[Brother Lazarus]

Re: Waterboarding: Is Godly!

SCOOP uses water boarding to extract information on a regular basis. The technique is relatively painless, terrifying to the victim suspect, and very effective.

Yours in Christ
Brother Lazarus

[Buford T Scoggins]

Re: Waterboarding: Is Godly!

Waterboarding is indeed fun (especially for Blackwater contractors). And as Sister Talitha pointed out, it's a variation on the theme of Baptism. Think of it as "Baptism on steroids." Agent Jack Bauer on 24 isn't just helping Mooslims confess their sins (like where they planted the ticking time bomb), he's also helping to purify their souls. And the Mooslims are so overcome God's rough love that they confess everything. In the rare instance that they resist Jesus, a little extra "Baptism by fire" (220 volts) can be thrown in - this almost always works.

But I keep hearing liberals claim that waterboarding isn't effective at converting sinners and getting useful information. That's just a bunch of nonsense. Waterboarding was used during the Salem Witch Trials, and it was remarkably effective. All those witches confessed, and exposed other Wiccans hiding in the community. Had it not been for waterboarding and other enhanced interrogation techniques (like burning at the stake), the whole Wiccan plot would have gone undetected. One shudders to think what might have happened if the bleeding-heart liberals had been in charge of Salem.

Truly ya'lls,
Brother Buford

[Negative_Cool]

Re: Waterboarding: Is Godly!

A little cold water in this life is by far preferable to an eternity in the fires of Hell. Can those monkey worshipping liberal muck rakers not see this?

[Lola Handcock]

Re: Waterboarding: Is Godly!

Why not expand the use of water boarding to correct the thinking of Homers,Heathens, wiccans heck we can use it on any one who is not a True Christian. Why just save it for mooslims.
If you find a homer use it on them until they repent and change their ungodly ways.I would think that no more than 2 or 3 hundred applications should be needed ! Isn't it our job to try and get their minds right ?