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  • Virginia Day Templeton
    Christ's Battle Axe
     
    • Dec 2006
    • 2827

    #1

    Proof that Negroes can't count

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    I've been having a rough week to say the least (I scored 12 over par at the country club on Saturday) and I needed a good laugh to help me loosen up—and boy, was I in for a knee-slapper when I turned on the news tonight!

    Obama: '10,000 People Died' in Kansas Tornado
    Wednesday, May 09, 2007

    RICHMOND, Va. — Barack Obama, caught up in the fervor of a campaign speech Tuesday, drastically overstated the Kansas tornadoes death toll, saying 10,000 had died.

    The death toll was 12.

    "In case you missed it, this week, there was a tragedy in Kansas. Ten thousand people died — an entire town destroyed," the Democratic presidential candidate said in a speech to 500 people packed into a sweltering Richmond art studio for a fundraiser.

    Obama mentioned the disaster in Greensburg, Kan., in saying he had been told by the office of Kansas Gov. Kathleen Sebelius that the state's National Guard had been depleted by its commitment to the Iraq War.

    "Turns out that the National Guard in Kansas only had 40 percent of its equipment and they are having to slow down the recovery process in Kansas," Obama said, his shirt sleeves rolled up and his head glistening with sweat.

    As the Illinois senator concluded his remarks a few minutes later, he appeared to realize his gaffe.

    "There are going to be times when I get tired," he said. "There are going to be times when I get weary. There are going to be times when I make mistakes."

    Obama spokesman Bill Burton said later that the senator meant to say "at least 10," instead of 10,000.

    During his speech, Obama stirred the crowd as he often does by skewering President Bush over the unpopular war and noting that he opposed it from the outset.

    "How could we have been involved in a war that never should have been authorized, that has already cost us half a trillion dollars," Obama said.

    It was Obama's third visit to Virginia's capital in eight months. It came as national polls show him trailing rival Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton, D-N.Y., by double digits.
    This should make the Dems think twice about letting a jig terrorist like Brokeback Osama set his bug-eyed sights on the Presidency. You know what it reminds me of? When lieberals who claim there are hundreds of thousands of homosexuals infesting our great country. Now that's a hoot!
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  • Brother Temperance
    Senior Usher
    True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
    A very nice young man
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 15621

    #2
    Re: Proof that Negroes can't count

    I fear that, rather than an innocent mistake, this may have been a chilling glimpse into the Demoncratic mindset. At least 10 of the dead were probably negroes, so maybe this was Hussein Osama's way of letting us know that he thinks the life of one gollywog is worth the lives of 1,000 white people? God help us all if he ever wins office.
    O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



    God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78555

      #3
      Re: Proof that Negroes can't count

      Those nigras are born liars. Look at what God did with them in the Bible. I'd take the mormon cultist Romney over a porch monkey like Obasama any day of the week.
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • H. Montague Worthington
        True Christian™ Entrepreneur
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 2716

        #4
        Re: Proof that Negroes can't count

        This reminds me of the time I was at the Memphis train station in the late 1950s and the shine boy tried to overcharge me. Within five minutes we had an angry mob hunting him down with a rope. He probably washed up somewhere down river in Mississippi or Louisiana. I looked through the papers, but they never printed anything about it. But on the bright side, he never "mixed up" any numbers again.

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        • SayvedByTheLord
          Sinner Who Has Found the Truth©
          True Christian™
          • May 2007
          • 3151

          #5
          Re: Proof that Negroes can't count

          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
          Those nigras are born liars. Look at what God did with them in the Bible. I'd take the mormon cultist Romney over a porch monkey like Obasama any day of the week.
          Unfortunately the Mormon cultist is eerily like our current president. At least in the ads he is running here in the state of Iowa. VERY VERY scary.

          The fat wetback from New Mexico is looking very good to us here. Don't know about you Iowa folks.

          Praise Jesus and the State of Iowa!

          Last edited by Pastor Ezekiel; 05-11-2007, 12:06 AM. Reason: spelling errors


          Leviticus 26:27-29

          27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
          28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
          29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.

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          • Mrs. Mary Whitford
            Ladies of Landover Senior VP
            One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
            Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
            True Christian™
            • Dec 2006
            • 12414

            #6
            Re: Proof that Negroes can't count

            Originally posted by SayvedByTheLord View Post
            Unfortunately the Mormon cultist is eerily like our current president.
            You say that like it's a bad thing! Are you sure you're trying to find the Lord?
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            • SayvedByTheLord
              Sinner Who Has Found the Truth©
              True Christian™
              • May 2007
              • 3151

              #7
              Re: Proof that Negroes can't count

              Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
              You say that like it's a bad thing! Are you sure you're trying to find the Lord?
              Only trying to weed out the False Prophets.


              Leviticus 26:27-29

              27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
              28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
              29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.

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              • Lil_Queer_Goth
                Unsaved trash
                 
                • May 2007
                • 57

                #8
                Re: Proof that Negroes can't count

                Originally posted by H. Montague Worthington View Post
                This reminds me of the time I was at the Memphis train station in the late 1950s and the shine boy tried to overcharge me. Within five minutes we had an angry mob hunting him down with a rope. He probably washed up somewhere down river in Mississippi or Louisiana. I looked through the papers, but they never printed anything about it. But on the bright side, he never "mixed up" any numbers again.
                So you killed him????? what does god think?

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                • Virginia Day Templeton
                  Christ's Battle Axe
                   
                  • Dec 2006
                  • 2827

                  #9
                  Re: Proof that Negroes can't count

                  Originally posted by Lil_Lolita_Girl21 View Post
                  So you killed him????? what does god think?
                  Hey, did you know you just committed libel against a member of our church? LBC's lawyers will be hearing about this, as will the DOF.

                  Anyway, the jig probably ran too fast and choked on a watermelon seed or something. I wouldn't give it too much thought.
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                  • OnYourKnees
                    On Extended Furlough
                    True Christian™
                    • Nov 2006
                    • 4729

                    #10
                    Re: Proof that Negroes can't count

                    Originally posted by Lil_Harlot_Girl21 View Post
                    So you killed him????? what does god think?
                    Just think of all the cheating of good Christian men, and stealing of pies, and raping of white women that was avoided by that mob helping that horrible criminal clean up his act!

                    And, according to Brother Monty, the boy was all washed clean, and enjoying God's good graces somewhere in the Deep South. Negroes are particularly welcome in the Deep South.

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                    • Brother Temperance
                      Senior Usher
                      True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                      A very nice young man
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 15621

                      #11
                      Re: Proof that Negroes can't count

                      Originally posted by Lil_Lolita_Girl21 View Post
                      what does god think?
                      That's a pretty deep theological question. Personally, I'd say that it'd be impossible - and potentially blasphemous - for us mere mortals to even attempt to understand what God thinks, but if anyone's got a different take on the subject, I'd be interested to hear it.
                      O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                      God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                      • Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.
                        Scientific Advisor
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 2373

                        #12
                        Re: Proof that Negroes can't count

                        Originally posted by Lil_Lolita
                        what does god think?
                        Friend, you must be joking, right? Everything that we need to know about the thought processes of the Almighty God is written down in His Word, the 1611 King James Version Bible. From what I can tell, and I am by no means as well-versed in the Scriptures as the Pastors here, Jesus is just fine with it. He Himself commands us to exterminate evil from within!
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                        • Nightrunner
                          Unsaved trash
                          Under Investigation
                          • Apr 2007
                          • 9

                          #13
                          Re: Proof that Negroes can't count

                          You guys are lucky you can say the stuff you say about colored people on here if you ever said any of that to any colored person to his/her face you might get hurt. Freedom of speech is a nice thing, I guess as long as it's not face to face.

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                          • Virginia Day Templeton
                            Christ's Battle Axe
                             
                            • Dec 2006
                            • 2827

                            #14
                            Re: Proof that Negroes can't count

                            Originally posted by Nightrunner View Post
                            You guys are lucky you can say the stuff you say about colored people on here if you ever said any of that to any colored person to his/her face you might get hurt. Freedom of speech is a nice thing, I guess as long as it's not face to face.
                            What on Earth makes you think we would want to associate with unsaved porch monkeys in the first place?

                            Certainly, we have Ex-Negroes in Freehold and they are beloved members of our church who struggled for many years to overcome the Curse of Ham. They would never dream of "hurting"* anyone, least of all those with the bravery to speak the Biblical Truth™ about God's plan for the races.

                            *Your thinly-veiled threat did not go unnoticed, and your IP address has been reported to the FBI and the Department of Faith. Expect a knock on your door within the next few days.
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                            • OnYourKnees
                              On Extended Furlough
                              True Christian™
                              • Nov 2006
                              • 4729

                              #15
                              Re: Proof that Negroes can't count

                              Originally posted by Nightrunner View Post
                              You guys are lucky you can say the stuff you say about colored people on here if you ever said any of that to any colored person to his/her face you might get hurt. Freedom of speech is a nice thing, I guess as long as it's not face to face.
                              Mr. Nightrunner, this is not some bigoted hate site where you can make any racist statement you like.

                              We at Landover recognize that dark folks are cursed by God (look up Ham and Canaan in your Bible). However, those who are sufficiently motivated can become Spiritually Pure and White through Jesus' Love. Granted, many lack that motivation; being born cursed to servitude can do that to you.

                              We may not think it fair that white folks have a bit of a head start, but we don't question God's actions, and we're happy to help any darkie who wants to better him or herself. Why, just look at Remy Lebeau, an accomplished ex-Negro! And Sista Lateefah, currently progressing wonderfully through the ex-Negro program, to the point of already being declared an Honorary White Woman!

                              And yet you have the gall to come into our Godly Christian forum, spewing your hatred for Negroes! If that is the sort of discussion you seek, I suggest www.stormfront.org or a similar bigoted, racist hate site. This is a site for God's Truth, not your petty personal prejudices.

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