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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78555

    #1

    Jesus Smites Notorious Demoncrat

    Praise God! With Jesus on our side, we can't lose in 2008! This story proves once again that God hates demoncrats.

    Schumer Being Treated After Tick Bite

    WASHINGTON (AP) - Sen. Charles Schumer, D-N.Y., is receiving treatment to prevent lyme disease after being bitten by a tick during a recent tour of dams in upstate New York.

    Schumer, a senator since 1998, apparently was bitten during a May 7 dam tour in the Hudson Valley region. He and other lawmakers have called for improvements to many small dams in the area to prevent flooding.

    ``I went tramping through the woods with Congressman John Hall to check dams,'' the senator said.

    He later found a tick, and spotted a telltale ``bulls-eye'' mark on his leg that is an early sign of infection.

    Schumer is now undergoing a 21-day treatment with antibiotics, which can cause fatigue in some patients.

    He said he hasn't noticed any symptoms besides the initial bulls-eye mark, and is being treated ``to prevent it from developing into the disease.''

    Lyme disease is transmitted by the black-legged tick, also known as the deer tick.

    Symptoms include lethargy, joint pain, fever, limping and loss of appetite. Even after treatment, symptoms can recur in some patients.
    He already seems pretty lethargic, but Jesus will decide if this was the first step toward hellfire, or just a warning to quit the party of sodomites and join the GOP (God's Own Party).
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!
  • Mrs. Mary Whitford
    Ladies of Landover Senior VP
    One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
    Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
    True Christian™
    • Dec 2006
    • 12414

    #2
    Re: Jesus Smites Notorious Demoncrat

    GLORY!

    Take this as a warning, God-hating lieberal scum! The Lord knows you're out there, He knows what you are up to, and He will get you sooner or later!
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    1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
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    • WorthyOne
      Unsaved trash
       
      • Apr 2007
      • 36

      #3
      Re: Jesus Smites Notorious Demoncrat

      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
      Praise God! With Jesus on our side, we can't lose in 2008! This story proves once again that God hates demoncrats.



      He already seems pretty lethargic, but Jesus will decide if this was the first step toward hellfire, or just a warning to quit the party of sodomites and join the GOP (God's Own Party).
      Oh for crying out loud! Anyone can get bitten by a tick, and in fact, most people live from the experience. Jeesh. You guys need to live with the fact that the GOP is not the better party.

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      • Virginia Day Templeton
        Christ's Battle Axe
         
        • Dec 2006
        • 2827

        #4
        Re: Jesus Smites Notorious Demoncrat

        Originally posted by WorthyOne View Post
        You guys need to live with the fact that the GOP is not the better party.
        True, the Constitution Party has its merits. But do they have GWB?
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        • Old Iron Crotch
          SATAN'S FAVORITE BONIFIED PERVERT!
          • May 2007
          • 3056

          #5
          Re: Jesus Smites Notorious Demoncrat

          Originally posted by Virginia D. Templeton View Post
          True, the Constitution Party has its merits. But do they have GWB?
          GWB is only a partial asset - I'll leave it to you to figure out which part.
          Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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