Re: Man facing jail for being naked in the kitchen! Praise God!
Well, I certainly feel safer knowing that this sick pervert will be locked up. Making coffee in the nude when you think there's no one around - I see absolutely no difference between that and having gay sex with underaged animals.
I wouldn't be surprised if this sicko also takes a bath in the nude. Family-values Christians only bathe fully clothed, of course. Not only does this preserve decency, but it also saves having to do laundry.
Which reminds me...I was in Wal-Mart the other day, and I saw this clothes iron for sale, and on the box I noticed it said "Warning: Remove clothes before ironing." I was astounded! Are they suggesting that we should iron our clothes in the nude? I wouldn't be surprised, since it was "Made in China," and we know them gooks are sex perverts - look at how fast they multiply, like cockroaches.
yours in Christ,
Brother Buford
Well, I certainly feel safer knowing that this sick pervert will be locked up. Making coffee in the nude when you think there's no one around - I see absolutely no difference between that and having gay sex with underaged animals.
I wouldn't be surprised if this sicko also takes a bath in the nude. Family-values Christians only bathe fully clothed, of course. Not only does this preserve decency, but it also saves having to do laundry.
Which reminds me...I was in Wal-Mart the other day, and I saw this clothes iron for sale, and on the box I noticed it said "Warning: Remove clothes before ironing." I was astounded! Are they suggesting that we should iron our clothes in the nude? I wouldn't be surprised, since it was "Made in China," and we know them gooks are sex perverts - look at how fast they multiply, like cockroaches.
yours in Christ,
Brother Buford
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