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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78555

    #1

    Mitt Romney Switches Cults

    As we all know, the mormon former governor of Messychusets somehow snuck into God's Own Party, the GOP. That the homers and communists that make up that state would tolerate such a cultist is not surprising. It was a bit surprising when Mr. Romney the mormon decided to run for president against 8 more years of GWB this year. But THIS is the most surprising thing out of the mormon Romney's mouth so far: He endorses the evil overlord of the scientoligistoc cult, popularized by such flaming homers as Tom Cruise and John Travolta!

    Mitt Romney’s new flip-flop is out of this world

    Already under scrutiny for shifting positions on key issues and his Mormon faith, presidential hopeful Mitt Romney has made a bizarre new flip flop - saying on national TV his favorite novel is Scientology founder L. Ron Hubbard’s “Battlefield Earth.”


    The former Massachusetts governor told Fox News his favorite book was the Bible but his favorite novel was the science fiction tome “Battlefield Earth.”

    “Actually, the one by L. Ron Hubbard,” Romney said when asked to name his favorite novel. “I’m also in favor of his religion, and he wrote a book called ‘Battlefield Earth’ that was a very fun science fiction book.”

    The Mark Twain novel “Huckleberry Finn” tops the book list on Romney’s My Space page. “Battlefield Earth” isn’t on the list.

    Romney spokesman Eric Fehrnstrom said: “Battlefield Earth is pretty good science fiction. It’s about Earth being ruled by an alien race, sort of the way the Democrats are running Congress.”

    But Stephen Prothero, head of Boston University’s religion department and the author of “Religious Literacy,” noted Romney’s Mormonism could be a stumbling block with some voters.

    “Mormonism sounds like a science fiction fantasy to some Americans,” Prothero said. “It seems one of the burdens of his campaign is to present an image of Mormonism that sounds more reasonable and less fantastic. This seems to be undercutting that effort.”

    Paul Watanabe, a political science professor at the University of Massachusetts at Boston, said Romney will get Tom Cruise and John Travolta’s votes. The Hollywood heavyweights are devotees of the controversial Church of Scientology and Travolta starred in the movie version of “Battlefield Earth,” seen by some as one of the worst movies ever made, about an alien invasion in the year 3000.

    “Mitt Romney has a penchant for saying something to appeal to every possible constituency and it appears that he is including Scientology in that orbit,” Watanabe said.

    Michael Goldman, a Democratic consultant with the Government Insight Group, chalked it up to one of those “mind blips” that happens in campaigns, but he said the “Battlefield Earth” revelation will hurt Romney. “It’s such a bizarre choice. We don’t necessarily want our president to be Albert Einstein but we don’t want people to make fun of our president either,” Goldman said.

    In addition to his literary choices, Romney has also been slammed for changing positions on abortion and gay rights.
    This guy Romney has become an embarrassment. We sure don't need some crackpot in the white House making contact with spacemen and calling them down to attack True Christians™. Can't Jesus do something about him?
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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  • ThoroughlyUnrepentant
    Unsaved trash
    Under Investigation
    • Apr 2007
    • 2

    #2
    Re: Mitt Romney Switches Cults

    I'm absolutely dumbounded by this!


    How Romney is able to make the move from one perfectly insane cult to another altogether crazier cult is beyond me. Must be something in Massachusetts' water supply. Yep, that's gotta be it. That would also explain Ted Kennedy and Barney Frank.

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    • H. Montague Worthington
      True Christian™ Entrepreneur
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 2716

      #3
      Re: Mitt Romney Switches Cults

      Remember when Tim Calhoun ran for Senate? He had some embarrassing choices, too.

      Favorite Movie: Grease 2
      Favorite Actor: Vince Vaughn
      Favorite Actress: Vivian Vance
      Favorite Book: Mein Kampf
      Favorite Singer: Bonnie Tyler
      Favorite Web Site: NAMBLA.org
      Favorite Philosopher: Pyrrho
      Political Hero: Spiro Agnew
      Hobbies: Boer War Re-enactment Society, Chinese Checkers, arson.

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      • Ahimaaz Smith
        True Christian™
        True Christian™
        • Nov 2007
        • 2549

        #4
        Re: Mitt Romney Switches Cults

        Republican Presidential Candidate Mitt Romney is going to give a major speech this week (week of Dec. 2, 2007) discussing Mormonism. I've been wary of this guy for a while (with a name like Mitt, he's obviously a catcher, if you catch my drift). Whatever one thinks about Romney's politics, this is proof that Romney is using his political campaign as a sham to proseletyze for the Devil.

        I believe that an immediate, massive campaign of intercessory prayer is needed to ensure that Mormon lies do not snooker God's favorite nation (America) into abandoning its faith in Jesus Christ. We could lose an entire generation, tempted by the false vision of becoming gods, ruling over entire planets in the afterlife, and wearing bullet-proof boxer shorts. The only place these Mormons will see when they die is Hell, and we need to mobilize to be sure that they don't pull the rest of America down there with them.

        Pour out thy fury upon the heathen that know thee not, and upon the families that call not on thy name.... Jeremiah 10:25

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        • Pastor Ezekiel
          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
           
          • Sep 2006
          • 78555

          #5
          Re: Mitt Romney Switches Cults

          He is making the biggest mistake of his carreer by doing this. He's trying to pull a John Kennedy. Political suicide, just wait and see.
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • Nobar King
            Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
            Christ's Guardian
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2007
            • 23748

            #6
            Re: Mitt Romney Switches Cults

            Oh how I hate scientology. Even more than I hate false Mormons like that traitor to his own cult 'Mittens'. This is now a battle of good against evil. All godly Republicans need to work to defeat Mitt Romney. There's no way that he can even BE a Republican.
            May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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            • Brother Temperance
              Senior Usher
              True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
              A very nice young man
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 15621

              #7
              Re: Mitt Romney Switches Cults

              Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
              He is making the biggest mistake of his carreer by doing this. He's trying to pull a John Kennedy. Political suicide, just wait and see.
              Let's hope it's actual suicide and he ends up getting bumped off by a Jew conspiracy like John Kennedy did.
              O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



              God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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              • H. Montague Worthington
                True Christian™ Entrepreneur
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2006
                • 2716

                #8
                Re: Mitt Romney Switches Cults

                Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                Let's hope it's actual suicide and he ends up getting bumped off by a Jew conspiracy like John Kennedy did.
                I thought it was the Mafia, the CIA, and the Cubans. I had always called it "A Wop and Spic Coup." But now that you mention it, it makes sense that the Joos would be behind all the merchandizing that happened after Kennedy's brains were splattered all over his wife.

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                • Pastor Isaac Peters
                  Senior Pastor
                  Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
                  Always Biblically correct
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 10639

                  #9
                  Re: Mitt Romney Switches Cults

                  Originally posted by Ahimaaz Smith View Post
                  (with a name like Mitt, he's obviously a catcher, if you catch my drift)
                  Well, we do know why his state is famous.

                  Still, it's odd that he's traded in one nonsensical, palpably untrue, obviously made-up mythology for another. I guess he'll believe anything, as long as it isn't the King James Bible.
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                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                     
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 78555

                    #10
                    Re: Mitt Romney Switches Cults

                    Originally posted by Pastor Isaac Peters View Post
                    Well, we do know why his state is famous.

                    Still, it's odd that he's traded in one nonsensical, palpably untrue, obviously made-up mythology for another. I guess he'll believe anything, as long as it isn't the King James Bible.
                    In the same way that the communists, greens, feminazis and radical sodomites all team up to try and form coalition political parties in Godless europe, these lunatic fringe cults like the mormoons, scientologists, hairy krishnas and jehovah witlesses seem to be ganging up on our Godly Republican Party here in America.

                    Once GWB is installed as president for life, all these heathen scum covens will be rounded up and converted to Christianity. Glory!
                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                    • Mike Hunt
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                      Forum Member
                      • Nov 2007
                      • 24

                      #11
                      Re: Mitt Romney Switches Cults

                      Originally posted by Ahimaaz Smith View Post
                      I've been wary of this guy for a while (with a name like Mitt, he's obviously a catcher, if you catch my drift).
                      Romney should rightfully be booted out of the GOP just for being a flip flopping liberal, let alone being a heretical mormon, but I don't really think that playing baseball is a mark against him. It's an American sport isn't it?

                      I know that a catcher isn't exactly the most exciting position to play, but someone has to do it. And not everyone can be the pitcher. That takes a certain amount of skill, or so I've been led to believe.

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                      • SUV
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                        Have at it, anytime!
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 11027

                        #12
                        Re: Mitt Romney Switches Cults

                        Whoever heard of anyone called "Mitt" anyway? He's probably just using it for Name Recognition during these Winter months. Homer!

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                        • VictoryOS
                          True Christian™ Beauty Queen
                           
                          • Dec 2007
                          • 5388

                          #13
                          Re: Mitt Romney Switches Cults

                          They tell me that being a catcher is hard on the knees.
                          Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
                          in 2016

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                          • Ahimaaz Smith
                            True Christian™
                            True Christian™
                            • Nov 2007
                            • 2549

                            #14
                            Re: Mitt Romney Switches Cults

                            Today Mitt Romney said, "I will serve no one religion, no one group, no one cause, and no one interest." It seems to me that we need a President who serves Christianity, True ChristiansTM, the baptism of the Holy Ghost, and the will of God.

                            I was willing to overlook Romney's gay abortionist past and vote for him, provided he renounced all that "Jesus came to America and I'm going to be a god when I die" nonsense, but this settles it. I'm caucusing for Huckabee.

                            It's too bad the liberals on the US Supreme Court won't let us annoint President Bush as king.

                            Pour out thy fury upon the heathen that know thee not, and upon the families that call not on thy name.... Jeremiah 10:25

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                            • H. Montague Worthington
                              True Christian™ Entrepreneur
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 2716

                              #15
                              Re: Mitt Romney Switches Cults

                              Originally posted by Ahimaaz Smith View Post
                              Today Mitt Romney said, "I will serve no one religion, no one group, no one cause, and no one interest." It seems to me that we need a President who serves Christianity, True ChristiansTM, the baptism of the Holy Ghost, and the will of God.

                              I was willing to overlook Romney's gay abortionist past and vote for him, provided he renounced all that "Jesus came to America and I'm going to be a god when I die" nonsense, but this settles it. I'm caucusing for Huckabee.

                              It's too bad the liberals on the US Supreme Court won't let us annoint President Bush as king.
                              Amen, Brother Smith!! What a pitiful selection we have in the caucuses...

                              John McCain, a terrible soldier that a) got caught by the Gooks, and b) wimps out against torture because of his sissification at the hands of the Gooks in Vietnam.

                              Mitt Romney, a liberal polygamist salesman trying to close the deal with a wink and slick talk.

                              Rudy Jooliani, the swinging liberal mayor of Joo York, who loves the Homers.

                              Duncan Hunter, a fine man but with a very small chance to overcome the relentless attacks from the powerful LIEberal media.

                              Ron Paul, an anti-war crackpot liberal who is probably a DEMONcrat in disguise.

                              .... and Mike Huckabee, a somewhat liberal Christian who's soft on torture and leftist on nigra rights.

                              At least Huckabee is a man of God. Oh, for another chance to cast a vote for Mr. Bush!!

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