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  • Levi Jones
    Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
    Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
    Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
     
    • Jul 2009
    • 13930
    #1

    Please support the draft Dick Cheney in 2012 movement.

    I feel like Jesus himself is behind this great American's bid for the White House in 2012.

    With Cheney at the helm, we can again enjoy the halcyon days of the Bush administration all over again!
    Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.
    Tags: dick cheney, draft dick cheney, election 2012, godly republican politics, jesus loves dick
    • Brother Enoch
      The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
      True Christian™
      • Jun 2008
      • 4392
      #2
      Re: Please support the draft Dick Cheney in 2012 movement.

      Like any American True Christian™

      I LOVE DICK!!


      Cheney 2012!!!

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        • Sin boy
          Unsaved trash, Hateful Demon
          • Nov 2009
          • 47
          #3
          Re: Please support the draft Dick Cheney in 2012 movement.

          Originally posted by Brother Avatar View Post

          I LOVE DICK!!
          We know ya' do, Brother A, we know ya' do.

          Me, personally? If Cheney gets elected, I'm high-tailin it outta this country. Canada sounds better
          Currently listening to: Cool for Cats by Squeeze

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            • Lola Handcock
              Forum Member
              • Oct 2009
              • 739
              #4
              Re: Please support the draft Dick Cheney in 2012 movement.

              Originally posted by Shaunyboy View Post
              We know ya' do, Brother A, we know ya' do.

              Me, personally? If Cheney gets elected, I'm high-tailin it outta this country. Canada sounds better

              Don't let the door hit ya on the back side.

              And you need to apologise to Brother Avatar,he is all man .Unlike yourself he is not a HOMER!

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                • Sin boy
                  Unsaved trash, Hateful Demon
                  • Nov 2009
                  • 47
                  #5
                  Re: Please support the draft Dick Cheney in 2012 movement.

                  Originally posted by Lola Sledge View Post
                  Don't let the door hit ya on the back side.

                  And you need to apologise to Brother Avatar,he is all man .Unlike yourself he is not a HOMER!
                  A'ight, I apologize, Brother A. Was all just a joke, I know ya' don't swing that way, man.

                  But, neither do I, Lola! And i certainly wont let the door hit me, I'm gettin out at the first sign that that crazy oil-monger is about to become the Prez.
                  Currently listening to: Cool for Cats by Squeeze

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                    • Pastor Ezekiel
                      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                       
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 78551
                      #6
                      Re: Please support the draft Dick Cheney in 2012 movement.

                      At a time when America is being humiliated by Barack HUSSEIN Obama on a daily basis, it is refreshing to see that the Cheney family is in full support of Dick's candidacy.

                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                        • WilliamJenningsBryan
                          True Christian™
                           
                          • Jan 2007
                          • 9383
                          #7
                          Re: Please support the draft Dick Cheney in 2012 movement.

                          Like most Christians, I'm having a deep conflict reconciling that it was the will of Jesus that Barack HUSSEIN Obama became President of the United States. Jesus certainly has a special messages for us in bringing about the suffering and humiliation we are enduring. I think that Jesus wants us to purge the once Godly Republican Party of all RINO's and there is no time like the present. I'm supporting no one unless they have been toughly vetted. Just look at what happened in that recent NY-23 house seat race where that communist lezbo bull dyke Dierdre R. "Dede" Scozzafava ran on the Republican ticket.

                          While we're on the subject, doesn't Cheny have a dyke daughter? Why was he not able to intervene when she was growing up?
                          Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
                          brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
                          ...and get off my lawn
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                            • David Burke
                              Forum Member
                              Forum Member
                              • Nov 2009
                              • 19
                              #8
                              Re: Please support the draft Dick Cheney in 2012 movement.

                              Originally posted by WilliamJenningsBryan View Post

                              While we're on the subject, doesn't Cheny have a dyke daughter? Why was he not able to intervene when she was growing up?
                              this is another way the gays try to brainwash your children.
                              if dick cheney allows his daughter to continue being a gay, others might find it acceptable as well.
                              Living without Jesus in my heart, really wasn't living.

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                                • Levi Jones
                                  Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
                                  Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
                                  Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
                                   
                                  • Jul 2009
                                  • 13930
                                  #9
                                  Re: Please support the draft Dick Cheney in 2012 movement.

                                  Originally posted by WilliamJenningsBryan View Post
                                  Like most Christians, I'm having a deep conflict reconciling that it was the will of Jesus that Barack HUSSEIN Obama became President of the United States. Jesus certainly has a special messages for us in bringing about the suffering and humiliation we are enduring. I think that Jesus wants us to purge the once Godly Republican Party of all RINO's and there is no time like the present. I'm supporting no one unless they have been toughly vetted.
                                  Then Cheney is your man. He is so conservative, he voted in 1985 against a House resolution urging the release of that uppity boy Nelson Mandela.

                                  He has the experience and leadership our country needs to make itself great again since the last time he ran it.


                                  Originally posted by WilliamJenningsBryan View Post
                                  While we're on the subject, doesn't Cheny have a dyke daughter? Why was he not able to intervene when she was growing up?
                                  This is unfortunate. It must have something to do with him being a hell bound meatheadist. I still think he needs to have his own shot at being President.

                                  Look at this face. How could you say no?



                                  Now say it with me.. We Love Dick!
                                  Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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                                    • PikeyUK
                                      • Dec 2009
                                      • 8
                                      #10
                                      Re: Please support the draft Dick Cheney in 2012 movement.

                                      Anyone with "Dick" as a first name is immediately bad in my eyes...

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                                        • Brother Enoch
                                          The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
                                          True Christian™
                                          • Jun 2008
                                          • 4392
                                          #11
                                          Re: Please support the draft Dick Cheney in 2012 movement.

                                          Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
                                          Now say it with me.. We Love Dick!
                                          You know I do, Brother Levi. Better than anyone you know I do.

                                          As great as Godly W was, if only it had been Dick we wouldn't have had the futile wars with Iraq and Afghanistan. It would have been Afghanistan, Pakistan, Iraq, Iran, Syria and whoever else got uppity in the region! Praise!

                                          None of that costly occupation business either, just a simple law. You kill one of ours, we kill 10,000 of yours. Carpet bomb them. It's not like their territory will go to waste. Israel is always looking to expand.

                                          I love Dick!

                                          May his ticker keep ticking more often than it doesn't!

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