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  • Larry Lee
    Predestinated Servant of Jesus Christ by the Will of God
    True Christian™ Theologian
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 4464

    #16
    Re: Obama opens the gates to gays,

    Originally posted by Aleister View Post
    As I understood the news article, they will have free and unencumbered access to all parts of the United States including, but not limited to, areas thought by many to be particularly attractive to homosexual people.
    I hadn't realized this. I'm very disturbed by the thought of an impending homersexual invasion of Godly heterosexual places like Iowa, Oklahoma and Fresno -- places where no homersexual foot has heretofore touched the ground.
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    • Buford T Scoggins
      Founder, Operation Rescue, Now in Heaven with Jesus
      True Christian™
      • Aug 2007
      • 911

      #17
      Re: Obama opens the gates to gays,

      Originally posted by Larry Lee View Post
      I hadn't realized this. I'm very disturbed by the thought of an impending homersexual invasion of Godly heterosexual places like Iowa, Oklahoma and Fresno -- places where no homersexual foot has heretofore touched the ground.
      Don't they got some kind of blood test to check for homoism? I think it's time to make this kind of testing mandatory.

      yours in Christ,
      Brother Buford
      yours in Christ,
      Brother Buford

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      • Brother Enoch
        The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
        True Christian™
        • Jun 2008
        • 4392

        #18
        Re: Obama opens the gates to gays,

        Originally posted by Buford T Scoggins View Post
        Don't they got some kind of blood test to check for homoism? I think it's time to make this kind of testing mandatory.

        yours in Christ,
        Brother Buford
        Homers are easy to recognize, I can spot them a mile away. Like most Christian men I have stunningly accurate gaydar. Oddly, the gays themselves doe't seem to have any gaydar of their own. You'd think they'd have the best gaydar. But every one I've ever met has tried to pick me up. They simply can't recognize a straight True Christian True Man when they see one. Odd that.

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        • Pastor Isaac Peters
          Senior Pastor
          Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
          Always Biblically correct
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 10639

          #19
          Re: Obama opens the gates to gays,

          Originally posted by eliot mayfield View Post
          And America fills up with Homers, Communists, witches, and other vermin. Please vote Republican asap.
          Why should those people be treated as though they were a real minority? Unlike African-Americans and women, they could conceal their deathstyle choice if they wanted, which they don't.

          Originally posted by Brother Avatar View Post
          Homers are easy to recognize, I can spot them a mile away. Like most Christian men I have stunningly accurate gaydar. Oddly, the gays themselves doe't seem to have any gaydar of their own. You'd think they'd have the best gaydar. But every one I've ever met has tried to pick me up. They simply can't recognize a straight True Christian True Man when they see one. Odd that.
          Quite right, friend.
          This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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          • Pastor Ezekiel
            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
             
            • Sep 2006
            • 78555

            #20
            Re: Obama opens the gates to gays,

            Originally posted by Brother Avatar View Post
            Homers are easy to recognize, I can spot them a mile away. Like most Christian men I have stunningly accurate gaydar. Oddly, the gays themselves doe't seem to have any gaydar of their own. You'd think they'd have the best gaydar. But every one I've ever met has tried to pick me up. They simply can't recognize a straight True Christian True Man when they see one. Odd that.
            Exactly as Pastor Isaacs said, the radical sodomites have no shame. If they had a shred of Christian decency, they would hide their perverted lifestyle choice.

            I blame the Clintons.
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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            • Rev. M. Rodimer
              Honorary True Christian™
              Forum Member
              • May 2008
              • 13996

              #21
              Re: Obama opens the gates to gays,

              Originally posted by Brother Avatar View Post
              Homers are easy to recognize, I can spot them a mile away. Like most Christian men I have stunningly accurate gaydar. Oddly, the gays themselves doe't seem to have any gaydar of their own. You'd think they'd have the best gaydar. But every one I've ever met has tried to pick me up. They simply can't recognize a straight True Christian True Man when they see one. Odd that.
              I agree wholeheartedly.

              Why, in the years of my truck stop ministry, I would say at least 75% of the truckers I've approached to witness to have at least made an inappropriate proposition, and some have even tried to . . . well, I shouldn't say, this is a family forum.

              But let's just say they tried very hard to put things where they don't belong!
              Bible boring? Nonsense!
              Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
              You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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              • Buford T Scoggins
                Founder, Operation Rescue, Now in Heaven with Jesus
                True Christian™
                • Aug 2007
                • 911

                #22
                Re: Obama opens the gates to gays,

                Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                I agree wholeheartedly.

                Why, in the years of my truck stop ministry, I would say at least 75% of the truckers I've approached to witness to have at least made an inappropriate proposition, and some have even tried to . . . well, I shouldn't say, this is a family forum.

                But let's just say they tried very hard to put things where they don't belong!
                Down here in Texas, cowboys have been known to make inappropriate advances towards the cattle, and the sheep. They even have a song about it, "Homer on the Range." No doubt that this is what caused mad cow disease to spread to humans - it's a homo-only illness just like AIDS.

                Of course, once Godly George W Bush became president, all such immoral activity immediately ceased. I know that for a fact because mad cow disease also miraculously disappeared at the same time - the improvement was so dramatic that President Bush ordered the FDA to immediately stop testing for it. Same with that liberal-caused environmental pollution - the air and water got so much cleaner that President Bush decided we didn't need an Environmental Protection Agency anymore. Or FEMA, since their would be no more liberal-caused disasters. And things got so ethical down there on Wall Street that President Bush was able to do away with the Security and Exchange Commission - no need to harass good honest banks and hedge funds when they can regulate themselves. After all, if you can't trust Goldman Sachs, who can you trust?

                Of course, with Osambo in the White House, our country is fast turning into Sodom and Gomorrah, just like it was under Bill Clinton. Now we got death squads executing grannies while forcing health insurance companies to provide free coverage for illegal aliens. Disgusting.

                yours in Christ,
                Brother Buford
                yours in Christ,
                Brother Buford

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                • Newleaf
                  Forum Member
                  Forum Member
                  • Oct 2009
                  • 35

                  #23
                  Re: Obama opens the gates to gays,

                  Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                  Exactly as Pastor Isaacs said, the radical sodomites have no shame. If they had a shred of Christian decency, they would hide their perverted lifestyle choice.
                  I think the homos openly announce their perversion knowing it elicit negative responses from decent people, with the objective of perpetuating their "oppressed minority" status, which in turn gives them the necessary political tools to have polices implemented that are specifically designed to cater to their deathstyle.

                  You can't tell me Satan's cunning doesn't have a hand in this.

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                  • Goth92
                    Unsaved trash
                    • Nov 2009
                    • 2

                    #24
                    Re: Obama opens the gates to gays,

                    Originally posted by Aleister View Post
                    What an interesting use of literary license! Tell me, Brother Avatar, are you a homosexual?
                    This guy has posted loads of stuff on other threads being really prejudiced and this made me laugh... Jesus DIED and he won't be coming back

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                    • eliot mayfield
                      God Squad
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 9324

                      #25
                      Re: Obama opens the gates to gays,

                      Originally posted by Goth92 View Post
                      This guy has posted loads of stuff on other threads being really prejudiced and this made me laugh... Jesus DIED and he won't be coming back
                      Jesus only temporarily died, and that was for our sins. And now you mock him?
                      Matthew:
                      5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
                      5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
                      10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
                      10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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                      • LIBERALISTHEWAY
                        Unsaved trash
                        • Nov 2009
                        • 3

                        #26
                        Re: Obama opens the gates to gays,

                        first of all, you people obviously have NO idea what you're talking about when saying "Obama has opened the gates to gays".
                        he kept it the same way that Bush had it, which was letting the states decided if gay marriage would be legal or not.

                        and to Pastor Isaac Peters, who the HELL do you think you are? i looked up the the definition of normal and nowhere does it say that "straight, white, male, middle to upper class" in the definition. you are a republican whore.

                        i'm sure that God is looking at this thread right now and all the people posting in it and thinking how ridiculous you all are being. God loves EVERYONE, why would he create them in the first place if he knew they were going to be gay? because he'd love them either way and THEY ARE NORMAL.

                        HAHAHA. and to the person who said "Godly President Bush" HAHAHHAHAHAHA OH GOSH YOU HAVE TO BE KIDDING.

                        homosexuality is not a disease. it's the way someone is born and you all have to deal with it no matter what.

                        God bless :3

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                        • Nobar King
                          Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                          Christ's Guardian
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2007
                          • 23748

                          #27
                          Re: Obama opens the gates to gays,

                          Originally posted by LIBERALISTHEWAY View Post
                          God loves EVERYONE, why would he create them in the first place if he knew they were going to be gay? because he'd love them either way and THEY ARE NORMAL.
                          If you're so smart, explain why God created Goths, Muslims, serial murderers, mosquitos, and taxes.
                          May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                          • A sub Human
                            Unsaved trash
                            • Nov 2009
                            • 32

                            #28
                            Re: Obama opens the gates to gays,

                            Originally posted by Pastor Isaac Peters View Post
                            Obamunism robs us normal (straight, white, male, middle- to upper-class) people of yet another right.
                            Those features and descriptions are normal in your very small and ignorant community, however not of the world in a whole. Please sir, look up the populations of other nations, the Unite States isn't the only country in this world.
                            John 8:10-11
                            Jesus straightened up and asked her, "Woman, where are they? Has no one condemned you?" "No one, sir," she said. "Then neither do I condemn you," Jesus declared. "Go now and leave your life of sin."

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                            • Brother Enoch
                              The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
                              True Christian™
                              • Jun 2008
                              • 4392

                              #29
                              Re: Obama opens the gates to gays,

                              Originally posted by A Human View Post
                              Those features and descriptions are normal in your very small and ignorant community, however not of the world in a whole. Please sir, look up the populations of other nations, the Unite States isn't the only country in this world.
                              That may be, but it's the only one that counts.

                              The US is the most powerful economic, cultural and military powerhouse the world has ever seen. Why do you think that is?

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                              • LIBERALISTHEWAY
                                Unsaved trash
                                • Nov 2009
                                • 3

                                #30
                                Re: Obama opens the gates to gays,

                                cute, nobar king.

                                God created 'em cuz they're just as equal as you and I :]
                                it's called God giving us free will.
                                not to say that serial murders are good people, they just went down the wrong path.
                                but goths? and uh MUSLIMS? shame on you. honestly. hope you're kidding on those. grow up, please.


                                good day to youuuuuuuu!

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