when people are mean to them! All that hogwash about "sticking it out" and "working through adversity" is for losers and minorities. Rich white folks play by different rules: when the going gets tough, sit back and get a beer.
Exactly. This is what the die-hard liberals don't see. Because she quit her job, she will have a spotless record! No more pesky voters looking into her leadership history, no more failures (doubtless caused by reporters). In fact, I suggest that she go a step further and divorce her lame-duck husband and the four or five clingy children: they are liabilities and without them, she can truly represent America. This is a time when she needs to ensure that her record and history are completely 100% spotless, and the best way to do that is to hide in a closet until Nov. 3rd 2012.
Praise Jesus, Palin 2012. That's right, she doesn't even NEED a Vice President.
Allow me to highlite a few parts for you, to whet your appetite for some more of this Godly Republican Op-Ed!
What is the real story here is that given a set of singularly difficult circumstances, Governor Palin made a counter-intuitive and gutsy decision that has already proven right for all parties involved. We call that brilliance. We call that effective leadership.
That was not how Palin measured her decision. She was willing to look outside the box for a possibility, and when she found an idea that worked for everyone she grabbed it. Quickly. And she never looked back. Why Dan Rather might call that "...courage..."
It is obvious that Palin knew what she was doing all along. Who knows what she will do in 2012. It doesn't matter at the moment. What matters is that her decision to resign as Governor of Alaska will put her in a far superior position for whatever she does or does not pursue.
Praise Jesus, Palin 2012. That's right, she doesn't even NEED a Vice President.
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