I miss George Bush!!!!

[chilledogg]

Does anyone else miss George Bush?

I feel so sad and depressed. I need some True ChristianTM guidence.

Can someone help me?

[Meek and Humble]

Re: I miss George Bush!!!!

I don't know, Bush was a bit too much of a liberal for my tastes...

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: I miss George Bush!!!!

GWB was a bit of a dissappointment. He didn't turn Iraquistan into a sheet of glass when he had the chance.

[Brother Enoch]

Re: I miss George Bush!!!!

Does anyone else miss George Bush?

I feel so sad and depressed. I need some True ChristianTM guidence.

Can someone help me?

Sure. It's spelled 'guidance'.

And the TM goes up here ™.

[Free Market Fred]

Re: I miss George Bush!!!!

GWB was a bit of a dissappointment. He didn't turn Iraquistan into a sheet of glass when he had the chance.

I share your pain, Pastor Zeke. However, I do want to point out that nuclear war has some drawbacks. Specifically, it's far less expensive than conventional warfare, which means that military contractors like my company don't profit nearly enough if we just nuke some country.

Thanks to the never-ending war-on-terror, these past eight years have just been great for our share price. Our garment factories in China had to work overtime churning out uniforms, boots, defective body-armor and pot metal helmets for the troops. It was a little embarrassing when our Chinese-made drywall and melamine-tainted milk made the troops severely ill, but only a few of them died and our friends at the Pentagon were able to keep that scandal out of the press by launching another patriotic yellow ribbon campaign.



By the way, those made-in-China yellow ribbon bumper stickers were one of our most profitable items!

Yes, I miss George W Bush too. Never has there been a president who was so easily controlled by big business. We simply wrote legislation and he'd pass it, without reading it, or even asking what it was. "Incurious George," we'd call him. Obama is definitely more troublesome - he keeps asking questions. Though we're heartened that he's going to put 30,000 more troops into Afghanistan, this talk of pulling out of Iraq and closing Guantanamo is causing us sleepless nights. We're pinning our hopes on getting Sarah Palin into the White House in 2012, if not sooner - then the ground invasion of Iran will begin!

War is Hell - but profitable!
Brother Fred

[chilledogg]

Re: I miss George Bush!!!!

Sure. It's spelled 'guidance'.

And the TM goes up here ™.

Brother Enoch, you are correct for pointing out my poor spelling and formatting skills. PRAISE HIM.

[Nobar King]

Re: I miss George Bush!!!!

By the way, those made-in-China yellow ribbon bumper stickers were one of our most profitable items!

Were those bumper stickers or door magnets?

[Levi Jones]

Re: I miss George Bush!!!!

Who doesn't miss the great time of peace and prosperity that were the Bush years?

[chilledogg]

Re: I miss George Bush!!!!

Yes, I miss George W Bush too. Never has there been a president who was so easily controlled by big business. We're pinning our hopes on getting Sarah Palin into the White House in 2012, if not sooner - then the ground invasion of Iran will begin!

War is Hell - but profitable!
Brother Fred

Brother Fred speaks truth. We must push the boundaries of this Christian nation to the furthest corners of the earth. Any believer can see that Sarah Palin is our best hope for the future of our nation. HAVE FAITH.

On to Iran!

C

[Marshall]

Re: I miss George Bush!!!!

I miss Bush myself. Been along time and this new guy just doesn't do it for me.

[Brother Enoch]

Re: I miss George Bush!!!!

I miss Bush myself. Been along time and this new guy just doesn't do it for me.

I miss Bush too.

I'm not down with birth control, and my youngest is 4 years 5 months old.

We decided no more kids. It's been over 5 years.

Oh, I miss Bush,

[Free Market Fred]

Re: I miss George Bush!!!!

Were those bumper stickers or door magnets?

Both. We also offered yellow ribbon "Support the Troops" t-shirts, bottle openers and condoms. One hot-selling item was "Support the Troops" 9mm ammo - unfortunately, it was cheap Chinese-made stuff that tended to explode, so we had to pull it from the shelves at Wal-Mart. That would have been a big loss for us, except we called in some political favors and got the US Army to buy it and ship it to our boys in Iraq.

Praise Jesus!
Brother Fred

[Larry Lee]

Re: I miss George Bush!!!!

Both. We also offered yellow ribbon "Support the Troops" t-shirts, bottle openers and condoms. One hot-selling item was "Support the Troops" 9mm ammo - unfortunately, it was cheap Chinese-made stuff that tended to explode, so we had to pull it from the shelves at Wal-Mart. That would have been a big loss for us, except we called in some political favors and got the US Army to buy it and ship it to our boys in Iraq.

Praise Jesus!
Brother Fred

Praise Jesus, indeed, Brother Fred. That's an example of American entrepreneurship that this current administration will never understand or foster. Job well done!

[CommieJooMuslimHater]

Re: I miss George Bush!!!!

I agree with Pastor Ezekiel. Bush was far too liberal. A Godly Conservative would have just dropped a nuke on Iraqistan.