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  • Communist Hippie Banned

    Praise Jesus and Glory to God! The boys at the Pentagon got THIS one right. That notorious rabble-rouser and well-known catlickers Joan Baez has been permanently barred from infiltrating Walter Reed Army Hospital. Of course SHE claims to have no clue as to why this might be. Perhaps her decade-long love affair with "Hanoi Jane" Fonda might have something to do with it. Or the years she spent spreading communist propaganda to America's youth might be related to the subject.

    Joan Baez banned at Walter Reed hospital

    WASHINGTON - Folk singer and anti-war activist Joan Baez says she doesn't know why she was not allowed to perform for recovering soldiers recently at Walter Reed Army Medical Center as she planned.

    In a letter to The Washington Post published Wednesday, she said rocker John Mellencamp had asked her to perform with him last Friday and that she accepted his invitation.

    "I have always been an advocate for nonviolence and I have stood as firmly against the Iraq war as I did the Vietnam War 40 years ago," she wrote. "I realize now that I might have contributed to a better welcome home for those soldiers fresh from Vietnam. Maybe that's why I didn't hesitate to accept the invitation to sing for those returning from Iraq and Afghanistan. In the end, four days before the concert, I was not 'approved' by the Army to take part. Strange irony."

    Baez, 66, told the Post in a telephone interview Tuesday that she was not told why she was left off the program by the Army. "There might have been one, there might have been 50 (soldiers) that thought I was a traitor," she told the paper.
    One soldier might think she's a traitor? Gee, ya think?

    I for one am glad that she won't be haunting the wards at that excellent institution bellowing her ribald songs and turning wounded soldiers into homers.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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    Re: Communist Hippie Banned

    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
    I for one am glad that she won't be haunting the wards at that excellent institution bellowing her ribald songs and turning wounded soldiers into homers.
    That's the way they get 'em, you know.

    Wait until the soldiers are injured, doped up, and in beds unable to get away or call for help, then they come in and preach Homerism, Atheism, Wicca, and all manner of other perversions! They're easy to brainwash, what with the drugs and pain and trauma.

    That is why we need to be sure that every single American soldier, whatever his dog tags say about his religion, is protected by one of Landover's own Hospital Outreach Ministry Officials!

    These strapping young men will ensure that wounded American soldiers hear all about the Lord Jesus daily, while ensuring that no Homersexural gets near to plant seeds of sin!

    Truly, the Landover HOMOs are our soldiers' greatest defense against the Homerist, Communist, and Atheist Agendas! Won't you hit the PayPal button at the bottom of the screen and make a donation toward the HOMO Defense Fund?
    Last edited by OnYourKnees; 05-03-2007, 03:02 AM.

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      Re: Communist Hippie Banned

      She's "famous" for being anti-war, and she expects soldiers to welcome her with open arms? It isn't nice, of course, but I don't know what she was expecting, really.

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        Re: Communist Hippie Banned

        Curses! For a moment when I saw the title of this thread, I was hoping that JESUS had moved one of my fellow admins to finally give that wretch Van Hell-Sin the boot. No such luck.
        O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



        God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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          Re: Communist Hippie Banned

          This is truly profound OKN. It is good to know Jesus has a hit squad to fight the effects of Communist Hippies and Homers.

          Originally posted by OnYourKnees View Post
          That's the way they get 'em, you know.

          Wait until the soldiers are injured, doped up, and in beds unable to get away or call for help, then they come in and preach Homerism, Atheism, Wicca, and all manner of other perversions! They're easy to brainwash, what with the drugs and pain and trauma.

          That is why we need to be sure that every single American soldier, whatever his dog tags say about his religion, is protected by one of Landover's own Hospital Outreach Ministry Officials!

          These strapping young men will ensure that wounded American soldiers hear all about the Lord Jesus daily, while ensuring that no Homersexural gets near to plant seeds of sin!

          Truly, the Landover HOMOs are our soldiers' greatest defense against the Homerist, Communist, and Atheist Agendas! Won't you hit the PayPal button at the bottom of the screen and make a donation toward the HOMO Defense Fund?


          Leviticus 26:27-29

          27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
          28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
          29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.

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